After the dispersal of the dynasty, Chu Ze walked with Cheng Chuliang and walked towards the outside of the palace.

As soon as he left the palace gate, an attendant stepped forward and said, "Yangquan County, stay here!" ”

At this time, Cheng Chuliang was discussing with Chu Ze where to play for a while, and when he heard the words of the waiter, Cheng Chuliang glanced at Chu Ze and whispered, "I'm waiting for you at home" and left first.

"I wonder what's going on with my father-in-law?"

The chamberlain said, "Your Majesty is waiting for Yangquan County in the Liangyi Palace, come with me." ”

Chu Ze couldn't understand what His Majesty Li Er was looking for him, the key was that everyone was not familiar with it, so he carefully followed the chamberlain towards the Liangyi Palace.

"Chu Ze, the son of Chenyangquan County, has seen Your Majesty!"

Coming to the Liangyi Palace, Chu Ze carefully bowed.

"Yangquan County, do you know what I summoned you for?"

"I don't know."

Chu Ze replied cautiously, he really couldn't understand what happened to His Majesty Li Er, "You came to me, and asked me if I knew anything about it, so I didn't want to bully people like this!" ”

His Majesty Li Er said loudly, "Yangquan County, you are guilty!" ”

His Majesty Li Er's words almost didn't scare Chu Ze to death, what kind of crime do you know, Chu Ze lowered his head and thought about it for a long time but didn't understand what he had done wrong recently. I didn't know how to answer for a while, but His Majesty Li Er kept staring at him, and it wouldn't work if he didn't answer.

"The minister is guilty, the minister shouldn't go home early!"

Chu Ze thought seriously for a long time, and finally came up with a mistake, and whispered.

"You went home early? When was this? Why don't I know? ”

His Majesty Li Er pretended to be angry and said, his heart was already happy at this time. Li Jing commented in the war report that Chu Ze was brilliant and scheming, and he was a rare young talent in the Tang Dynasty. No matter how talented you are a unicorn, it's not the same in front of me, and it's not like it is in front of you when you are scared by me.

That's right, His Majesty Li Er is such a bad taste!

"Nima, it's not this, then what's the matter, pit!" Chu Ze began to draw a villain in his heart, cursing His Majesty Li Er.

Chu Ze said cautiously, "The minister is worried about his mother at home, and he is homesick, so he went home from the army ahead of schedule yesterday, and asked His Majesty to punish him." ”

No matter how he cursed His Majesty Li Er in his heart, but he still honestly admitted his mistakes, the evil old society!

His Majesty Li Er: "I miss you when you return home, and I will no longer punish you for this matter!" ”

Chu Ze said: "Thank you, Your Majesty!" ”

"But you are guilty of something else!"

"I don't know, please make it clear to Your Majesty."

His Majesty Li Er snorted coldly and said, "Okay, I'll tell you!" You teamed up with Cheng to bite gold and make private wine, causing the price of Chang'an wine to rise sharply and the price of grain to rise! You said I should punish you! ”

His Majesty Li Er has been drunk for thousands of years on the spirits brewed in the Mansion of the Great Demon King of Cheng, and he is really red-eyed, just talking about the entire Chang'an City, no one eats any other wine except for being drunk for thousands of years, if it is placed in the counties of the world, think about it with your feet to know how big the profit should be.

The Great Demon King Cheng is chattering all day long, holding a banquet in the house today, and a banquet in the house tomorrow, not because he made money. His Majesty Li Er is really red-eyed, but it is not good to find the Great Demon King Cheng, the persimmon has to find a soft pinch, after investigating it clearly, His Majesty Li Er set his eyes on Chu Ze.

"The minister has been in the army, he just returned to Chang'an yesterday, he has never made wine, and he doesn't know the price of wine in Chang'an City, I don't know why His Majesty said that?"

Chu Ze has made up his mind, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, it is the Great Demon King Cheng who makes wine, and the one who sells wine is also the Great Demon King Cheng, you are looking for him, what are you looking for me!

His Majesty Li Er said loudly: "You haven't made wine!" You told me that you had never made wine, so how could Cheng bite the gold to make it! ”

Chu Ze began to pretend to be stupid, and said with an ignorant face, "The minister doesn't know, and the minister is also curious about what kind of wine His Majesty is talking about?" ”

His Majesty Li Er said loudly, "Sure enough, he is a scheming boy, and his kung fu of pretending to be stupid is almost better than that of Shangme, if I don't know, I will really let you be blinded." ”

The living person on the side picked up the pen and wrote on the living note, "One day, Ze pretended to be stupid, and the emperor was furious!" ”

His Majesty Li Er said, "There is no need to write this paragraph, you step back!" ”

Seeing the living people on the side writing hard, His Majesty Li Er hurriedly dismissed it, there was no way to do what he wanted to do next, if it was recorded in the living note, it would really damage his glorious image, His Majesty Li Er still paid great attention to his own image.

"You don't know, I'll arrange it for you today!"

After the resident withdrew, His Majesty Li Er also let go, swaying one leg back and forth on the other, if he was given another cigar at this time, he would live like a social boss.

Chu Ze whispered, "Your Majesty, the minister seems to have remembered. ”

His Majesty Li Er began to get serious, Chu Ze stopped pretending to be stupid, and said in a low voice. Chu Ze knew that if His Majesty Li Er wanted to check something, even if it was hidden in a rat hole, he would be able to dig it out for you. Anyway, it's not a big mistake to make wine, so I just admit it.

His Majesty Li Er changed his posture and continued to sway, "Now that I think about it, then how do you say I should punish you?" ”

Chu Ze whispered, "Your Majesty, the minister's family is poor, and there is nothing to do, so I have visited the ancient books to get a method of brewing wine, and I hope that Your Majesty will read it in the minister...."

His Majesty Li Er interrupted Chu Ze's words with a wave of his hand, coughed lightly and said, "Yangquan County's heart is commendable, I think of your repeated military exploits for the country, and I have the heart not to punish you, but my inner treasury is really tight, Yangquan County, how do you think this matter should be handled?" ”

"! What does it have to do with me that you are tight in the inner library, is this a routine for me, is it easy for me to make some money? Chu Ze drew another circle in his heart for His Majesty Li Er's villain.

Chu Ze said, "The minister doesn't know, and I ask Your Majesty to make it clear." ”

It's all said and done, Chu Ze is still pretending to be stupid, His Majesty Li Er is going to say it directly, this kid is too slippery, he can't say it directly.

His Majesty Li Er smiled and whispered, "I want you to make forty percent of your profits." At this time, His Majesty Li Er was alive and well, like a bad uncle with a lollipop.

Chu Ze said, "Many.. How much? ”

Because I was in a hurry, I stuttered a little.

His Majesty Li Er's voice increased a little and said, "Forty percent." After speaking, he stared at Chu Ze and waited for Chu Ze's answer.

"Your Majesty, the minister has a headache."

His Majesty Li Er was not too ruthless, shook his legs a few times and continued, "Sancheng? ”

"Your Majesty, the minister has a headache!"

His Majesty Li Er stopped shaking his legs, stood up, and said loudly, "Two percent!" ”

"Your Majesty, the minister has a headache!"

His Majesty Li Er shouted outside the door, "Someone is coming, pass on the imperial doctor!" ”

Turning his head, he said to Chu Ze again: "I will pass on the imperial doctor today to treat you for this headache!" After speaking, he sat heavily on the stool, his eyes glaring at Chu Ze.

Chu Ze whispered, "Your Majesty, minister... It seems that it is okay, the head does not hurt anymore, and it will not bother the doctor. ”

"Hmph, it doesn't hurt anymore?!"

"It doesn't hurt anymore"

Chu Ze knows that he has to have some blood today, people are under the eaves, he has to bow his head, forget it, just give up 20% of the profit, if you want to make money, there are other ways, and if you want to make money, you should spend money to buy peace.

"Throne!"

His Majesty Li Er, who had achieved his goal, commanded happily.