Chapter 27: Playing billiards

On the way, Fu Jundie asked the bull while driving the car.

"Did you really eat the overlord meal? Why is that boss lady targeting you so much? ”

"Who ate the overlord meal, I just happened not to bring cash that day...... (100 words omitted). ”

After listening to the awesome narration, Fu Jundie was a little angry.

"It's a bit excessive, why does she scold you for being a poor ghost, don't worry, I'll help you get angry about this matter!"

Who knew that the bull refused directly: "No need, impulsiveness is the devil, and it is not worth it to deal with this kind of person." ”

When Fu Jundie heard this, she immediately sneered: "Yo, when, you used what I just said to educate me, don't worry, I'm not like you, I do everything violently!" ”

When I heard this, I was immediately a little puzzled, this is not violent, how to solve it.

Fu Jundie drove a phone call, borrowed a million cash from a friend, put it in a migrant worker's sack in his incomprehensible eyes, and then drove back to the community.

"Borrow your van."

Although he didn't know what Fu Jundie wanted to do, he still did it.

In this way, the van drove to the bun shop with Niu Qi and Fu Jundie, the car stopped, and Fu Jundie walked out of the driving with full aura, and followed closely with a sack containing cash.

As soon as the proprietress saw the, she immediately said angrily.

"You still dare to come? Do you want my mother to reward you with a bun to eat, tell you, dreaming, I will not give you food! ”

Fu Jundie stepped forward and picked up a bun and said to the proprietress: "Yo, when is the bun so valuable, I still need you to reward it!" ”

Hostess: "What's your business?" ”

Fu Jundie put down the bun and said with a smile: "Of course it's my business, you don't look in the mirror by yourself, what qualifications do you have to say that my boyfriend is a poor ghost." ”

"Your boyfriend?"

The proprietress couldn't help but laugh at once, and her face was full of ridicule.

The surrounding diners also began to look lively at this time.

Bull was also stunned, when did he become Fu Jundie's boyfriend, what nonsense is this guy talking about.

Before he could go up to stop him, Fu Jundie spoke again.

Fu Jundie: "Yes, he is my boyfriend, but mum, my boyfriend has a good temper and doesn't care about you, doesn't that mean I don't care about you?" I would like to ask, what qualifications do you have to say that my boyfriend is poor? Are you rich? ”

The proprietress looked disdainful: "Hmph, I don't have any money, and I'm richer than a person who eats overlord meals!" ”

Fu Jundie clapped her hands and smiled: "Very good!" Then may I ask if my boyfriend has given me any money? ”

The proprietress was suddenly choked by Fu Jundie, so she had to nod and say, "Given!" ”

Fu Jundie: "Oh, give it, then why do you keep saying that my boyfriend eats overlord meals?" Tell me, why? ”

"You!" The proprietress didn't know what to say for a while.

Fu Jundie: "Oh, I can't say it, right, okay, then I'm asking you the second question, you keep saying that my boyfriend is a poor ghost, which proves that you are richer than my boyfriend?" ”

The proprietress turned her head and glanced: "Whether I have money or not is your business." ”

Fu Jundie: "Heh, of course it's my business, if you don't have as much money as my boyfriend, according to Article 141 of the Law of the Xia Kingdom, deliberately fabricate and spread fictitious facts in public, demean the personality of others, and damage the reputation of others, you will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than one year, criminal detention, controlled release or deprivation of political rights." ”

"I forgot to tell you, I'm a lawyer!"

"You!"

Seeing that Fu Jundie said so formally, the proprietress was suddenly a little scared, she was also a shrew in the township, you said that she was good at quarreling, if you want to talk about the law, she is really illiterate.

Seeing that the proprietress was bored and didn't speak, Fu Jundie smiled and said.

"Since you don't say it, then let's call and let the police station solve this matter!"

When the proprietress saw that Fu Jundie was about to call, she was immediately anxious.

"You! Don't you just want me to say I have no money? I'll tell you today, I have money or not, but it's better than a man who drives a broken van! ”

Fu Jundie smiled mysteriously after hearing this, and gestured to the bull.

"Okay, open the bag and show her."

"Is this appropriate?"

T asked in a whisper.

After all, the money is not his, and now Fu Jundie insists that it is his, and he is such an honest child, so he is naturally a little apprehensive in his heart.

When Fu Jundie heard the awesome words, she was angry and angry.

"It's all on this, and you asked me if it was suitable, the old lady helped you get angry, and you still dismantled my stage, what a pig teammate!"

She decisively shook off the and opened the sack directly.

Stacks of red tickets inside! Immediately stunned the eyes of all the diners present and the store owner next to him.

Fu Jundie: "Didn't you say that you are richer than my boyfriend?" This is the one million my boyfriend just withdrew, and if you can gather one million in an hour today, that's it! Otherwise......"

The proprietress looked at the dense banknotes in the sack, and suddenly became empty, and pretended to say: "Hmph, who knows if this money is fake!"

"Well said!"

Fu Jundie took out a few stacks of them at random and smiled at the diners.

"I think all of you here are no strangers to money, come, you can help me prove whether this money is real."

Fu Jundie casually gave a few stacks of money to the diners next to him.

The diners flipped through casually, touched the touch, smelled it again, and a familiar smell of banknotes came to their faces, and finally nodded in unison: "It's true!" ”

The proprietress had a green face at this time, and the dead duck had a hard mouth: "So what, who knows if you borrowed the money." ”

Fu Jundie smiled, stood with his hands folded and said, "You lend me a million an hour, and I will turn around and leave without saying a word!" But, do you have that qualification? ”

"You!" The proprietress pointed to the girl in front of her and said angrily.

"Since you don't have it, then I have to send you a sentence according to the facts, poor and ghost!"

Fu Jundie's poor ghost voice was very long, and when she heard the boss's ladylike face and thick neck, she couldn't wait to pick up the kitchen knife and dismantle Fu Jundie.

At this time, Fu Jundie put his arms around the neck and said proudly in front of the audience.

"To tell you the truth, my boyfriend's family runs a mine, and more than a dozen Lamborghinis are kept at home and not driven, so he has to drive a van, because he is relatively low-key, and the last time he came to eat with you, he didn't bring cash, because he is usually used to only bringing a card when he goes out."

"You have a low grade and no pos machine, you can't swipe the card, and you insult my boyfriend for eating a bully meal, my boyfriend directly gave you a hundred yuan in cash afterwards, and he didn't let you find it, you are not grateful to Dade, and you also have a bully meal, scolding my boyfriend for being a poor ghost!"

"Tell you, my boyfriend has a good temper, but it doesn't mean that I have a good temper, just let me honestly go into the bureau and squat."

After that, Fu Jundie pretended to pick up the phone.

The proprietress was completely frightened by Fu Jundie, and hurriedly remedied: "You, you, what do you want!" ”

When Fu Jundie heard this, she sneered and walked up to the boss: "What do you want, apologize!" ”

Hostess: "You! ”

Fu Jundie didn't speak and started to make a call.

The proprietress took a deep breath: "I'm sorry! ”

Fu Jundie: "Just say I'm sorry, you take a bite of an overlord meal, poor ghost, do you know how much damage this has caused to my boyfriend?" ”

"That's it, that's it!"

After listening to Fu Jundie's story, the surrounding diners couldn't stand it anymore.

Master, is it normal to go out with a card without cash? Afterwards, you were given 100 yuan, but you didn't let you find it, you were not grateful to Dade, and you left a bully meal, another poor ghost, insulting people.

When other people's hearts are good to bully? If you change to them, you won't lose money by directly leading someone to smash your mess!

Hostess: "What else do you want?" ”

Fu Jundie: "Bow deeply, apologize, and be sincere!" ”

Look at the lively diners: "That's it, what kind of apology attitude do you have, be sincere!" ”

He couldn't stand it anymore, and whispered in Fu Jundie's ear: "Otherwise, just forget it, after all, people ......." ”

Fu Jundie looked at the bull with a murderous face.

Get rid of it, big brother, the old lady is helping you get angry, if you don't help me, forget it, and help outsiders, if you can't beat you, with the old lady's violent temper, you have to kick your soft eggs.

Under Fu Jundie's cold gaze, the bull had no choice but to silently not speak.

Seeing that everyone was looking at her with the same hatred, the proprietress had no choice but to bow and apologize.

"Okay, I won't pursue this matter today, and others will say that I am a bully in the future! Let's go! ”

After that, Fu Jundie pulled the still stunned bull into the van.

Everyone looked at Fu Jundie's little bird and walked into the van, and couldn't help but show envious eyes.

has money and a beautiful girlfriend, but drives a van, this is called a real low-key, she deserves this boss lady, who calls her a dog to look down on people!

The owner of the store next to him couldn't help but return to the store, if it weren't for the stumbling block of this shrew proprietress in the future, he would have almost laughed out loud just now.

What is the matter, and ask people if the money is borrowed, please, this society can borrow a million cash in an hour, think with your ass, you know, at least more than 10 million net worth.

"Shame on yourself! I am poor jingle, and I am embarrassed to say that others are poor ghosts! It's really not a B-face! ”

The shopkeeper glanced at the proprietress with disdain and spat at the mouth.

The surrounding diners also looked at the proprietress with a look of contempt, and after eating, they hurried away.