The Buddha swallowed in fright.

How could he answer that......

He is a head melon, not a watermelon, how can there be any difference between keeping it ripe or not?

He has watched "Conquest" and knows how terrifying Liu Huaqiang is to buy watermelons, but Luo Tian in front of him laughs many times more terrifying than Sun Honglei doesn't know!

"Buddha, let me ask you!" Luo Tian patted the head of the Buddha and sneered, "I asked you if this melon is ripe!" ”

As he spoke, Luo Tian pulled the collar of the Buddha's horse coat to the rooftop, and the upper body of the Buddha was suddenly exposed to the rooftop.

Although this hotel is not very high, it is also more than 20 meters high, and if you fall from this height, you will definitely die, and it is good to be able to save the whole body.

"Don't, don't! I'm afraid of heights! The Buddha was so frightened that the ghost cried and the wolf howled.

He didn't want to be pushed down like this and fall into a mess of flesh.

"Keep it ripe, my melon is ripe!"

The Buddha screamed.

"Oh? Ripe? Luo Tian's eyes suddenly flashed a wicked smile, and he rubbed his hands and said excitedly: "What if I don't keep it ripe?" I'll have to try! ”

As he spoke, Luo Tian sighed into his palms and rubbed his hands, looking excited to try.

The Buddha was shocked when he saw this - this kid is planning to open his head!

"What are you going to do to me! You can beat me, but you can't humiliate me! The Buddha protested indignantly.

"You're wrong!" A wicked smile rose at the corner of Luo Tian's mouth, and there was incomparably evil in his smile: "Lao Tzu not only wants to beat you, but also humiliates you!" ”

"Lao Tzu not only wants to open your scoop, but also untie your belt and play your little twitter!" In the next second, Luo Tian was ready to make a move with an evil smile.

"Woo woo no, I'm so old, I can't be there! ——”

Boom!

With a crisp sound, the Buddha was slapped by Luo Tian on his head, and his head suddenly broke and blood flowed, and his eyes rolled and he fainted to the ground.

"Well, this old guy really didn't lie, this melon - it's really ripe......"

"It's so crisp~"

Half an hour later, the entire rooftop was cleaned, and there was no trace of a fight at all.

The unconscious Buddha was forced to strip off his black coat and put on a set of pink underwear, which was also printed with the pattern of Teletubbies, and was thrown directly on the side of the road.

As soon as Duan Kun's people walked on their front feet, some passers-by regarded the unconscious Buddha as a psycho who ran out, and hurriedly called the number of the mental hospital.

After all, an old man who looks to be in his fifties actually wears this kind of girly underwear on the street, and it is still a pink cartoon, which is spicy to the eyes! Another look like his head is bleeding, what else can it be if he didn't run out of a mental hospital?

"Brother Luo, I'm damned! I was deceived by the villain, and I was disrespectful to Brother Luo before, and tonight I will use wine to make amends to Brother Luo! ”

Liu Lao Liu walked over holding his dislocated arm, and bowed deeply to Luo Tian with red eyes.

Luo Tian just smiled faintly, and suddenly reached out to grab Liu Laoliu's dislocated arm, and his wrist shook and suddenly exerted force.

With a crisp sound of "click", Liu Laoliu screamed in pain, and then his eyes widened in shock, and he shook his dislocated arm before-

"Thank you, Brother Luo, my arm is connected!"

Liu Lao Liu screamed in surprise, the dislocated arm just now had recovered as before, as if nothing had happened.

"Here tonight, I'll drink with you." Luo Tian smiled and said leisurely, "But I can drink it, but I don't know if you can drink it!" ”

Liu Lao Liu laughed and said excitedly: "I, Liu Lao Liu, can't drink enough, I can only drink one bottle, but accompany Brother Luo to drink and sacrifice my life!" “

it!

It's really handsome!

The atmosphere on the entire rooftop was ignited, and countless bigwigs rushed to worship Luo Tian, and even a few bigwigs who were fifty or sixty years old came over to ask Luo Tian if he had a partner, and if not, could they consider their daughter......

At this moment, Luo Tian's mobile phone suddenly rang.

Connected to the phone, a pleasant and seductive beautiful voice came from there: "Little brother, there is your express here!" Jiahe Group opposite the express store! Come on, people are waiting for you here~"

After saying that, the other beauty hung up the phone.

Luo Tian pursed his lips, thinking that the current express delivery was too angry, and he actually found a beautiful woman to deliver the express.

The voice of the beautiful woman just now was so loud that he was about to be crispy.

"You guys are busy first, I'll go back and get a courier, and I'll be back soon." Luo Tian smiled and waved his hand, and was about to turn around and leave.

"Xiao Luo, I'll go with you, I'm a woman, it's too uncomfortable to be with so many big men."

Zhou Ting followed with a smile, her eyes were full of blue waves, and she reached out and naturally grabbed one of Luo Tian's arms.

The two entered the elevator, and there were only two people in it, Luo Tian and Zhou Ting.

"Xiao Luo, I want to ......"

Zhou Ting looked at Luo Tian with a pair of beautiful eyes, her face was like a burning cloud, and her breathing was already short.

Luo Tian glanced at the camera in the elevator, his cheeks suddenly flushed, and he quickly shook his head shyly: "Sister Ting, can't you...... I'm a married man......"

"Besides, there's a camera here~ I can't do my kung fu——"

Zhou Ting rolled her eyes, twisted Luo Tian's waist angrily, and said angrily:

"Xiao Luo, what are you thinking, sister, I finally became pure once, I just want to give you an innocent hug and express my gratitude to you for saving me, but you think of me as the kind of woman who doesn't abide by women's morals!"

Luo Tian saw that Zhou Ting was angry, and hurriedly apologized with a smile: "Sister Ting, I was wrong, I was just joking, don't take it seriously." ”

However, in the next second, Luo Tian suddenly felt a soft body hugging into his arms, his chest was overwhelmed by a pair of full softness, a faint body fragrance came to his nose, and then a sexy voice full of temptation sounded in his ears:

"But what can I do if I don't keep women's morals?"

Sleeping, sleeping......

Good temptation~

Luo Tian only felt that his whole body was crisp.

An evil fire burned from the lower abdomen to the bridge of the nose, and he swallowed his saliva very uncompromisingly, and almost bleeded from his nose.

"Hahaha, my sister teased you, was it exciting just now?"

Just when Luo Tian was in a trance, Zhou Ting's hearty laughter came to his ears again.

Luo Tian raised his head, only to see Zhou Ting ruffling his messy long hair, a pair of Danfeng eyes looking at him with a smile, and her delicate red lips trembled slightly:

"Stinky boy, my sister treats you as my own brother, you can't stand the temptation so much, you actually react, it really makes my sister sad."

As she spoke, Zhou Ting swept her eyes under Luo Tian and smiled lightly with her red lips.

Luo Tian's cheeks flushed, and then he realized that he was being tricked by Zhou Ting.

"Sister Ting, which brother do you mean?"

"What do you mean?"

"This 'pro' shouldn't be a verb, right?" The corners of Luo Tian's mouth raised a wicked smile.