Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Dynasty 30
Trapped in the big boat, Zhou Xuan's water had already reached his shoulders at this time, and the big hole that the four idiots had broken was about to be submerged by the sea, and the two Southern Han warriors were like drowned ghosts who wanted to drag people into the water, and they wanted to die together, wielding their swords in the water, not allowing Zhou Xuan to have a chance to turn around calmly.
On the small boat three feet away from the big boat, the four idiots quickly took out something from the animal skin bag on the side of the waist, sank into the dantian, and shouted sharply: "Masterββ"
Zhou Xuan's famous knife was sharp, and he cut off the swords in the hands of the two warriors, and climbed the sharp wooden thorns of the broken gangway with one hand, and the whole person stood in the hole eye, and when he looked at it, the boat was faintly three feet away, and he shouted in his heart, "Bitter!" "At this time, if he jumps into the sea, and the wind and waves are so strong, how can he swim over? When you leave the ship, a big wave hits, and you will be swept away!
In the sound of the wind and waves, he vaguely heard the fourth child calling him, Zhou Xuan roared in response, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in the back shoulder, as if he was grabbed by sharp claws, and the hook claws were retracted, and he was deeply cut into the flesh, and he was dragged backwards, and fell into the sea water outside the hull at once.
With a "bang", the axe of a Southern Han warrior could be slashed from where Zhou Xuan was standing just now.
Zhou Xuan was in the water, the hook on his shoulder and back did not let him go, he pulled desperately, the pain was painful, he grabbed it with his backhand, but he grabbed a thin silk rope, he immediately understood, quickly grabbed it, the pain in his shoulder and back was immediately reduced a lot, and he said: "The sky is above, this is luck, this is judgment, if I use a knife to reverse the past, a glimmer of life will be cut off by myself!" β
The four idiots on the boat pulled the silk rope with their hands, feeling that the weight was very heavy, and they knew that Zhou Xuan was hooked, so they hurriedly staggered their hands and pulled. I wanted to catch Zhou Xuan on the boat, but the wind and waves were strong, and the boat shook violently, so I didn't dare to push too hard, for fear that the boat would capsize, and shouted: "Master, hurry upββ"
Zhou Xuan endured the pain in his shoulders and grasped the taut string with both hands. Alternately moving forward, slowly approaching the boat, he was good in the water, but it was completely useless in this sea, one wave after another, his head could not be exposed to the sea, and he could not find a respite space, and the time was a little longer. Drowning too.
Fortunately, the four idiots were also pulling over there, but three zhang away, Zhou Xuan finally climbed onto the gunwales of the boat after drinking several sips of seawater, the boat was thrown up by the waves, and Zhou Xuan also took a hard breath. Fresh.
The four idiots grabbed Zhou Xuan's arm to lift him onto the boat, and with a force under his feet, the boat almost overturned, turned his head and ordered the Snow Pig Prince to move to the other side, and then grabbed Zhou Xuan's hand with Lin Ji. Carry Zhou Xuan onto the boat.
Zhou Xuan was paralyzed in the bilge of the boat. took a few sharp breaths and shouted: "Fourth, take it off quickly, the hook is off, the meat is fast, it's torn off!" β
The four idiots made a very fast move, and suddenly pulled out the three-claw copper hook that was deeply cut into Zhou Xuan's shoulder. Three injections of blood immediately burst out. He shouted, "I didn't bring any medicine to stop the bleeding!" He only covered Zhou Xuan's blood-surging wound with his hand, looking anxious.
Lin Ji said: "I have." He pulled out a small wooden box from his bosom. crushed it and smeared all the plasters inside on Zhou Xuan's wound.
The boat tilted again, and a skinny hand came up on the side of the boat, and then poked out a * head, but it was the Southern Han Honglu Temple, I don't know if it happened to be washed here by the waves, or the swimming skills were exceptionally high, and they actually came to the side of the small boat and wanted to climb up.
This kind of five-foot boat only allows four people to ride, and the Snow Pig Prince is one for two, and it is already loaded, where can he get on the people again!
The four idiots had the decisiveness of a killer, and they got up and down with a knife in their hands, and cut off the palm of the Southern Han Honglu Temple Qing climbing on the broadside.
The instinct to survive prompted Na Honglu Siqing to climb up with his other hand again, and shouted at the same time: "Your Highness, Zhou Jungong, save me-
The boat was about to be subverted, and with a flash of the knife, the throat of the Southern Han Honglu Siqing was cut, his hand was released, and he was swept away by the waves in the blink of an eye.
Zhou Xuan sat up, the "Shunji" ship near the left continued to sink, the fourth layer has all entered the water, only the hole of the fifth layer is still exposed on the sea, and the long oar is paddling wildly, which is the sailors trapped in the bilge struggling desperately.
Zhou Xuan shouted: "There are no oars, row quickly, the farther away from the big boat, the better, quickly." β
When the big ship sinks, it will cause a strong whirlpool and swallow the nearby boats together, which is what Zhou Xuan saw when he watched "Titanic".
There are two short oars in the small boat, one for each of the four idiots and the halberd, rowing desperately, in such a turbulent sea, the oars are useless, fortunately with the help of two big waves, the boat has left the big ship has been twenty zhang.
The waves were thrown into the boat, the bilge quickly accumulated water, and the boat was about to sink, Zhou Xuan touched a water scoop and splashed water desperately.
The snow pig prince was afraid that Zhou Xuan would throw him into the sea, so he also sat up and wanted to do something.
Zhou Xuan shouted: "You lie down and don't move." β
The snow pig prince is obese, and at this time he can play a role in stabilizing the boat, and the four idiots and Lin Ji are all martial arts, carefully controlling the boat from being overturned by the wind and waves.
The waves pushed the boat away, Zhou Xuan looked at the "Shunji", there was a gray shadow at first, and it was soon drowned in the wind and rain waves, and it seemed that the boat of more than 500 people could not escape the doom of being buried at the bottom of the sea!
The sky was still low, the clouds were almost touching the sea, and the waves, although not as fierce as before, were several meters high, and they were endless.
The four people on the boat, except for the Snow Pig Prince, fought against the wind and waves one by one, and they were all exhausted.
Suddenly, a wall of waves was erected behind a row of small waves, and it slammed into the boat that was on the crest of the wave, and the boat was overturned at once.
The four idiots are the most agile, the short knife in the hand in an instant, inserted into the thick wood at the bottom of the boat, and looked at Zhou Xuan beside him anxiously, very good, the master reacted quickly, grabbed the groove at the bottom of the boat, and also took out the knife and inserted it into the bottom of the boat, firmly grasping.
Look at Lin Ji again, showing his head not far away, the four idiots threw the rope hook towards him, Lin Ji grabbed it, and it was okay for the time being.
What surprised Zhou Xuan the most was that the Snow Pig Prince had fallen into the water, but he was thrown up by a wave, and he landed on the bottom of the boat that was buckled upside down impartially, and grabbed Zhou Xuan's hand. Shouting: "Don't leave me! β
Zhou Xuan still had the strength to joke: "Shopkeeper Liu is really the heir of the Jade Emperor, he can't die-" Before he finished speaking, another wave hit, pressing them into the water with people and boats, and then floated up, suppressed again, and tossed repeatedly.
Zhou Xuan spit out the seawater in his mouth and said energetically: "Hold on." The storm should be over soon, brothers! β
After a while, the wind on the sea gradually subsided, but the waves did not subside, and the rain became heavier and heavier, and all four of them were soaked in the sea, and only their heads remained on the water, and they had to suffer from the great waves. The pain is unspeakable, but fortunately, the boat of the Southern Han Dynasty is strong enough, and the boat is bumpy like this, but it has not fallen apart.
The four idiots tied the rope hook around Zhou Xuan's waist and connected it with him. lest they be washed away.
Zhou Xuan said weakly: "Fourth, we are now grasshoppers on a rope-
The wind and waves were slightly lighter, and the four idiots took a few breaths and asked, "Master, if we can escape this time." What do you want to do? β
Zhou Xuan said: "Of course, I love life more. β
The four idiots asked, "How do you love the Fa?" β
The sea is somehow so cold in August. Zhou Xuan shuddered and said: "This still needs to be asked, of course it is to marry, marry more wives, give birth, have more children - hey, fourth, what do you want to do?" β
The four idiots haven't answered yet. The Snow Pig Prince replied, "This shopkeeper wants to do it." Never take a boat again! β
The four idiots said: "I don't want to do anything, how was it before." What will happen in the future, just be alive. β
The wind and waves gradually subsided, the heavy rain seemed to stop in a blink of an eye, and the dark clouds disappeared with the wind, revealing a clean, blue-black sky, and a crescent moon, hanging as if nothing happened, what a fucking thing is that heaven and earth are not kind to all things as dogs, just a storm I don't know how many people died, and now the wind and waves are calm, even the moon has come out!
Now that the storm stopped, Zhou Xuan and the three of them worked together to turn the boat over again, clean up the water on the cabin, and climb onto the boat to rest.
The Snow Pig Prince was quite optimistic, and said happily: "It's okay now, haha, the witch said that my father is the son of the Jade Emperor and I am the grandson of the Jade Emperor, and sure enough, such a big storm is safe and sound, haha!" β
The four idiots said coldly: "If you laugh again, I will throw you into the sea, anyway, you have the protection of the Jade Emperor." "I'm going to push the Snow Pig Prince into the sea.
Prince Snow Pig hurriedly begged for mercy: "Zhou Keguan, Zhou Marriage Envoy, we have come to this point in the same boat, how difficult it is, you can't push me into the water now!" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Fourth, don't scare him-" leaned into the ear of the four idiots and said: "If you are scared, the meat will turn sour." β
The four idiots squinted their eyes and asked, "What do you mean?" β
Zhou Xuan wrenched his shoulders and lowered his voice: "There is nothing to eat on this ship, so I count on his meat." β
"Ahh The four idiots' eyes widened, looking at the fat and fleshy appearance of the Snow Pig Prince, they couldn't help but feel disgusted and retched.
Zhou Xuan hurriedly stroked his vest and said, "Don't vomit, don't vomit, just kidding, just kidding, haha." β
The four idiots "bah" twice into the sea, glared at Zhou Xuan, and felt sad in their hearts, they were washed away by the wind and waves for a little half of the night, and now they don't know where they have fallen into the sea? If it's too far from the coast, how can you go back with this boat? Not to mention the food, there is not even fresh water, and you can't hold on to it in less than three days.
Thinking of this, the four idiots lay down on their backs, looked at the starry sky, pointed to the bright star on the left and said: "That is the North Star of Ziwei Palace, in the direction of due north, we are going to row towards the North Star now, if it is not too far from the coast, there is still hope for survival." β
Zhou Xuan and the four idiots lay side by side, also looked at the stars, and knew that the North Star that the four idiots said was the North Star, and said: "It's right to go in the direction of due north, you should be able to survive in two or three days, the storm is from west to east, we won't drift to the ocean, and it shouldn't be too far from the coast." β
But I heard Lin cry bitterly: "The oars are gone, how can I row?" β
When the bottom of the boat was facing the sky, the two oars naturally drifted into the sea.
Zhou Xuan said: "Don't be busy, take a good rest, and wait until dawn, maybe a ship will appear to us tomorrow, won't we be rescued?" β
Prince Snow Pig said: "What Zhou Keguan said is reasonable, we still have four ships, it is impossible for them to all sink, they know that this palace has fallen into the sea, so they naturally have to search and rescue them everywhere, otherwise my father and emperor will not let them go." β
Lin Ji said worriedly: "I don't know if the princess is safe and sound?" Otherwiseβ
Lin Ji kept his mouth shut, meaning that everyone understood that if Princess Qingle died in the sea, it would be difficult for Zhou Xuan, the marriage envoy, and Lin Ji, Jin Wu, to explain to Li Yu.
Zhou Xuan comforted himself: "The shipwrights of the Lingfeibao ship are extremely experienced, and they should turn the rudder to the north one step ahead of the Shunji, and the shipmaster of the Shunji has to report to the shopkeeper Liu, it is too procrastinating!" β
The Snow Pig Prince said: "The princess will be fine, she is the crown princess of the palace, and she will be fine if the palace is fine!" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Hey, shopkeeper Liu, don't you like men, what are you doing when you marry a princess?" β
The Snow Pig Prince's eyes lit up, he looked at Zhou Xuan a few times, and said: "This palace also likes women, likes plump and white women, I don't know if the princess has gained some weight these days?" β
Zhou Xuan snorted, turned sideways and said, "Fourth, help me look at the wound, it hurts so much." β
Zhou Xuan's clothes on his shoulders had already been torn off, needless to say, the wound medicine he had applied before had already been washed away by the seawater, and the four idiots took a closer look, but the blood was no longer flowing, but the wound had been soaked in the seawater for so long, and it was a little swollen, and it would be bad if it festered!
The four idiots asked Lin Ji if there was any medicine? Answer: No.
The Snow Pig Prince said: "Wait for the palace to look for it." β
The Snow Pig Prince took out a large bag of fontanelle-flavored roasted duck paws as if by magic, and took out some cakes, and it was a miracle that these snacks were not dropped in the wind and waves.
The four idiots snatched all the duck paws and cakes, put a piece of pine cake in their mouths and chewed it on Zhou Xuan's wound, and gave Zhou Xuan all the packets of duck paws.
Zhou Xuan felt that the pain of the wound had been reduced a little, sat up and took out a piece of duck paw and chewed it, nodding and saying, "It tastes good, the Southern Han Imperial Chef really has two hands." "I gave a piece to the four idiots.
The four idiots wanted to shake their heads, but they thought about it and took it again.
When Lin Ji was given, Lin Ji resolutely refused, saying: "It's all the lowly duties that have affected the county prince, and the lowly duties are beyond remorse." β
Zhou Xuan said: "If the storm is coming or coming, what does it have to do with you. β
The Snow Pig Prince stared at the duck paw and salivated, and said, "It's really strange, why did the sea god wind suddenly attack, could it be that there is really a woman on my ship?" β
Zhou Xuan glanced at the four idiots, who were concentrating on eating duck paws, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, it's because there are too many eunuchs on your ship, neither men nor women, and the sky is angry and resentful, but fortunately, Gong Chengshu was executed in time, otherwise we will all die." β
Tomorrow will make waves again, so stay tuned.