It turned out that I was under a lot of mental pressure, and in a panic, I actually said the wrong thing! When it comes to my mother, I subconsciously talk about my father.

However, I reacted quickly and immediately responded with a sentence that seemed like a joke.

Then, I smiled on my face, and even, blinked a few times, very funny ghost look.

"Huh!" Mom laughed.

I can see that she was amused by my childish appearance, which really amused her!

"Huahua is so interesting! It's my good baby! Come on, Mommy hug you!" Mom seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, with a smile on her face, and said softly to me.

She opened her hands, ready to hug me.

However, I wasn't ready to be hugged by my mother, or rather, I didn't like to be hugged by her at all.

You know, I'm a girl, my mother is a woman, and when two women hug each other, what kind of feeling will they like?

However, I want to give my mother enough face and try my best to suppress the discomfort all over my body, mainly because I don't fit in! I hugged my mother and expressed my affection.

At this time, if my mother turned into a boy, a boy with great quality and momentum, and hugged me, what a pleasant feeling!

You know, I was in love with boys early on, both mentally and physically.

However, I don't like the hairy boys in school, who are young and self-righteous, and don't understand the hearts of girls at all.

That is to say, the little boys will not care about the girls, their words and deeds are rude, and they lack the atmosphere of pity and pity.

So, I like boys, but I'd rather suppress the youthful turmoil all over my body, just looking forward to the appearance of the mature Prince Charming in my mind.

You must know that if you practice the goddess to cultivate the truth, you can maintain a beautiful face and skin until you are old.

The so-called youth is not old, and after I practice to become a goddess and cultivate the truth, I will know that it is a very ordinary thing.

The so-called immortals are beyond the living standards of ordinary people and beyond the traditional self-mentality!

And just like that, my mom and I ended the conversation in a hug.

Regarding the matter of putting skin, I didn't mention a word again, a more embarrassing topic, I'm embarrassed to continue!

Besides, when talking about skin, my mind always thinks of things like stinky and urine, which seriously affects my mood!

In this way, when eating, I will also want to go like this, like squatting in the toilet to eat and drink, except for nausea, that is, nausea, where will I have the appetite to eat and drink?

Now, my mind is going to pull back and focus on my name, a goblin-like name, who is arranging this?

I walked around the room, ready to go to the kitchen, and asked my mom, was it my dad or she, and gave me that name.

Even, I think like this, if I am a goblin, what are the parents who gave birth to me?

I can only say that they, old goblins! I can't help but laugh secretly when I think of this, what a funny thought!

"Mom!" Soon, I went into the kitchen and shouted again.

"Oh, good, are you hungry?" said Mom, who was going around the stove, making a delicious lunch for me and Dad, and for herself.

However, in my mind, I often think of my mother as my own dedicated chef, cooking for me, and my father just taking advantage of it.

Mom is scrambling eggs, golden egg drops, jumping in the iron pot, looking at it, I want to eat it very much.

Unexpectedly, my mother's stir-fry skills are good, and the techniques are also good-looking, and the whole set of stir-fry movements are done in one go, like dancing.

"Mom, your stir-fry posture is beautiful!" I couldn't help but say this.

In an instant, I forgot my name, and my body and mind were full of scrambled eggs!

It turned out that my stomach was hungry and I really wanted to eat a bite of scrambled eggs and stuff them in my mouth, which was very sweet.

"Hehe! You're so funny! Stir-frying is not dancing, what will be so beautiful!" Mom smiled and responded.

When she spoke, she didn't turn her head, because she was stir-frying, it was inconvenient to be distracted!

Otherwise, will her rice shovel be shoveled to the bottom of the pot?" I thought to myself, and laughed secretly.

"Yes, your father once said the same thing, when I stir-fry, my posture is good-looking, it's really funny, very tiring movements, can it also produce beauty?"

In short, she couldn't see her posture when she was stir-frying, and she couldn't appreciate the beauty!

Mom has a good figure, standing in any position casually, and looks like she stands out from the crowd.

Therefore, when she is stir-frying, she stands in front of the stove, her hand moves with the spatula, and she has a good figure, and with the action of shoveling, it shows wavy ups and downs, which is very good-looking.

I saw it and felt that this kind of life shape belonged to the body of a beautiful woman.

If a man sees his mother's gesture, he will like his mother.

No wonder, Dad will also praise Mom's body posture for her good looks, and in the face of beautiful temptation, how can Dad be alone?

However, Mom's words, Dad also likes to watch her stir-fry posture, and I suddenly thought of something very funny.

When men and women quarrel, each other's bodies, due to emotional excitement, will rise and fall, a bit like the action of a mother stir-frying.

When she stir-fries, her hands, shoulders move, and her body moves, and her beautiful body, she moves casually twice, which is a sensual taste.

"Huh!" I couldn't help but laugh when I thought about it.

It seems that the mother in front of me is not alone, but two people.

"Huh!" I continued to laugh, and I almost laughed out loud, which was a funny thing!

"What are you laughing at?" my mother was asking me, and she looked at me with wide eyes, puzzled.

"Mom! I can't help but laugh when I think of the funny things that happened in middle school!" I was busy lying to cover up.

In order to cover it up, I had to make up a small content and tell my mother to make her believe that I told the truth and did not lie to her and laugh at her!

One day after school, it was the turn of the students on duty to clean up, and in our class, there were originally two other boys on duty, but Li Yuanyuan stayed on duty!"

When I said this, I laughed and laughed, something that seemed hilarious.

Sure enough, my mother was attracted to a trace of interest, and then asked: "Shouldn't Li Yuanyuan be on duty?"

Li Yuanyuan's home lives in the same community as my family, and my parents know Li Yuanyuan and Li Yuanyuan's parents.

Therefore, our two families are familiar neighbors.

When my mother heard the name of a familiar person and encountered this kind of thing, she also felt funny, of course, more curious.

"It's not that she's on duty, she's supposed to be on Tuesday, but that day, it's Friday!" I smiled in response.

In fact, there is no such thing at all, Li Yuanyuan is a shrewd girl, how could she calculate the wrong life?

Also, when it was Li Yuanyuan's turn to be on duty, she was a ghost and wanted to play tricks and avoid labor!

I wanted to hide the true meaning of Xiaoxiao, so I had to bring her out and make up a lie to coax my mother.

"Huh!" Mom really laughed, she thought it was funny, it seemed that Li Yuanyuan was a stupid girl.

Or, she's a girl who doesn't have a long head, and Tuesday and Friday are many days apart!