Chapter 297: Poor Baba
A good poem? You thought too much, Tang Ning corrected: "It's not a song, it's half a song!" ”
Again, do you want to emphasize it? Rong Xuan said speechlessly: "You come and listen to it first, if you don't do it well, it doesn't count!" ”
Badly done? How is it possible, I'm sorry, I can't memorize bad poems! I can't even memorize famous poems, let alone bad poems!
Tang Ning said confidently: "If you think the poem is not good, then I admit the punishment, and you can punish me as much as you want!" ”
Plead guilty? Can you be punished in any way? Rong Xuan and Xiaoxiao were a little surprised, were they so confident?
Assertive? No, it's a stinky fart! In Lin Lan's eyes, this was a stinky fart, and she couldn't help but shout: "Sister Xuan, Xiaoxiao, you said in advance, this poem is not good, punish him for writing a hundred poems!" ”
Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and smiled: "Sister Lan, this attention is good!" ”
After listening to Lin Lan and Xiaoxiao's threats, Tang Ning just smiled and said nothing.
Rong Xuan smiled: "It seems that there are really good sentences, so let's listen to it, the standard is much higher this time!" ”
Tang Ning got up and patted the railing and said slowly: "You don't see, the water of the long river comes up from the sky, and it flows to the sea and never returns." ”
With just this sentence, Rong Xuan and Xiaoxiao's eyes straightened, as if there was a long river falling from the sky in front of them, pouring thousands of miles, and walking east to the sea, the magnificence of the scene was amazing.
It's just that the first sentence is so heroic, and how to pick up the next sentence?
"You don't see, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk."
Tang Ning's heroic voice sounded again, just like a wave of unsettled, wave after wave, two long sentences, like the wind and sea rain rushing towards the sky, the momentum is extremely heroic.
Xiaoxiao and Rong Xuan gently bit their lipes to prevent themselves from exclaiming, for fear of interrupting Tang Ning's train of thought.
In front of such a magnificent scene, listening to such heroic verses, even if the two of them are women, they can't help but feel excited.
Just these two sentences are enough to spread all over the world! Although they only listened to these two sentences, Rong Xuan and Xiaoxiao were already admired.
But the two are looking forward to the next verses, the first two long sentences are extremely heroic, and I don't know what kind of verses will follow.
"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone. Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require 300 cups of drink. ”
Xiaoxiao and Rong Xuan's hearts shook when they listened, but Tang Ning's voice stopped abruptly.
The two of them widened their eyes all of a sudden, they were still unsatisfied, they were really unsatisfied, how could they stop at this time?
Tang Ning smiled: "How is it?" How is this half of the poem? ”
How is this half of the poem? What does this mean? Does that mean there is no follow-up? After all, Downing had already said that he would only write half a poem.
Xiaoxiao and Rong Xuan couldn't help but stare at Tang Ning with some unwillingness, looking at Tang Ning's handsome face with a smile, they really wanted to punch it! Yes, the two ladies who have never had violent thoughts suddenly have violent tendencies.
Tang Ning touched his head and said a little inexplicably: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" Why are you looking at me like that? It's like, it's going to eat me! ”
Xiaoxiao's silver teeth bit slightly: "You, have you finished writing the poem?" ”
Tang Ning nodded and said, "Yes, I finished the half of the poem!" ”
Have you ever considered our feelings? Xiaoxiao and Rong Xuan looked at Tang Ning with a little resentment in their eyes, Lin Lan gritted his teeth and said, "I, I think this poem is not very good, Sister Xuan, Xiaoxiao, what do you think?" ”
To be honest, Lin Lan's voice was really a little empty-hearted, although she didn't know much about poetry, but Tang Ning's half of the poem made her heart surge, obviously this is a good poem, at least in her opinion, this is definitely a good poem.
Moreover, she also saw the expressions of Rong Xuan and Xiaoxiao, judging from the expressions of the two of them, this is definitely a good poem, no, half a good poem.
Downing's work must be a masterpiece! Therefore, Lin Lan's voice was a little empty.
And Rong Xuan and Xiaoxiao really listened to it unfinished, and Tang Ning stopped abruptly halfway through his chanting, which really made the two of them extremely reluctant.
So the two of them were moved by Lin Lan's words, as long as they admitted that Tang Ning's half of the poem was not good, Tang Ning would have to be punished.
No need to punish anything else, just let him complete this poem!
But is this half of the poem really bad?
This half of the poem is so good that neither of them can say anything bad about it. Even if they knew that as long as they said a bad word in their mouth, Tang Ning had to make up the second half of the poem, but the two of them couldn't say the two words no matter what.
Lin Lan said with a weak heart: "Sister Xuan? Shinoshino? ”
Rong Xuan smiled: "This half of the poem is really good!" So good that I can't even say half a bad word with my conscience! Tang Ning, in two years, no matter where you go, there will be people who sincerely bow to you and say a long goodbye! ”
Lin Lan was dumbfounded, and turned her head to look at Xiaoxiao, but when she saw the excitement on Xiaoxiao's face, she learned from Tang Ning to pat the railing and chanted: "You don't see the water of the long river coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and not returning." You don't see Gao Tang Mingjing's sad white hair, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk......"
Seeing Xiaoxiao's intoxicated appearance, Lin Lan understood without asking. Looking at Tang Ning's stinky smile again, she was really a little unwilling in her heart.
Xiaoxiao's intoxicated chanting became even stronger after she finished chanting, so she turned her head and looked at it pitifully: "Tang Ning, what about the second half?" ”
The pitiful appearance of this little beauty is too lethal.
It's your cousin, it's your cousin! Tang Ning kept repeating in his heart to calm his mood.
Don't say it, it works! Tang Ning took a long breath and said calmly: "It's half a poem!" ”
Xiaoxiao was a little frantic and said, "Why is it only half a song?" Why can't you do it all? You're so cruel! ”
Even the word cruelty is used! Although he felt a little sorry in his heart, Tang Ning was still unmoved.
Of course, in fact, Tang Ning's poem can still be memorized, the question is, how can there be Master Cen Dan Qiusheng here! Even the Yellow River was changed to the Long River in a flash of inspiration, but this change inevitably lost a bit of taste, which made Tang Ning a little regretful.
Tang Ning coughed dryly: "It's not that I want to do it, it's that I can't do it anymore!" Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require 300 cups of drink. I didn't cook sheep and slaughter cows, so I naturally couldn't do it! ”
Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and smiled: "It's not easy, tomorrow I will let the kitchen cook sheep and slaughter cows, and prepare three hundred jars of wine, you remember to complete the poems behind!" ”
Tang Ning was dumbfounded, how could he do this?
Tang Ning's eyes rolled, and he waved his hand and said, "So can it work?" There is a rule in the imperial court that cattle cannot be killed! ”
Although the imperial court does have this regulation, have you eaten less beef? Xiaoxiao looked at Tang Ning's gaze very helplessly.