The first volume plays in Jiangzhou Ninety-three, carrying a beautiful woman to Lushan

It's ridiculous, this Lushan Zhou Xuan has been here before, but it is a thousand years later, spin up, until the ridge, visit the White Deer Academy, Donglin Temple, Splendid Valley, Longgong Cave, Han Pokou, and Meilu or something, I didn't expect to go back to the Southern Tang Dynasty through a thousand years and revisit the old land, but the mountain road is really difficult to walk, tired is nothing, Zhou Xuan is heartbroken for the leather shoes on his feet, the unique shoes in the world, he has always loved it, and wants to wear it for two more years, but today it seems to be scrapped.

"Put me down, put me down, I'm going back, woo woo."

Lin Hanyun's waist and abdomen rested on the saddle, her head and feet drooped to the sides, the hat had fallen somewhere, the bun was scattered, the head was draped down, and the tips were dragged to the ground.

Zhou Xuan comforted her and said: "Don't cry, didn't you keep saying that you want to watch me gamble with others, this time you should feast your eyes." ”

Lin Hanyun cried and said, "But let me down first, my head is about to be ripped off." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "It's nothing if your head is ripped off, Donglin Temple is almost here, you go as a nun." ”

Lin Hanyun stopped crying, his hands, feet and body couldn't move, only his mouth could move, his teeth were gritted loudly, and he hated: "Zhou Xuan, I'm going to bite you to death!" ”

Zhou Xuan shouted: "Three idiot brothers, let's solve Miss Lin's ** way." ”

The three idiots climbed by themselves with Master Li in their hands, and they didn't pay attention to it.

Zhou Xuan said angrily: "Look at how angry you are, when you become my sword slave, I will let you practice the sword for three hours every day, and I won't tire you to death." Scoop up Lin Hanyun and tie a knot for her. lest it get tangled in the thorns by the roadside.

The mountain road is getting steeper and steeper. The big green horse is obviously accustomed to walking on mountain roads, jumping and climbing, but it hurts Lin Hanyun on the saddle. Tossing around, if it weren't for Zhou Xuan holding down her waist and **, she wouldn't know how many times she would have fallen!

Zhou Xuan said loudly: "Three idiots, you are too despicable! ”

The three idiots stopped abruptly, turned their heads and asked, "What did you say?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I don't have martial arts like you, and climbing the mountain is already very hard. I still have to support Miss Lin, it takes a lot of physical strength, and when I get up the mountain, I am already half tired to death, how can I still have the energy to win a bet with you, do you say you are despicable? ”

The three idiots smiled slightly: "Then tie her to the saddle with a rope." ”

Lin Hanyun shouted: "Don't tie it, I don't tie it, I'd rather leave it like this." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Three idiots. Miss Lin, is she a little girl still a threat to you, what's the matter if you solve her! ”

The three idiots asked, "Do you really want to solve it?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Of course you have to solve it." ”

The three idiots put Master Li on the mountain road, walked over and said, "This is what you asked, don't call me despicable again." ”

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "I'm not a person who doesn't know what to do. In fact, the three idiot brothers can actually stop gambling with me and forcibly arrest me as a chess slave. ”

The three idiots said lightly: "That's not interesting." I pay attention to convincing people with art, and I want you to lose convincingly, otherwise you will not be willing to give out the thirty-six treasures and dishes. ”

Zhou Xuan laughed: "I also pay attention to convincing people with art, three idiot brothers, the two of us are really fateful." ”

Lin Hanyun interjected and said: "If it's really fate, anyway, there will always be one who wants to be another slave, a slave for life." ”

The three idiots stretched out their hands and patted Lin Hanyun on the back of the neck, Lin Hanyun's hands were able to move immediately, hugging the saddle, and his body slowly slid down, but he felt that his legs and feet were sore, and he could only stand up by hanging Zhou Xuandi's arms.

Zhou Xuan saw the talkative eyes of Master Li, who was tied like a dumpling, and expressed to him again: "Master Zhou, also help me ask for a favor, I am so uncomfortable to tie up." ”

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "This Lord Li is a man, how can he give birth to a pair of women's eyes, which are richer than Lin Hanyun's eyes, if it weren't for seeing that you have an Adam's apple and stubble, I would really think that you are a woman dressed as a man." He said, "Brother San, I'll ask you for a favor again, and let Master Li loosen the tie." ”

The three idiots snorted coldly: "Don't get an inch, this surnamed Li is a half-dead person, what are you asking for him!" Then he said to Master Li at his feet: "You should be content, if it weren't for me to bet with Zhou Gongzi, you would have died for a long time in the early mountains, and now let you live one more day, you should be happy." As he spoke, he hooked the rope on Lord Li's back with his two fingers and continued to go up the mountain.

Zhou Xuan helped Lin Hanyun to climb for a ride, and Lin Hanyun's paralysis in his muscles was eliminated, and he threw off Zhou Xuan's hand and walked by himself.

There are nearly 30 miles of road from Gantang Lake to Donglin Temple in the middle of the mountain of Lushan, and it is also a mountain road, from three o'clock in the afternoon to the end of Shen Shi, only to walk by the tiger stream outside Donglin Temple.

At this time, Zhou Xuan also talked about the story of the monk Huiyuan of Donglin Temple "Huxi Three Smiles", Lin Hanyun really couldn't climb, and said with a sad face: "Zhou Xuan, I can't go."

My knees were shaking, and I didn't eat at noon. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I didn't eat either. Help her to continue climbing the mountain.

After walking for two miles, Lin Hanyun's left knee was weak, and he knelt on the mountain rock all of a sudden, screamed in pain, sat on the ground, and couldn't get up.

The three idiots shouted: "Hurry up, don't be slow, if you can't get to that place at the end of the month, then you don't have to gamble, I cut off his head, and you two will go back with a headless corpse." ”

Master Li was so frightened that he let out a "uh" and begged in a low voice, "Miss Lin, get up and hurry up." ”

Lin Hanyun barely stood up, her left knee hurt so much, she limped and took two steps, and said with a crying voice: "Zhou Xuan, I really can't walk, what should I do?" ”

Zhou Xuan scratched his head, the mountain road was too steep, the big green horse could no longer ride, and in many places, the big green horse did not go, and it was hard to pull it up by the strong arm strength of the three idiots.

The three idiots stopped and said, "Since Miss Lin can't walk, it's better to stay here." ”

It was already dusk, it was getting dark in the mountains, and the roars of wild beasts could be heard from the depths of the dense forests on both sides of the mountain road, and it was time for them to come out to feed.

Lin Hanyun exclaimed: "Don't leave me, there are tigers in Lushan, I know." ”

Zhou Xuan couldn't do anything, so he lowered his body and lamented: "Life is hard! Come, I'll carry you up. ”

Lin Hanyun looked at Zhou Xuankuan's broad back, a little embarrassed, but said: "I'm your aunt, and my aunt can't walk, and my nephew should have a ride, right." ”

Zhou Xuan shouted: "You again? I'll be gone. ”

Lin Hanyun hurriedly leaned up, holding Zhou Xuan's shoulders with both hands, at first his legs refused to separate, but Zhou Xuan stood up straight and shook twice, and quickly stretched his legs to clamp Zhou Xuan's waist.

Zhou Xuan put his hands left and right on Lin Hanyun's knees, climbed behind the three idiots, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, you're not fat, otherwise I'll be miserable." ”

The three idiots said coldly: "She will get fatter and fatter." ”

At first, Zhou Xuan was quite fresh with Miss Lin Er on his back, and he felt that her legs were slippery and slippery through a layer of clothing, and she felt good, and Lin Hanyun sometimes forgot to straighten up and put her chest on his vest, feeling that there were still two small balls, which was better than nothing.

However, it didn't take long to climb, Zhou Xuan felt that Lin Hanyun on his back was getting heavier and heavier, and he suspected that Lin Hanyun was the Monkey King, so he raised two mountains to press him.

When it got dark, the three idiots lit a torch and shone it in front.

Zhou Xuan was already panting like a cow, sweating profusely, the sweat on his back wet Lin Hanyun's chest, and his hands couldn't care about copying Lin Hanyun's legs, almost using his hands and feet to climb.

Lin Hanyun was arguing with Zhou Xuan at first, but gradually stopped fighting, knowing that Zhou Xuan was very hard, he obediently hugged Zhou Xuan's neck and let Zhou Xuan climb better.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Xuan didn't accept her affection, and shouted: "Second Miss, you should also come down and walk away by yourself, and strangled me by the neck, I am about to be strangled by you!" ”

Lin Hanyun hurriedly let go of his arm, annoyed and angry: "Didn't you just walk a little mountain road with me on your back, another day I will let Lao Dong carry you around Jiangzhou on your back, which can be regarded as a return to your favor, how about it!" ”

Zhou Xuan put Lin Hanyun down, took a few breaths, and said with a smile: "Lao Dong's back doesn't count, unless you carry me around Jiangzhou." ”

Lin Hanyun rushed over and twisted Zhou Xuan wildly, but Zhou Xuan didn't have the strength to resist, so she pinched enough.

The three idiots waited for them for a while, and then said, "Okay, continue on your way, it's almost there, and there are still about three miles to go." ”

Zhou Xuan didn't know which scenic spot in Lushan was now, was it Shimenjian or Longya? Is it Wulaofeng or Han Pokou? Anyway, there are trees everywhere, and there are craggy rocks everywhere.

Zhou Xuan led Lin Hanyun for a while, Lin Hanyun limped and accidentally twisted her foot again, Zhou Xuan had to carry her again, only then did he understand the insidious intentions of the three idiots, he was really tired by Lin Hanyun, he knew this, it was better to let her tie her to the saddle.

I could hear the roar of the water, and several waterfalls appeared on the mountain wall in front of me, which were still as bright as white practice in the night.

Turning this cliff, I saw three grass houses lying quietly in the col, and the three idiots let go of the reins of their horses and said, "It's here." Walked quickly to the grass house, threw Master Li in the open space in front of the grass house, and pushed open the wood door and went in alone.

Zhou Xuan put down Lin Hanyun, and the two of them walked to Lord Li, who whispered: "Master Zhou, you help me untie the rope, my hands and feet are completely unconscious, I'm afraid it's going to break." ”

The three idiots came out, and when they saw Zhou Xuan squatting there to untie the rope for Master Li, they sneered: "Zhou Xuan, listen up, I want to bet three games with you, and I will bet with you in my name." ”

Zhou Xuan had already thought of it, his face was facing the three idiots, and he said with an unfathomable smile: "Are we betting on swords, insects, and chess?" ”