Chapter 301: The Art of Language
Pang Wenlong looked at Li Muyun dumbfounded, and his admiration for him in his heart was like a continuous river. People can be shameless, but it is indeed rare to be so shameless.
However, Li Muyun did not study on his own, but after looking around at the students in the school, he sighed and continued: "Lao Tzu is in a good mood today, so I will give you a lesson, and the name of this class is called: The Art of Language!" ”
"For example, if I don't want Pang Wenlong to come to my class, I won't say, 'Don't come in, I'm not welcome you,' but I will tell him explicitly: 'This class can't accommodate me and his arrogance!'. You see, this is the art of language. ”
I art your uncle, Pang Wenlong didn't think this was art at all, on the contrary, he felt that Li Muyun was deliberately humiliating himself, if he had known that this would be the case, in the morning, he would rather be beaten by him than come to his class to suffer this bird crime.
Just thinking about it, Pang Wenlong listened to Li Muyun continue: "You are Taixue students, and the knowledge in your mind is no less than anyone else's, but do you know how to use it? You don't know! I learned a bunch of things, and in the end, it all became useless waste. This is a waste of resources and irresponsibility to the country. ”
"So Lao Tzu hopes that you can use what you have learned flexibly, be able to draw inferences from one another, don't listen to what Mr. teaches, Mr. is always right, Mr. is always the truth, this is unacceptable, you must have your own thoughts, this is a standard for Taixue students."
"Sir, if you know this, then, why are you so ...... and dressed like this?" The rich kid, that is, the student surnamed Pei, raised his hand and raised his own question.
"Because Lao Tzu likes it, when he is old, he likes to return to his origins, to be his true self, don't you feel tired of pretending to be a grandson all day long? Who is it for? Take Pang Wenlong as an example, do any of you here know him? Who doesn't know what's going on in his family? Who doesn't know what kind of person he is, what kind of character! Is it useful to pretend to be polite? Those who are familiar with you know everything, and those who are not familiar with you are useless. ”
"I ......" Pang Wenlong finally couldn't sit still, and was targeted again and again, which made the original student of Class A angry, stood up and said loudly: "Mr. Li, can I think that you are launching a personal attack on me?" ”
"No, you can interpret this as verbal violence, and if it embarrasses you, then please remember that if you want to provoke someone, you don't have to scold him or hit him, just provoke him with words."
Li Muyun glanced at Pang Wenlong, although this guy was a high school student at best in his opinion, Comrade Xiao Li was not a real teacher, and he still couldn't do this kind of thing to repay grievances with virtue.
In the morning, I heard this guy barking at the door, which had already made him label a 'bad boy' in Li Muyun's heart, for such a student, although Li Muyun would not repay him, he would not let him feel better.
So don't look at what Li Muyun said nicely, but in fact, he is still targeting this guy everywhere.
Pang Wenlong sat down helplessly, he had a natural fear of Li Muyun, not to mention the identity of 'sir', that is, he dared to kill the criminal department Shangshu in public, which made many people afraid of him.
"Alright, now let's move on to the topic we just had, the art of language." Li Muyun saw Pang Wenlong sit down, so he continued: "Chinese culture is broad and profound, what you are learning now is only some superficial things, some things left by your predecessors, and the art of language can allow you to use those things you have learned to practice." ”
"So the class assignment for you today is to break sentences, the same sentence, into different sentences, so that its meaning is diametrically opposite."
The students sat down one by one honestly, it was the first time for them to teach like this, and the gentleman was not talking about things in books, no poems and words, no sages, and some simple truths.
Li Muyun saw a group of students sitting upright, but he really had a feeling of 'sir', and after a while, he slowly said word by word: "Two questions, the first question: Stay on a rainy day and leave me on a rainy day; Question 2: No chicken, duck, no fish, only green vegetables and radishes, no less wages. ”
After saying the two questions, Li Muyun patted his desk irresponsibly: "Okay, it's just these two sentences, Lao Tzu will sleep for a while, and then call me after class." ”
No one spoke below, and the students in Class Ding had long been accustomed to Li Muyun's way of class, while Pang Wenlong didn't want to find excitement, so he closed his mouth tightly, thinking about how to take revenge on this gentleman who made him lose face.
But soon, he didn't have the heart to think about those things, and the two sentences on the paper were really interesting, and according to his normal thinking, he quickly broke the sentences.
One of the sentences is: When it rains, the sky stays guests, and the sky stays, I don't stay.
Another sentence is: no chickens and ducks, yes, no fish, yes, only green vegetables and radishes are indispensable, and wages are not allowed.
But what does it mean otherwise? How do you make it the opposite? This stumped the student, who was as strong as a mule.
I turned my head to look at the others, and saw that almost all of them were thinking about it, and some were scribbling something on paper.
The arrogance of being a student in Class A made him disdain to look at other people's answers, and he didn't think that there would be anyone better than him in Class D who could give the answer first.
So this 'top student' in Class A began to continue to bow his head and meditate, but under the effect of coherent thinking, he really couldn't find another way to break sentences for a while.
And at this moment, Tian Yuhe, who had always looked down on him, suddenly shouted in surprise: "I understand!" So it was, so it was, I see, sir, I found the answer! ”
As a result, what Tian Yuhe got was not Li Muyun's praise, but the brush that kept flying: "Find it, write it on paper, hand it in after class, don't disturb Lao Tzu's sleep, and next time you will stand and listen to the class." ”
"Hehe......" Seeing Tian Yuhe being 'smashed' back to his seat by a flying brush, Pang Wenlong's mood was much better, but he soon realized that he was actually lagging behind and being surpassed by a student in Class D who he had never looked down on.
This made Pang Wenlong feel even more embarrassed, even more embarrassed than being targeted by Li Muyun just now, so he pinched his thigh fiercely, allowing himself to focus on the two sentences on the paper, and tried to force himself to consider the answer to the question.
(End of chapter)