Chapter 58: Humanoid Pigeon Guard-11
Hearing Wei Qi say the title of "brother", the person at the head of the opposite side was obviously stunned, but it was Langya Taishou who took the lead in reacting: "Since you are brothers, you must be in a group, fortunately, this official has the foresight and wisdom to surround the reinforcements first, otherwise under the internal and external attacks, my Langya County soldiers will be in danger!" ”
The entourage around him immediately poured out a torrent of compliments, causing the Taishou to laugh heartily, as if they, who were outnumbered, had won the conflict.
As everyone knows, the leader of the "reinforcements" is staring at him with disgust at the moment. I saw that the corners of his mouth kept twitching, and he looked like he wanted to speak and stopped, as if a wave of anger was rising in his heart.
Fortunately, his restraint was quite good, and he did not say anything indignant about worsening the situation. But his dissatisfaction was not only directed at the confused official, but also annoyed Wei Qi, who was smiling at him.
"You just called me brother, I still wondered when I had an extra brother, and when I heard the words of this Taishou, I realized that you were going to pull me into the water!"
Wei Qi would let the confused official see through his hypocrisy, and immediately he opened his throat and shouted: "Brother, where are you talking about this, we are originally brothers who live and die together, what are you talking about pulling down the water and not pulling down the water?" ”
The implication of these words is clearly that they are a raccoon dog, and they made each other angry half to death at that time.
"You! How unreasonable you are! Fortunately, this benevolent brother was also a little witty, and after a thought in his heart, he replaced his anger at the beginning with his own little trick, and then he asked, "Since you call me brother, then I may ask you, what may you say my name?" ”
Wei Qi was stunned when asked. He and the other party are really unknown, where will he know who the other party's surname is? I didn't know how to answer at the moment, but after all, he traveled north and south, and the little cleverness stored in his mind was not comparable to ordinary people. Where will we reveal our real names when we walk outside. Although I have known my brother for many years, I only know my brother's nickname on weekdays, and I really don't know my brother's name. If you want to come to this Yanzhou territory, most people are like my brother and me, who only know the nickname of my brother Taishan the ape, but not my brother's name! ”
At this moment, it was the other party's turn to be speechless. When did you set yourself up and have the nickname of Tarzan of the Apes? Of course he didn't know that it was the story character that Wei Qi saw from Suning's newspaper sample, but he knew that the other party successfully avoided his own criticism, and then "proved" that the two had a long friendship from another way.
This feeling of knowing that the guy was messing around, but not knowing that he was debunked, obviously made this scholar extremely depressed.
He was depressed, but the Taishou who was watching the play next to him was not depressed. This foolish official has been honed for a long time in the local area, and he has heard a lot of rumors in the rivers and lakes, but the nickname of Tarzan of the Apes has never been heard of before.
This intrigued him.
When it comes to nicknames or something, it's not related to appearance, but also related to personality. And in the four words "Tarzan of the Apes", there is no writing to describe the character, it seems that this person looks like an ape.
But the scholar in front of him, even if he is not handsome, is also a good-looking man, how can he be like that ape-man?
Of course, he didn't notice that when he looked up and down, the scholar opposite was staring at him with anger on his face.
was already very depressed by Wei coveted, and when he met this foolish official, he really looked him up and down like an ape, even if he was good-tempered and patient, it was impossible to endure it anymore.
Sure enough, I heard him scold suddenly, and the spit Xingzi went straight to the confused official, and took a shower for the brother on the spot: "You faint official, did you just come to Langya County?" You don't even know me? ”
The foolish officer was immediately startled by him being the number one, and after he took a shower again, his mind became clear.
He immediately tore open his throat and scolded back loudly: "This official is an official here, but he is appointed by the imperial court, why do you have to know you?" ”
The middle-aged scholar was furious, and immediately scolded back: "This official is a wealthy family in Langya County, and you don't even know me, which means that you don't care about the people at all." Besides, I am a dignified Taishan County Cheng, and I am also appointed by the imperial court, so it is not your turn to look at me like an ape? ”
The confused official listened to the other party's howling, while feeling the effect of the torrential rain in his face, and before he could hear what the other party was going to say, he fought back angrily: "If this official didn't put the people in his heart, how could he come out all the way to encircle and suppress your bandits?" It's ridiculous that you, a thief, are not even arrested in front of my dignified army, and you dare to lie about the court officials, aren't you afraid of punishing your nine clans? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he regretted it a little. Just now, due to excessive anger, I didn't hear the other party's previous sentence clearly, so I put this cruel sentence out. But in the process, what the other party said before seemed to continue to echo in his mind like an echo, and when he triumphantly put down the cruel words, the other party's meaning was fully revealed.
This confused official slapped himself on the forehead fiercely, it turned out that this person was a local clan, as a local official, how could he not have a good relationship with the children of this kind of family? And he seems to be an official, and he seems to be some kind of Taishan County. In this way, they are half colleagues.
Alas, it's all my own fault for this slow brain, why didn't I react earlier? I had to wait for myself to say irreparable words before I slowly and leisurely told myself that this was death.
Now that the cruel words have been put out, the other party's face is rapidly darkening, and if you want to minimize the bad impact of this matter, you must reach a settlement with the other party as soon as possible.
Otherwise, it would only turn him into a corpse and avoid future retaliation.
The confused officer's eyes began to become dangerous.
Wei Qi keenly observed this change. He was greatly taken aback in his heart, he didn't expect this confused official to be so confused. This kind of misunderstanding, as long as it is not a loss, the two sides will leave a mustard in their hearts at most, and it is indispensable to calculate each other in the future, but it will not get to the point of fighting each other.
The strong man who led the entourage for the scholar also noticed the killing intent that slowly shrouded him at this moment. He slowly drew his saber, but not just in case, but in order to strike first.
Since this unconscious official insisted on treating them as bandits, and the guy next to him who was suspected of being a bandit insisted on dragging them into the water, there was not much room left for them to distinguish. For today's plan, instead of waiting to be surrounded and suppressed by the county soldiers on the opposite side, it is better to break the kettle and fight to the death!