"No guns, no cannons, the enemy made us!"

On the city wall of the north gate of Zunhua, Wang Rui sang the ballad of his previous life in a panic.

"My lord, didn't we make this gun ourselves?" Brother Yin, who was beside him, grabbed his head and asked.

Oh, it seems to be a mistake. It's going to have to be adapted!

Wang Rui thought about it and sang again: "No horse, no merit, the Tartar will send it to us!" There is no money, no food, and the army is out to rob his mother! ”

"Hey, hey!" , The newly adapted lyrics are obviously very appetizing to Brother Yin, he smiled and said something in his mouth.

Oh? Captured another foot-picking fan! Don't make it too easy to attract fans. It's just, this lyrics...... It seems to be a little vulgar!

After inspecting the circle, Wang Rui, Chen Song, Xu Fu and others finally returned to the North Gate Tower. Looking at Fang Yuan and Lin Side who were waiting, everyone snickered and snickered.

Fang Yuan wore Zhou Wuhao's official robe of Zhizhou. He is similar in height and shape to this dog official, and after changing into this civil official robe, he looks good.

Well, it's quite official.

However, the handsome and tall Lin Side was forced to do so, and Zunhua Tongzhi was obviously much fatter and shorter than him.

Therefore, the official robe pulled from him, the tall Lin Side looks very strange when he wears it!

"Haha! Fang Zhizhou, Lin Tongzhi, how are the two adults? The end will be polite! Wang smiled and waved his hand slightly, joking with the two.

"Lord, you ......", Lin Side flashed sideways, rubbing his hands and not knowing what to say.

Mud Horse! The three stupid civil officials who discussed the number of etiquette with Lord Wang, and the whole family was killed. Whoever is stupid, who the fuck will do the next one!

"Plop!" Fang Yuan on the side knelt down suddenly, kowtowed three times, and then said: "Xiaguan Zunhua Zhizhou Fang Yuan, meet Lord Wang, the general of the Dengzhou General Army!" ”

"Haha! This Fang Wenyuan is so interesting! Wang Rui turned his head to look at the generals and smiled.

"Haha!" Chen Song, Xu Fu and others behind him also laughed happily.

"Wen Yuan, please get up! In our Dengzhou town, there is no kneeling. However, with the civil servants outside...... I still have to talk about it. ”

Wang Rui stepped forward and helped Fang Yuan up. After the rehearsal, it's time to get down to business!

Liu Zhilun, Qin Liangyu and others on the side watched this farce with tears and laughter, and their expressions seemed to be constipated. How can this Dengzhou Town Laizhou Army be so forced?

"You're all set, right?" Wang Rui's eyebrows fluttered, and he suddenly asked.

"Ready!" The generals put away their smiling faces and stood upright.

"Action!" Wang Rui scattered everyone, walked to Liu Zhilun and Qin Liangyu and bowed: "Boss, Qin Du, let's see the last general's subordinates break the enemy!" ”

Half an hour later, a dull sound of horses' hooves began to be heard in the north, thick as spring thunder. Soon, a few small black dots jumped into everyone's sight.

"Hey, hey! My lord, here comes the Tartar who sent the horse and sent the merit! Brother Yin said with a smile.

"Foolish! Be alarmed! Be alarmed! Don't laugh! Wang Rui hurriedly stopped him.

This big drama is about to officially start filming, but no one is allowed to laugh! If you don't listen to the greetings and miss the battle plan, Lord Wang will beat the ass.

The Mongol Tatar cavalry in the distance became more and more numerous, getting closer and closer, and gradually merging into a gray and black patch. Finally, it slowly stopped at a distance of one mile outside the north gate of Zunhua.

"Boom, boom, boom!" "Boom, boom, boom!" After a short period of peace, the five cavalry rushed out of the middle of the Tartar army and rushed straight to the north gate of Zunhua eighty paces away.

"Dog Tartar! It's rampant! Brother Yin scolded in a hateful whisper.

"Chen Song! If he speaks again, he will gagged him with your stinky sock. Wang Rui roared in a low voice.

"Ahh Brother Yin was so frightened that his neck shrunk and flashed to the side.

"Hey! Victory, victory over the Diming Army! Tell you to drop, and the big pipe will come out and speak! The first Tartar stammered in stiff Chinese.

How is the tone of this Mongolian Tartar so familiar? Wang Rui felt that it seemed a bit like the Japanese devils of later generations who spoke Chinese.

"Ying, hero! Hero! Where are you from? Lin Side shook his body and asked tremblingly.

"We're Calqing, let's get you out of the big pipe! Hurry up and drop! The leader of the Tartars roared viciously.

Lin Side turned his head and ran into the city tower, pretending to call someone. Wang Rui, who had been eavesdropping, chuckled: "Lord Zhizhou, it's time for you to play!" ”

"The heroes of Ka and Kharqin, this and this official are the governors of Zunhua! What are you going to do? ”

Fang Yuan trembled and walked to the battlements and said with horror in his voice.

"What? I'm definitely here to help you Ming fight Jiannu. One of the Tartars under the city replied proudly.

"So, so! Thank you to all the Taiji in Kharqin! Fang Yuan shrank and bowed far away.

Talent! Unexpectedly, among Lao Tzu's subordinates, there are so many professional actors. Wang Rui smiled secretly in his heart.

"Hey! Mingguo's big pipe! Our thirty-six bosses of the Carl Qing family came from afar to help, how can you thank us? ”

"Haha! yes, how can you thank us? ”

Obviously, the five Tartars who came down from the city all spoke Chinese, and they all roared with contempt.

"This, this ......, we have just been robbed by Jiannu here, and there are no soldiers and no food! You—You'd better go back! ”

Fang Yuan cautiously advised.

"No soldiers, no food? There are rich women who can do it! ”

"Listening to the Han women in China, who have fine skin and tender meat, Lao Tzu has long wanted to have fun."

No soldiers! There are no defenders in this Zunhua City! The Tartars under the city noticed the loophole in Fang Yuan's words, and their speech became more indulgent.

"Good, good! You'd better go back! There's really nothing in this city! Fang Kang pleaded with a cry.

"Humph! You! Do you want us to go back empty-handed? Think beautifully! Unless you send 2,000 quintals of grain, 100 quintals of salt, 100 horses of cloth, and 10 quintals of tea, you will ......."

The Tartars led by the city chattered a lot.

"Tai, Taiji! Spare the lower officials! Xia Guan really can't make up so many things. ”

"It's okay if you can't make it up! Thirty percent is always there, right? Give three percent! Let's go into the city and rest for the night! ”

"Tai, Taiji! The size of the city can't accommodate so many armies! Let Otaiyoshi come in, at most one or a thousand people! ”

Fang Yuan held up a finger and stammered to bargain with the Tartars under the city.

"You wait!" The leader of the Tartars threw down a word, and ran back with a few of his men beating their horses.

"Battle Khan! The dog officials of the Ming Kingdom couldn't give much of it. The returning Tartar reported.

"And how much can he give?" Battle asked, taking off the fur hat from his fat head.

"I can only give 30%. But he promised to let us into the city. ”

"Thirty percent? How much is 30 percent? There are so many families, what can one family get! Another Timuha, Temuha, said with a frown.

"Haha! Temuhaanda, as long as we enter the city, don't we take as much as we want? ”

When Battle heard what Temuha said, he burst out laughing. caused a burst of laughter from both large and small Taiji on the side.

"Battle Khan! The dog officials of the Ming Kingdom only let Da Taiji in, and only a thousand people could enter. A tartar who had just arrived under the city hurriedly added.

"Haha! This dog official of the Ming Kingdom is so stupid! A thousand people went in, and wouldn't everyone be able to go in? ”

Battle laughed again. Our IQ is crushing everyone!

"Go and promise him! Let him tell the strong man to open the city gate and receive us into the city. Battle finally commanded.

A large and small Taiji...... The robbers, after some bargaining, finally agreed that Batel and Temuha would lead 1,300 men into the city. Then, the other tribes were brought into the city.

Who called them the most powerful? If you go first, you will definitely be able to grab a good one when you loot. The one who went in the back, what to grab!