Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 98: Xu Yan is powerful and scolds the world

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Author: Hanxue Independent Man (Bookstore)

Update: 2016050613:41

Word Count: 2436

"I'm afraid that things are not so simple, this kid will definitely have amazing things next!"

Everyone whispered a few words, and soon reached a consensus, not believing that the matter would end here, let alone believing that Xu Yan would bow his head and admit defeat, but that he would make a big move later. ￡∝，

Situ Ke didn't care what everyone thought, although it was strange why Xu Yan bowed his head, but no matter what, Xu Yan said that he was afraid and gave him a reason to make trouble, just saw him sneer, and said loudly: "Since you are afraid, hurry up and roll with your tail between your legs, don't swagger in front of our company!" ”

"This kid really doesn't know whether to live or die!" Luo Yifei shook his head secretly, looking at Situ's gaze, it was no different from looking at a stupid fork, Xu Yan was obviously playing tricks on him, but this Situ didn't see it, he was still showing off his power here, his eyesight was the same as his IQ, which was worrying!

Thinking so in his heart, Luo Yifei couldn't help but look at Xu Yan, but unexpectedly found that Xu Yan did not attack directly, but greeted him and said, "Mule, let's go!" ”

Luo Yifei looked at Xu Yan in amazement, he never thought that he would say this, he had compared so many projects before, and now he was in the field he was best at, but he suddenly bowed his head and admitted defeat, where is this?

After a short period of stunnedness, Luo Yifei said angrily: "What did you say?" Go, your head isn't broken, right, just leave, don't quarrel with him and hurt people? ”

"No comparison!" Xu Yan shook his head and sighed: "I quarrel and hurt people, even I am afraid, I am afraid that I will not know how to control myself when the time comes, and they will not be able to parry!" ”

Ha ha!

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

"I knew that this guy didn't bow his head so easily and admit defeat, as I expected!"

"The previous gesture of this product is not to bow down and admit defeat at all, but to pave the way for the current sentence."

"To retreat is to advance, he is well versed in pretending to be forced!"

"This thing can really be loaded, but this forced pretending is really beautiful, I'll give it a ten!"

I have to say that Xu Yan is really capable of pretending, pretending to be forced has been integrated into his blood and bones, and he has already played it superbly, every language and action can be used to pretend to be forced, and it is pretended without the slightest fireworks.

Listening to everyone's discussions, Situ's face suddenly became gloomy, and he shouted at Xu Yan: "Don't talk so much useless, I'll ask you if you dare to compete with me." ”

Do you dare to compete?

Xu Yan used practical actions to tell Situ the answer, he grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth, flashing with a cold glow, the hesitation on his face was swept away, and all that was left was excitement and excitement, he hadn't scolded happily for a long time, and now the opportunity finally came.

Without waiting for Situ to shout, Xu Yan took a step forward, pointed at Situ and said, "I definitely don't dare to compare with you, how awesome you are!" I've slept with pigs, killed chickens, and often jerked off at school! I've raised wolves, let go of sheep, and slept with orangutans! Walk South! Break through the north! Crushed legs on the train tracks! Drink water in the toilet! I also kissed the donkey..."

Xu Yan didn't dare to compare when he said it, but the scolding and hurtful words in the back poured out like a machine gun, which stunned everyone and stunned Situ at the same time.

However, after all, Situ is also a master of quarrels, after a short period of dizziness, he quickly reacted, opened his mouth and said a word "I day", and was about to fight back, Xu Yan's scolding words over there suddenly changed, and then Situ's words said: "Day, three men and two women, how can you have your share of the day, what day are you, you can't reach it every day, you can't get in every day, the water is slippery, the dog bites you panic, you panic by chickens, you panic by leaning against the wall, you panic by thorns, you panic by relying on glass, you panic by cutting with knives..."

"Nima, this is too hanging!"

Everyone opened their mouths in surprise, how could they have seen such a powerful scolding method, the scolding words one by one, all became smooth, and they would change the routine and scolding words with the other party's opening, what a powerful combat experience it must have to be to do it so far!

Everyone was stunned, but Luo Yifei was not stunned, he had already seen Xu Yan's scolding, and when Xu Yan scolded again, he listened with relish while laughing and coaxing on the side.

"In the past, I only thought that Dong Yongxu Xianning Caichen was hung by three people, one was a fairy, one was a demon, and one was a goddamn ghost. But when I saw Brother Situ today, I realized that it was nothing, although Brother Situ did not have these days, but his courage and determination to fight the heavens and the earth, not afraid of thorns and pain, are worth learning from all of us! ”

Situ was scolded by Xu Yan, but he didn't find a chance to fight back, and when he heard Luo Yifei talking cool words on the side, he was so angry that he was smoking, glaring at Luo Yifei and saying, "I top..."

Before he could speak the next words, Xu Yan's scolding words changed, and he changed another set of smooth words, "I will push your liver, your lungs, so that you can't sleep in the middle of the night, walk against the wall, and spitting bloodshot..."

The more Xu Yan scolded, the more energetic he became, and his momentum continued to rise, and then every time he scolded, he stepped forward and took a step closer, forcing Situ to take a step back.

The onlookers scattered one after another, and came out of a separate passage, Xu Yan scolded a further sentence, and in an instant, Situ was forced to retreat thirty or forty steps, and the latter was soft under his feet and sat down on the ground.

It stands to reason that the victory and defeat have been divided here, and it can be stopped, but Xu Yan has no intention of stopping, one hand is crossed on his waist, one finger is pointed at his nose, and he continues to scold!

"You say you, look at the back and scare away a million lions; Take your photos as the desktop of the computer, and fucking get a computer virus; He looks so creative and has the courage to live..."

"It's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault to be scary! I suggest you go to the zoo and see if there is a job that suits you, otherwise it will affect the city's appearance! It's best not to run around the streets, it's easy to get caught by the police..."

"You blackened crow, a superman with a low IQ, a flying retarded pig, a fish that can't swim, you have to have common sense if you don't have knowledge, you have to watch TV without common sense, and you have to know how to hide it if you don't watch TV, but your complex facial features, how can you not hide your simple IQ..."

Xu Yan frothed at the mouth and scolded, the scolding words were like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control, in the blink of an eye, he changed thirty or forty sets of scolding words, and there was no sign of pause and ventilation in the middle.

"We're throwing in the towel!" A squad leader shouted behind Xu Yan.

But Xu Yan didn't seem to hear it, and scolded for two or three minutes in one breath, until the other party reminded him again and again, and pulled Situ away from under his feet, Xu Yan stopped.

"What are you doing, do you want to rely on more for victory?" Xu Yan raised his eyebrows, crossed his hands on his waist and said, "Let's go together!" ”

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