Chapter 45 The first to pit the talent
First transferred a group of old teams to the Thousand Households, the first arrival, it was not good at the beginning, but after a long time, there were also subordinates like Lin Baihu in the Hundred Households, seven disagreed and eight were not angry, how much respect can a group of five big and three rough men have in the face of scholars? Although Li Yan is not afraid of the limelight, he is still a scholar in the eyes of others -- he can pick it up with one hand, and he is still a little chicken.
After spending a while to find out the character of all the people in the hundred households, Li Yan quickly cut through the mess, directly expelled several Lai Han's military registration, and was demoted to civilians.
In short, Li Yan took the hearts of all the people of the thousand households as his own.
On this day, Li Yan carried two pots of good and another roast chicken to find Tang Bohu, Tang Bohu was still living in the inn, there was Li Yan's order, Zhao Shun always came to have a 'friendly conversation' with Tang Bohu on weekdays, the process, or to visit the kiln......
I have to say that the way men communicate their feelings is very simple, and after a few times, Zhao Shun and Tang Bohu formed a deep friendship, which is very iron, and belongs to the kind of revolution together.
Li Yan came, and Tang Bohu was still asking Li Yan, why didn't you see Zhao Shun who was shopping for the kiln together?
The corners of Li Yan's mouth twitched, and for the first time he had doubts about the guy named Tang Bohu in front of him, this guy can't be fake, otherwise why would he speak so rudely, not even as good as the brothers in the guard?
Li Yan said disdainfully: "Brother Tang is also a scholar, why is it that he is not as good as me when he speaks?" ”
Hearing this, Tang Bohu also despised it: "You are a brocade cloth and a hundred households to tell me about Swen, but I don't know that the sage once said that the beauty of a gentleman is an adult, and the evil of an adult, but a villain." ”
Then Tang Bohu glanced at Li Yan, and said: "I fulfilled Zhao Shun and went to visit the kiln together, I am a gentleman!" ”
Li Yan pursed his lips and retorted: "The sage also said that you are not allowed to fart......"
Tang Bohu was shocked. "Which saint?"
"My second aunt!"
Well, Li Yan doesn't know if he has a second aunt, but this sentence still has a source.
"Your second aunt has written a book?"
"My second aunt wrote words."
"What word?"
"Kunpeng spreads its wings for 90,000 miles, turning and shaking the horns. Carrying the blue sky and looking down, they are all human cities. Who is the hero in front of you? No fart allowed! ”
Li Yan replied.
Tang Bohu was stunned for a moment, and then his face was overjoyed.
"Good poems, good poems, Brother Li, your second aunt can sing good poems!" Tang Bohu praised.
Tang Bohu's expression was very rich. If he hadn't known that Tang Bohu hadn't crossed over like himself, and didn't understand these words, Li Yan would definitely put the sole of his shoe on Tang Bohu's face.
Li Yan decided to let Tang Bohu go this time.
"Brother Li, I heard Zhao Shun say that you were also a scholar before you entered Jinyiwei, why don't you and I learn from each other?"
Tang Bohu was obviously aroused by Li Yan, and he had to compete with Li Yan.
Li Yan's face turned dark, and after deciding to kick Zhao Shun again after going back, Li Yan readily agreed to Tang Bohu, but there was one request, he made the last sentence, and Tang Bohu said the next sentence.
Tang Bohu glanced at Li Yan with contempt, the meaning is obvious, I haven't been afraid of anyone in the competition with others......
Li Yan really wants to warn Tang Bohu, don't be too arrogant, I Jinyiwei has ruled the world for 30 years.
"I'm out of the upper link!" Li Yan spoke. "A perfect match."
"The boat follows the waves, and the waves follow the boat." Tang Bohu disagreed, and then said.
"Dragon's wrath and windswept waves."
"The moonlight shoots the water and the water shoots the sky."
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"The goat goes up the mountain, the mountain touches the goat's foot, bleating." Seeing Tang Bohu replied casually. Li Yan's heart was ruthless, and he searched for the vocabulary of his previous life in his mind.
"The buffalo goes into the water, the water floods the horns of the buffalo, moo." Tang Bohu held a chicken leg in his mouth and replied vaguely.
"I said Brother Li, your pair is not challenging at all, boring and boring......"
Li Yan was furious, stepped on the stool with one leg, picked up a glass of wine, and yelled at Tang Bohu: "Next, I will make a pair, if you can't come up, you drink two glasses of wine, and I will drink one glass!" ”
Tang Bohu was shocked. "Why should I have two drinks?"
Li Yan mocked. "Do you think you're wrong?"
Tang Bohu's body was shocked, his face was red and his ears were red. "Brother Xian, don't underestimate me, just drink! I'll make a sample first! Don't pay for it for a while! ”
Tang Bohu picked up the cup, tilted his neck and drank two glasses of wine directly.
"Humph!" Li Yan was not to be outdone.
"There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons without knowing the four books and five classics, which is very bold."
"Ten rooms and nine poverty, I got eight taels and seven dollars, six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and I was still half-hearted and first-class."
"Brother Li, drink!"
"In the picture, the dragon doesn't groan, the tiger doesn't bark, and the little scholar is ridiculous."
Tang Bohu: "Brother Xian, let me think about it......"
Li Yan: "What do you think!" You drink! ”
"In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard!"
Tang Bohu was shocked: "Brother Xian, this is your next link just now!" ”
"What nonsense, if you can't get in, you can drink it again!"
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"The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I'm waiting for you to call back! Brother Tang can't come up, right? You drink! ”
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Looking at Tang Bohu's staggering appearance, Li Yan sneered, if he hadn't seen more things in his previous life, he really couldn't have stopped him!
Tang Bohu, a genius in the south of the Yangtze River, really deserves his name.
Tang Bohu was about to go crazy, he had never heard the words in Li Yan's mouth, let alone the right ones, after a few times, he lost miserably. I drank most of the jar of wine alone......
"Brother Xian, don't you ...... Kind! With a roll of his eyes, Tang Bohu said inarticulately. Every time you make the last sentence, this time I make the last sentence, do you dare to take the next sentence? ”
Li Yan smiled, smiling like a little grandfather, Tang Dacai synthesized this virtue, any child can win against him.
Win and don't lose!
"Yes, yes! Who's afraid of whom! ”
"Okay, listen to me! Peach blossom nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, peach blossom fairy under Peach Blossom Nunnery. ”
After Tang Bohu finished speaking, Li Yan laughed even more. "The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees, and picked peach blossoms for wine money."
"Others laugh at me for being crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through it!" Tang Bohu was excited.
"Haha! I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoes! ”
Li Yan slapped his thigh. "Brother Tang, drink!"
After drinking the last glass of wine, Tang Bohu covered his head in pain, slammed the table hard, and muttered to himself: "It's over, I must be crazy...... This is the draft I typed a few days ago, how can anyone come out! ”
"I'm dreaming, yes! I'm definitely dreaming! I'm going to wake up! ”
"Bang!" Tang Bohu smashed the table again in pain, and the whole person was very twisted and fainted.