Chapter 195: General Divine Pig
It was still early, and Xue Shao estimated that Pei Xingjian might have gone to the palace and not returned home, so he went to the Yixin Palace to meet Princess Taiping first.
Along the way, Xue Shao also had a vague hint of expectation in his heart, wanting to meet the Doukou girl who could evoke all his youthful feelings with a smile.
Yes, it's a girl.
Xue Shao is from the past, and he knows that he may really like Princess Taiping. After going from An Xiaorou in those years, few women appeared in Xue Shao's heart with a pure "woman" image. Most of the time, Xue Shao is always so rational that he coldly distinguishes their identities clearly, policemen, killers, rich women, doctors, Yang or passers-by, tools to vent desires, and even assassination targets.
Xue Shao was too lazy to think about when he began to like Princess Taiping, and he rarely did things that were disturbed by mediocrity and had no answers.
Love is confusing, and if you can make it clear for a reason, it is not love.
When he arrived at the Furong Garden Pleasant Heart Palace, Xue Shao found that it was also busy. The whole palace was decorated, and people climbed up to the beams and roofs to decorate the silk. The front and back of the hall were swept spotless, apparently to be used for carpeting. Even the willow trees in the large open lawn that housed the carriages were decorated with flying silk colored balls, and the whole hall of Pleasant Comfort was decorated with joy.
Xue Shao was very emotional, Princess Taiping was really not interested in the roasted tail banquet, and obviously treated this trip as her own business.
Walking into the hall, Xue Shao saw a slender figure wearing armor and a martial arts on his head, where he raised a horizontal knife and commanded the palace maids and eunuchs to work. The spirit is vivid, like a general commanding soldiers and horses.
When Xue Shao saw this scene, he laughed.
Beauty is like jade, military clothes are heroic, Princess Taiping's "uniform" shape today is really eye-catching.
"Xue Lang, you're here!" Princess Taiping ran over happily, turned around in front of Xue Shao, and said with a smile, "How is it, is it good-looking?" ”
"It's very pretty." Xue Shao nodded and praised, "What a heroic female general!" ”
"Really? That's great! Princess Taiping smiled happily and said, "Do you know the Tao, I have liked martial arts since I was a child. In addition to the Huadian embroidered clothes on the back of Qianniu, I also especially like to wear hunting clothes and Mingguang battle armor. Do you know that this set of armor is specially tailored for me by the master craftsman of the Weapons Supervisor. It took more than 200 people to complete it, and it took half a month to rush to work day and night! ”
"It's really beautiful!" Xue Shao looked up and down at Princess Taiping's bright light armor, light and gorgeous, and the bright light mirror armor on the shoulder armor and chest can be used as a mirror. The elbows, wrists, and waists are made of rhino skin, and the surface is covered with a barbed wire mesh made of fine iron brushed wire, which is easy to pierce even with a sword that can move flexibly. This material is also roughly used for knee coverings below the waist, and there are also bright mirror armor in the vital parts of the legs and knees, and even the foot boots are made of rare rhinoceros leather, which is tough and wearable, and beautiful and atmospheric, especially suitable for horseback riding.
Mingguang Armor, the first of the thirteen armors of the Tang Dynasty, has both defensive power and lightness and beauty, and the cost is extremely expensive. Princess Taiping's special pair of small Mingguang armor took more than 200 hours and half a month, which is already quite fast and efficient.
"I, the general, haven't even worn the Mingguang Armor yet!" Xue Shao's words were a little sour, and he had coveted them for a long time and had not started them.
"Want to borrow mine and try it on?" Princess Taiping smiled proudly.
"You're too small." Xue Shao smiled, "Why is Your Highness dressed like this today?" ”
"Do you want to know the way? Tell you slowly! Princess Taiping's eyebrows fluttered, and she smiled happily, "First of all, I like the portrait you painted for me, and you have to draw another one for me today!" - Just draw me as a majestic general on a horse! ”
Xue Shaoha smiled, "You just want to be a general like that?" Well, it will be done to you! ”
"Wow!" Princess Taiping jumped up happily like a child, took Xue Shao's arm and walked to the palace, "Come, hurry up!" ”
The two entered a room, and Princess Taiping had already prepared all the ink and pen colors, and also made a wooden horse for the cavalry in the army to practice getting on and off, and placed it in the room.
Princess Taiping climbed onto the wooden horse, pulled out her bright light sword and pointed it to the sky, and "Hi Yi" made a vicious expression of blowing her beard and glaring, "Is this good?" ”
Xue Shao laughed so much that his stomach was about to cramp, "Don't be so exaggerated, just sit on the horse and not be angry." ”
"Oh!" Princess Taiping blinked her eyes and thought about it, crossed her hands to her chest, and said with a straight face, "So what? ”
"......" Xue Shao was speechless and scratched his forehead, "You are the landlord to collect rent, and everyone else owes you money?" ”
"How do you get it?" Princess Taiping was not happy, and her mouth was convulsed.
Xue Shao didn't answer him, he smiled secretly, and drew a Q version of the comic that he liked to do in class in the past with a few strokes, and it was completed in three or two clicks.
"Alright."
"So fast?" Princess Taiping was surprised and climbed off the wooden horse and ran over to take a look, and was angry on the spot.
"Bad guy, I'll fight with you!"
Princess Taiping jumped up with a scream and pounced directly on Xue Shao.
This custom-made armor is twenty or thirty pounds, and Princess Taiping wore this body like a turtle and pressed Xue Shao under her, gritting her teeth with hatred to pinch his neck.
Xue Shaoha hugged her with a smile and hugged her, and pressed the little turtle under him with a turnover.
Princess Taiping also stretched out her hand to hug Xue Shao, the smile on her face was very intoxicated, and she slowly closed her eyes.
Xue Shao kissed it.
Princess Taiping's lips are soft, warm and moist, with a faint sweet taste of honey.
This time, Princess Taiping did not let out the strange cry of "why do you want to stick your tongue in", but was jerky and gently responded to Xue Shao's gentle kiss, both enjoying and peaceful, with a little shyness and as if full of anticipation.
The two kissed together unwillingly, and there were originally two close eunuchs and palace maids in the room, but they all quietly retreated and closed the door.
The two almost lost track of time and kissed each other all the time.
Xue Shao found that Princess Taiping's body gradually became a little hot, and the kiss between her lips became more intense. Between the lips and teeth, there is a unique clear and sweet smell of a girl's emotion.
"Xue Lang, I want to ......"
Xue Shao stretched out his fingers to seal what she wanted to say behind her, and shook his head with a smile.
"We're all married." Princess Taiping pouted, her face flushed, "I'm not going to do it, you are willing to be like Lin'er, but you don't ...... me Hum! ”
"You are my only wife, and no one can compare with you." Xue Shao turned over and lay down beside Princess Taiping, looked at her with a smile while holding his head with one hand, and said, "Do you want your most memorable moment to be spent in such a place in such a confused way?" ”
"How do you call it confused!" Princess Taiping was a little unhappy, she moved her bulky body and finally clinged to Xue Shao, raised her leg and pressed it on Xue Shao's thigh as if to clamp him, her face to his face, and said with a smile: "I'm just very curious, is it really interesting for men and women to be like that?" ”
"Not only is it fun, but it hurts."
"Lie to me!" Princess Taiping exaggeratedly widened her eyes and puffed out her cheeks, as if she was angry, and said: "Tong Shi has said that women will only hurt once, and it won't hurt for a long time." And then...... Then, maybe it's more fluttering, happier than eating your favorite food, and more refreshing than listening to your favorite song! ”
Xue Shao burst out laughing, "That Tong Shi is obviously the son of the wrong person!" ”
"You're a liar!" Princess Taiping made a gesture to bite Xue Shao's nose, but she didn't really bite it, she just knocked her teeth and rattled, and said: "Lin'er has been honest with me, she said, since that night and you Yunyu, she has been dreaming about that kind of taste." She said that she never expected that she would have such joy and happiness as a woman. That day, I casually asked her to comfort you once, and she sneaked into your room in the middle of the night and snapped with you - Xue Lang, she was simply dead! Men and women love has such magic, do you dare to say that it is not happy? ”
Xue Shao laughed secretly for a while, it varies from person to person, not every man has such a solid basic skill in bed as mine!
"Why don't you keep silent with a wicked smile on your face?" Princess Taiping was not happy, and her small fist was lightly tapped on Xue Shao's chest.
Xue Shao's exclamation of "ah" almost bounced to his feet, and Princess Taiping was startled, "What's the matter, can this hurt you?" ”
Xue Shao rubbed his chest and grinned coldly, "It's not you who was injured, I was a little injured when I practiced martial arts." ”
"Show me!"
Xue Shao himself also wanted to know about the injury, and untied the hufu casual clothes he was wearing to see that I was obedient, Wu Ming really didn't show mercy to his subordinates, and his chest was bruised!
Princess Taiping's eyes suddenly widened in horror and sadness, and tears flowed out of her body, "Come on, hurry, call the imperial doctor Zhao Bingcheng!" ”
Xue Shao sincerely accepted the treatment of an old imperial doctor for the first time today, and Princess Taiping watched from the sidelines, and her tears did not stop.
"Whoever hurts you, I will destroy his three clans!!"
Xue Shao smiled and waved his hand, "I'm a soldier, and it's normal for soldiers to learn martial arts." His Highness should not only kill him, but reward him. ”
"Why?"
Xue Shao said: "Soldiers, the more cruel and harsh they are during training, the easier it is to survive on the battlefield. This is the mercy of the soldiers. ”
Princess Taiping was taken aback, "Are you really ready to go into battle to kill the enemy?!" ”
Xue Shao blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "Of course not." ”
"That's pretty much it...... You need to be careful next time you practice martial arts, I just felt like my heart was going to break! Princess Taiping clutched her chest and said with palpitations.
Xue Shao nodded with a smile.
Princess Taiping waited for Zhao Bingcheng to heal her injuries, and walked to the easel where Xue Shao had just painted, and when she looked at the things painted on the paper, she couldn't help but feel angry and funny. She pulled the painting over and swung it in front of Xue Shao, "Hello wow, you painted me like this stupid stupid look!" ”
The princess of Taiping on the drawing paper is like a "crayon Xiaoxin" style, riding on the body of a big fat pig majestically holding a big knife, and a group of drooling piglets running behind her, with smoke and dust billowing behind her buttocks.
Xue Shao also put a comic-style narration on the side-
"I am the mighty Pig General! All the soldiers will charge into battle with me, and today I will conquer the canteen!! ”
Xue Shao glanced at it and smiled himself.
The two of them laughed together, laughing incessantly, laughing so much that tears were about to come out.
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