Classmate A: "Have you heard?" Wang Siqi, Mr. Liu was so sad that he broke up! ”

Student B: "Oh my God, it's really fake, it's so exciting!" ”

Classmate C: "Cut, your news is too outdated, I just heard the latest news, and I got Teacher Liu pregnant!" ”

Classmate A: ", it's so awesome, it's impossible!" ”

Student C: "Why is it impossible, just beat up the classmates since they entered the school, have they done less?" Didn't you just get the teacher pregnant? What a trifle! ”

Classmate A: "That's what I said, then this means that Mr. Liu split Wang Siqi during her pregnancy, and Mr. Liu was so sad that he broke up angrily!" ”

Student B: "I'll go, do you want dog blood!" ”

Classmate Ding: "I see you're all out, I just saw an update in the school post bar, Mr. Liu has already married another man, it is said that this child is awesome!" Her husband is going crazy. ”

Classmate A, B, C: "! It's awesome, it's impossible. ”

Classmate Ding: "How is it impossible, you see, this classmate said that he saw Teacher Liu send the child to school with his own eyes, and at that time he thought that the child was a little familiar, at first he didn't take it seriously, but today it suddenly dawned on him, because the child looks exactly like a." ”

Classmate A, B, C: "Awesome, really TM awesome!" ”

Classmate Ding: "Aren't you talking nonsense?" Do I still need this thing to prove my bull's? Think about what my brother Niu has done since he entered school, can you say that it is not awesome! ”

Classmate C immediately turned the gun: "That's it, can you question my brother Niu's awesomeness?" ”

Classmate A and B hurriedly waved their hands: "No, absolutely nothing!" Our loyalty to Brother Niu can be learned! Brother Niu is the dawn of our darkness, a light guiding us to the light! ”

As the rumors continue to ferment, countless loyal fans have gone into battle one by one in person, showing up to say the rumors, and they have turned the rumors into legends, and the more they spread, the more outrageous they become, and the more bloody they become!

After all, with the prestige of Bull now in the school, coupled with the vigorous publicity of Bull's loyal fans! Naturally, no one dares to question it!

So a rumor with a loophole was turned into rock-solid evidence by the loyal fans of the!

In fact, you can't blame these students for blindly believing! After all, do you think about it, are there still fewer awesome things in school?

Watch Awei in class!

Pick up the pants of the female classmate!

10,000 push-ups!

Under the watchful eye of everyone, hug Wang Siqi!

Single-handedly hundreds of thugs!

Attempted prostitution, the media rushed to report!

"Basketball clears Zhao Ritian!"

"Raise Kill Order!"

"Shooting abused Zhao Ritian like a dog!"

"The three-point line jumps and dunks, and Zhao Ritian can't find the east, west, north and south!"

Think about the awesome things he did, just a beautiful teacher got pregnant, it's a hair!

……。

Senior 3 and 2nd class, math class.

"Knowing the function f(x)=x2+2ax+2,x∈[-5,5], find the minimum value of f(x), is there any student who can go to the blackboard to solve this problem?"

A middle-aged male teacher with glasses knocked on the blackboard with chalk.

The students looked at the teacher's gaze and lowered their heads one by one.

After all, for this kind of intermediate and upper-level difficulty and particularly troublesome questions, it can be easily made, and the mathematics score of the college entrance examination must be at least 125 or above.......

Just ask a scumbag class, how many can do it.

Everyone naturally bowed their heads humbly, except for the, of course.

The math teacher looked at the performance of the crowd, how could it be seen that these students would not be able to do it after decades of teaching experience.

He angrily threw the scroll in his hand on the podium and snorted coldly.

"I asked this kind of question in those key classes, and they all scrambled to raise their hands to do it, how could they get to your class, and there was no one!"

"Now the college entrance examination is going to be taken in a few months, and no one can do such a classic question type until now, what do you take to the college entrance examination, I really don't know what the principal thinks, let me teach you such a poor class!"

Just as he was about to continue his lecture, a young man in a black trench coat suddenly stood up.

"I don't understand what you mean, I want to ask where is the difference in our class?"

Bull is very puzzled, where is the difference in their class, none of them are missing arms and legs, and there is a problem with IQ, how can we say that our class is the worst class.

Every soldier who enlists in the army will have a sense of collective honor, and even regard it as the most important thing in life, because this is the most important and important thing in the army.

A soldier who has no sense of collective honor, no matter how powerful he is, he cannot be regarded as a qualified soldier!

As a former soldier, it took a total of seventeen years from enlistment to retirement.

The sense of collective honor in the army has long been honed little by little over time, and it has become an inseparable part of the bone marrow that is integrated into the awesome!

As soon as I heard the math teacher say that my class was very poor, the sense of collective honor carried by the bull suddenly came out.

He was immediately dissatisfied, and he wanted to ask the math teacher for justice.

When the math teacher heard this, he raised his head, and saw that it was a new face he had never seen before, and he was very disdainful.

A student in a bad class is still qualified to want self-esteem, and he really wants to eat swan meat, and he doesn't pee and look in the mirror.

He suddenly said with some disdain: "No one in the entire class can do such a classic question, what are you not in a bad class?" Do you still need me to ask questions to prove it? ”

Bull immediately asked: "Then why don't you think that this kind of topic is too simple for us to disdain to mumble?" ”

The math teacher sneered: "Simple! I don't bother to do it, this classmate looks very good, then you can do it! ”

Awesome: "Yes, but if I can do it, what should I do?" ”

Math Teacher: "What do you want to do?" ”

Awesome: "I'm going to ask you to apologize to our whole class in front of the whole class!" ”

Math teacher: "Yo, it's quite horizontal, do you talk to the teacher like that?" ”

As he spoke, the math teacher picked up the book with a threatening look on his face.

The king of heaven is not a bird, how can he be afraid of a teacher.

He directly confronted each other and said, "I speak normally!" ”

Although the language is very short, it is full of aura and loud in the classroom!

Math Teacher: "Okay, tell me what's your name." ”

As soon as the other students heard it, they knew what the old guy was doing.

It's nothing more than going to the head teacher to complain, and then calling the parents to the school to stand up.

It's just that even the head teacher Liu Ruoxue is obedient and obedient, and he can have a fart for this bit of tricks.

Bull: "I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, my name is bullish!" Tell me, what's your name? ”