The next day, we drove to Mingde Palace.

The so-called Mingde Palace is actually a garden that was renovated in the western suburbs in the early years. But the scenery and scenery in it are not inferior to Luoyang Palace, but the pattern is not half as big as Luoyang Palace. However, it is precisely because of its small pattern that it can introduce a tributary of Luoshui around the palace, which brings some coolness to the whole palace.

Therefore, when he heard that Li Zhi was going to Mingde Palace to escape the summer, he was most happy with the civil and military officials.

After all, the Golden Palace is taller than the Chang'an Taiji Palace, although it is much cooler, but it is not as refreshing as this Mingde Palace in summer. So along the way, all the officials who accompanied the car were happy, and some even wore early autumn casual clothes early - compared to the midsummer official robes that were just looking for lightness, the early autumn casual clothes that were light and soft, and could look long and chic, were the most popular among the officials.

It's just that...... Everyone was very happy, but Li Zhi was not happy.

Because Li Zhi did not ride with Mei Niang today.

So the servants discussed:

"Huh? Is it ominous from the sky? Why did His Majesty share the car with his mother? ”

"Don't you know? Your Majesty has banned the mother's feet, and the mother is angry! Where does Your Majesty dare to mess with the mother! ”

"Don't dare to mess with? Not necessarily? I heard that early this morning, His Majesty came out of the Hall of Eternal Life! Si Hua'er's medicine saw it with your own eyes, and you know that she is not a girl who chews the root of her tongue! ”

"It was 'invited' out! Medicine? What happened to Yao'er? But you can only look at it from a distance. I listened to the order of His Royal Highness Changsheng, Gonggong Liao, said that His Majesty went to go, but the door of the Niangniang Palace was not opened, and someone returned to His Majesty and said, since Your Majesty has a decree, you should not go out lightly when you are grounded, and you are not allowed to be visited by others, so it is still good to abide by the rules......"

"What? But how do I remember that His Majesty's decree is to be grounded, and there is no such sentence that no one is allowed to visit?

Besides, this is Your Majesty, and it's not someone else'......"

"No, there is no such sentence."

"How did that mother ......?"

"Alas, the mother added it herself! Do you still need to ask? Besides, it's clear that the mother wants to make the little sex angry Your Majesty, why do you keep asking so unsensitively......

“…… But His Majesty is the Son of Heaven after all. The power of the Son of Heaven should not be lightly offended......

Niangniang brushed His Majesty's Tianwei, but I'm afraid it's not good......"

"Say you're stupid, and you're really starting to be stupid!

…… Is! What happened to the Son of Heaven? The Son of Heaven is also a man!

Which man in the world sees his beloved woman being a little coquettish to himself, and he will be on the platform and often mention the thread, and he will be punished for it?

What's more, our mother is so dignified, she never speaks much, but she is already born delicate......

Your Majesty can't love it, but where is the slightest bit of punishment? ”

"Phew!

Look, you say that your mother is like a woman who flatters people...... Carefully Grandpa Ryan heard not to pick your skin! ”

"So what?

What's wrong with that?

How? Is it immoral for a woman to be charming? Jiao Rao is just losing everyone's temperament?

Not necessarily, right?

Do you see the true national color of peony? Isn't it still beautiful and charming, cute and cute?

Who said that the queen of the middle palace has to measure every move in the world like a moment measuring stick?

That's not a demeanor, it's pretentious!

Or do you think that the previous Wang family is better than Niangniang? ”

"Uh...... This one...... Seems to make some sense......"

"That said? Moreover, His Majesty and Niangniang, although they are the supreme emperor and queen, they are also husband and wife, since they are husband and wife, it is common for some oil smoke to make some stove fires.

It's just that they make a fume......

Or it's not quite the same as an ordinary couple's family, what's so strange. ”

When the other attendants, even the attendant who said this himself, heard this, they all silently said in their hearts:

That's the reason......

But the way the couple started the smoke and made the stove fire was too ...... Something earth-shattering, right?

Why, just because I was afraid that the jade fetus in my mother's arms would give birth but she still loved to run around, and I was worried that she would work more and hurt herself, so this son of heaven wanted to give a decree to ground?

Then because he was worried that the grounded lady would be fainted in her own hall, she waved her hand and moved her nest to Mingde Palace with her things?

On the other hand, this Tang Dynasty queen, the queen of the world?

Just because the husband of the Son of Heaven, who disliked his own wife, overprotected her, and it was too boring to hide in the palace like a canary, so he wrote a poem to protest with His Majesty the Son of Heaven, who held the power of the world but had nothing to do with her, to demand the right to move freely?

Even after her husband refused, the fiery son came together, and directly closed the door without giving him a chance to go back to his room to sleep? Or drive him to the "study" to make a bedding roll?

…… The couple's pillow fight was also ......

Also played ...... Too that...... Done?

- In fact, about the pillow battle between Li Zhi and Wu Zhao, they are still too naïve.

This is just that in the couple's married life in the next few decades, there are so many that even the historian in charge of the living notes did not bother to record it......

...... in the Battle of the Absurd Couple

Well, the first one-

Begin......

Nothing more.

……

In mid-June of the second year of the Tang Dynasty, until the beginning of July.

Luoyang.

Even if you move to Mingde Palace, which is cooler than Luoyang Palace, the battle between Li Zhiwuzhao and his wife was rated as like two children who were angry by Li De and Sun Simiao, who rarely entered the palace to see the excitement......

It was still in full swing, and the temperature was lowered without the coolness of Mingde Palace and the long sighs of others.

No, Li Zhi, who had just landed in Mingde Palace, of course refused to listen to the words of his little lady and go to the study-

Joke! Is it okay to have a cool study?

So as soon as he entered the main hall, he immediately sent an order to Mei Niang, who had entered his dormitory earlier, and made it clear that she should be mentally prepared to take over at night-

His reason is very good, after all, Hong'er Xian'er and the two children have been playing all day, I have to keep an eye on them to write their homework, you ask someone to prepare refreshments and soft couches, and I can watch them don't bother you to rest. By the way, Li Zhi also wrote a limerick poem, and with her-

The child is short for a day, and the youth is less than an autumn.

Don't be taught, and the old blank head!

Under the order of the poem, De'an, who sent the poem and the order, had just left the hall with his front foot, and he Li Zhi jumped up with the back foot to bundle his clothes and prepare to go to bed after the ride......

It's a pity that he still underestimated Mei Niang's determination this time.

He had just cleaned himself up, and the two brothers, Dean and Ryan, also bitterly hugged Li Xian, who was screaming, and dragged Li Hong, who was full of reluctance, back.

Of course, by the way, they also brought Mei Niang a poem:

The child should be taught, and the youth should be kept.

Please only remember your mother's heart, and don't stay until night!

“…… Empress...... The mother said, the two of you...... Belch...... Your Highness...... And let them go up until night, and let them return to the temple...... First, don't disturb the Lord's heart to study and govern at night, and second, don't teach ...... Godmother's heart is delicate......"

After Ruian said these words, he didn't dare to raise his head to avoid Li Zhi's murderous gaze, and he felt that he had lost his life for at least ten years.

On the other side, Dean also trembled and said:

"Uh...... And one more sentence...... Niangniang said...... It is ...... to say that the Lord has the heart to teach his young son to the best of his father's virtue It's a great thing...... From now on, that's ...... I asked the two highnesses to stay by their father's side for the day and go to bed after returning to their mother at night......"

Li Zhi was angry when he heard this.

In the days that followed......

In this way, you come and go, and the days when poems go back and go have been glued.

There are people who are purely good things - such as Wei Moumou and the like, or people with other thoughts - such as Li Moumou and the like......

He magnified his courage, secretly coaxed the little attendants who sent poems with some gold and silver, and secretly banked these poems to read, and then no matter what kind of thoughts they had, they all cried out and fell into their stomachs.

Why?

…… You still think it is better for yourself, such as......

The flowers bloom in the garden, and the willows are green.

The pulse is good and the night is short, and the Manman style complains.

——This one is written by Emperor Li Zhi of the Tang Dynasty...... With his wife, Empress Wu Zhao of the Tang Dynasty.

Then the queen replied ......

The flowers are flourishing every year, and the willows are strong in the morning.

There are good nights from time to time, what is the wind to complain about?

……

Li Zhi was angry, but immediately wrote another song:

The dragon swims in the nine skies and feels cold, and the phoenix lies on the sycamore and is difficult to sleep alone.

But when you have to fly with wings, you have a warm breeze.

Wu Zhaohui:

The dragon is in the sky in the nine heavens, and the phoenix can sleep only when the sycamore lies down.

The scales are more difficult than the wings, and the warm wind is unbearable.

……

Or Li Zhishu:

For the husband, for the sky, for the wife, for the earth.

Husband and wife. Tai Chi Yin and Yang Righteousness!

Ran Wu Zhao replied:

For the husband of the sky, for the wife of the earth.

Husband and wife of the world should be the most important country!

…………

For nearly a month, two or three pairs of such sighing limericks were born almost every day, laughing through everyone's belly.