Chapter 500: The Four Treasures of the East Palace
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Gao Ming knew this very well, so he acted very confidently, but Li Shimin didn't know, so his expression was very struggling.
However, Gao Ming did not plan to explain the concept of the earth being round to Li Shimin, because this consciousness is too forward-looking, and if he says it, he is afraid that it will cause a lot of trouble.
You must know that consciousness is such a thing, half a step ahead is a genius, and one step ahead will be regarded as a madman, and Gao Ming has no intention of being regarded as a madman.
But fortunately, Li Shimin had no intention of getting to the bottom of it, and after he was silent for a while, he spoke again.
"Since you have a plan, then do what you want, but are you sure you want Liu Bing to go?"
Hearing Li Shimin ask about this, Gao Ming nodded without hesitation.
"Of course, because there is no one he is more suitable!"
Speaking of this, Gao Ming found that Li Shimin's face showed a trace of hesitation, but he didn't wait for Li Shimin to speak, and laughed.
"Haha, old man, I know that you don't trust Liu Bing anymore, but it is precisely because of this that I will let him go, if he doesn't go, I'm afraid there is only a dead end waiting for him, right?"
“……”
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin did not answer, but remained silent.
Looking at the silent Li Shimin, Gao Ming had already obtained the answer he wanted, he suddenly sighed, and then shook his head.
"Alas...... Now that Liu Bing has lost your trust, he can escape death, but he can't stay by your side, the best result is to find a remote place and live incognito for the rest of his life, but do you think this is what Liu Bing wants? ”
"Huh?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin immediately frowned, and then looked at Gao Ming.
"What do you mean by that? Do you know what Liu Bing wants? ”
"Of course!"
As soon as Li Shimin's voice fell, Gao Ming immediately nodded.
"A man pursues nothing more than three things, greater power, more money, and more beautiful women, and Liu Bing, as a eunuch, has only one thing he wants - that is respect!"
"Respect?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin frowned again.
"Liu Bing has been with me for more than ten years, does anyone dare to disrespect him?"
Seeing that Li Shimin still looked puzzled, Gao Ming shook his head again.
"Old man, you still don't understand what I mean, let's put it this way, although there are many people who are very polite to Liu Bing now, but this is because they are afraid of you, in fact, they still look down on Liu Bing as a eunuch in their hearts."
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin immediately understood, and he immediately nodded.
"Oh, I see, you mean, Liu Bing wants others to respect him, but he doesn't want others to respect him because he is the eunuch next to me, but because he is Liu Bing, right?"
"Yes!"
Seeing that Li Shimin understood, Gao Ming immediately smiled and nodded.
"What Liu Bing wants is this, but you also know that with our Datang atmosphere, it is not easy to do this, unless you ......"
As soon as Gao Ming said this, Li Shimin's eyes lit up.
"Unless he can find corn!"
At this moment, Li Shimin completely understood what Gao Ming meant, and he immediately smiled and nodded.
"I understand your intentions, if you send other people to go, there is no guarantee that they will do their best, but if Liu Bing is allowed to go, he will definitely do his best to find corn and then return to Datang, because only in this way can he get the respect he wants."
Speaking of this, Li Shimin suddenly glanced at Gao Ming deeply, and his eyes were full of relief.
"The gentleman is righteous, the villain is profitable, smart, you are doing a good job!"
Hearing Li Shimin's praise, Gao Ming suddenly scratched the back of his head, revealing a trace of embarrassment.
"Hehe, in fact, it's nothing, and Liu Bing, as the head of the eunuchs in the palace, if you don't remove him, the palace can't completely replace the eunuchs with female wrestlers, I can kill two birds with one stone."
"Hahahaha!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin couldn't help laughing, shaking his head while laughing.
"Speaking of which, this female wrestler does use too many eunuchs, in the past, the three thousand eunuchs in the palace were not enough, but now although there are only eight hundred female wrestlers, it is enough, and there are many concubines and I say that I hope to replace the eunuchs and palace maids around me with female wrestlers, haha!"
Speaking of this, Li Shimin didn't know what came to mind, and suddenly couldn't help laughing, and Gao Ming couldn't help but smile.
For those concubines who asked to replace the eunuchs and palace maids around them with female wrestlers, their psychology was clever and they could guess at random.
The women in the palace are generally looking at the people of the royal family, first the emperor, then the crown prince, and the rest are those who are younger and still have the palace.
And for a woman who has become a concubine, the palace maid with this idea is obviously a threat, in case she is seen by the emperor that day, maybe she will turn over and ride on her head.
So for them, instead of leaving such a future competitor by their side, it is better to find a few female wrestlers to put by their side.
In their opinion, first of all, female wrestlers not only have the strength and ability to work, but also have a sense of security with them.
The most important thing is that with the appearance of the female wrestlers, Li Shimin will definitely not see it, it is not only safe to put it around, but it can also show off his beauty, as the so-called safflower still needs green leaves!
In such a situation, the female wrestler was naturally welcomed by many concubines.
Of course, Li Shimin also knows this, but he only plans to replace the eunuchs with female wrestlers, as for those palace maids, they will still remain the same, otherwise the palace is full of female wrestlers with tigers and bears, and the picture is simply chilling.
Thinking of this, the corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitched suddenly, and then he raised his chin towards Gao Ming.
"Okay, now that you've decided, then I won't say more, Liu Bing let him stay with you, I don't want to see him!"
Hearing Li Shimin's words, Gao Ming suddenly smiled and nodded.
"Okay, no problem, but you have to have someone by your side to follow, why don't you do this, I'll give you my Four Treasures of the East Palace, how about it?"
"The Four Treasures of the East Palace?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin immediately frowned.
"I only know that there are three evils in your East Palace, where did the four treasures come from?"
“……”
As soon as Li Shimin's words fell, Gao Ming's smile suddenly froze.
He was silent for a moment, then silently opened the window and shouted outside.
"Come on, I'll call the four female wrestlers of our East Palace, tanks, road rollers, armored vehicles and fortress guns!"