Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Fifty-nine, all encountered



Fei Qing moored the boat to the shore and said respectfully: "Please Zhou Jungong get on the boat." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Don't worry, you have to wait for Her Royal Highness the princess to come over." ”

Prince Snow Pig asked, "Has Princess Qingle been rescued?" ”

Zhou Xuan nodded and said, "I was rescued from Seng Jingquan the night before yesterday, and it really went through twists and turns." ”

The Snow Pig Prince didn't care if Princess Qingle could get out of danger, and ordered Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing to help him go ashore.

The Snow Pig Prince shook his head, felt that he was standing firmly, tried to take two steps, held Zhou Xuan's hands, and looked at Zhou Xuan with tears, mung bean looked Zhou Xuan up and down, and said affectionately: "Officer Zhou, you have reduced a lot, and your eyes are bigger!" ”

Zhou Xuan's Xiahou tassel beside him had his eyes wide open, his chest rose and fell violently, his pretty face was flushed, he turned around and ran a few steps, holding on to a tree, and vomited.

Zhou Xuan had strong resistance, took a few deep breaths, and held back, the most important thing was that he didn't eat anything, and he couldn't vomit.

Prince Snow Pig pointed to the back of Xiahou's tassel and asked, "Officer Zhou, who is this woman?" Why do you look so nauseous? Don't you hate the shopkeeper? ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "She is my concubine, why did she vomit?" This one, that's because she's pregnant. ”

Xiahou Tassel didn't vomit anything, vomited a few mouthfuls of water, walked back and stood beside Zhou Xuan, hearing Zhou Xuan say that she was pregnant, and her face was flushed with shame.

When Prince Snow Pig heard that Xiahou Tassel was Zhou Xuan's concubine, he widened his eyes, shook his head and sighed.

Zhou Xuan smelled the smell of meat coming from the canopy cabin, so he asked, "What kind of good meat is stewed in the cabin?" ”

Fei Qingdao: "A roe deer hunted last night, cooked by my shopkeeper himself, is really fragrant and mouth-watering." ”

Zhou Xuan didn't expect that Prince Snow Pig would also cook, so he didn't know how his skills were? Then he said: "Let me try it and see if the shopkeeper Liu has any easy-toothed cooking skills?" ”

Prince Snow Pig said happily: "Okay, good, please Zhou Keguan." ”

Fei Qing tightened the cable so that the bow of the boat was against the river bank, so that Zhou Xuan and the Snow Pig Prince could get on board.

Zhou Xuan tied the horse to the shore willow, led the Xiahou tassel on the boat, bent down into the cabin, saw that the front cabin is a place to sit and rest, the rear cabin is a small kitchen, a stove charcoal fire has been extinguished, the stove is full of the aroma of tile bowl meat, the bulkhead hangs several bamboo baskets and bamboo tubes, there are bowls, chopsticks and pans in the bamboo basket, and there are oil, salt, sauce and vinegar in the bamboo tube, which is very complete.

Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing stayed on the shore to wait for Princess Qingle, and they wanted to guard against Wu Yuebing's pursuit, and the Snow Pig Prince followed Zhou Xuan on the boat, and said courteously: "Officer Zhou, please sit in the front cabin, and wait for the shopkeeper to bring you a bowl of meat soup." ”

Zhou Xuan ordered: "Two bowls." ”

The Snow Pig Prince answered, and after a while, he brought two large bowls of roe deer meat and placed them on the low table in front of Zhou Xuan's knee, and handed over a pair of chopsticks, like a fat guy with thoughtful service in the hotel.

Zhou Xuan handed the chopsticks and a bowl of roe deer meat to Xiahou Tassel, and said to the Snow Pig Prince: "Why do two guests give a pair of chopsticks, you shopkeeper doesn't know anything!" ”

The Snow Pig Prince glared at the beautiful Xiahou Tassel, turned around with resentment, and went to get chopsticks for Zhou Xuan.

Zhou Xuan tasted a piece of roe deer meat and praised: "The stew is very good, the heat is just right, the salt is immersed, and the meat soup is extremely delicious - Shopkeeper Liu, I really can't see that you still have this hand!" ”

The snow pig prince was praised by Zhou Xuan, and the fat all over his body was trembling, he was laughing, and his face was colorful: "A long illness becomes a good doctor, this shopkeeper loves food, those mediocre chefs don't like me, just do it yourself, the food that was given to Princess Qingle before was cooked by the shopkeeper himself, the color, fragrance, and taste are good, there is still a lot of distance to go to the Han Kingdom, Zhou Keguan can enjoy the food cooked by the shopkeeper, and you will not want to go home." ”

Zhou Xuan ate happily and said vaguely: "Looking forward to, looking forward to." ”

After eating the fragrant roe deer meat, Zhou Xuan asked how the three Snow Pig Prince escaped from danger in Changxi County, and the Snow Pig Prince said: "Wu Yue's thief army is fierce, the shopkeeper's mount was shot to death, the gang billed the bank and ran with the shopkeeper on his back, the shopkeeper pp was hit by an arrow, the pain was unbearable, and because he didn't see the Zhou Keguan, he was really sad in his heart, so he fell asleep, and when he woke up, he was in a carriage, and the shopkeeper was also worried about the safety of the Zhou Keguan, and the guy Chen Yanshou said that the Zhou Keguan was blessed with a great life, and he had already escaped, and he would wait for the three of me to meet at the foot of the Drum Mountain. So the shopkeeper urged Fei Qing and the two to come to Fuzhou, and when they arrived in Lianjiang, they changed to a boat and killed the boatman's family of three. ”

Zhou Xuan also briefly said goodbye, and naturally did not talk about the entanglement with Xiahou Tassel's father and daughter.

As he was talking, he suddenly heard a short and powerful insect chirp in the cabin, and Zhou Xuanqi said, "Shopkeeper Liu, have you caught a good insect?" ”

The Snow Pig Prince's face was so smiling that he couldn't see his eyes: "Zhou Keguan's insect skills are extraordinary, guess what, what color is this cricket in this shopkeeper?" It was caught in an abandoned house on the riverbank the night before. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Listening to this sound, it should be a fierce insect in the prime of life, either a yellow-backed insect or a green-backed insect, and it is estimated that it is very likely to be a green-backed insect." ”

The Snow Pig Prince slapped his fat hand and praised: "Zhou Keguan really deserves his reputation, please see-" held a clay pot, it was a sturdy green-backed insect, Zhou Xuan had never seen a real battle, I don't know if this cricket has the strength of a lieutenant general? But the rank of major general is stable.

"Wow, shopkeeper Liu, you really deserve to be the grandson of the Jade Emperor, your luck is not ordinarily good, you can catch a green-backed cricket on the way to escape, it's really enviable!"

Now is the peak season of fighting insects, and the fierce insects are maturing one after another, but Zhou Xuan has been exhausted for more than ten days, and he has only seen a few yellow-backed insects yesterday, and speaking of green-backed insects, he has seen them for the first time this year.

The Snow Pig Prince said triumphantly: "What good insects can Zhou Keguan catch?" Let's fight? ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Not yet, but sooner or later I will have to fight with the shopkeeper Liu, and I will win the championship in this year's Five Nations Insect War." ”

After sitting for a while, Xiahou Tassel was a little uneasy, pulled Zhou Xuan's sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Childe, Tassel wants to walk on the shore." ”

Zhou Xuan accompanied Xiahou Tassel ashore and told Prince Snow Pig that they were going to a nearby market town, and Prince Snow Pig watched Zhou Xuan and the two leave on foot with a depressed expression.

Zhou Xuan had asked the old man in the mill before, and learned that there was a small market town three miles west of the mill, and Zhou Xuan and Xiahou Tassel went to this market town.

Zhou Xuan asked: "Tassel, do you have silver?" I'm destitute now. ”

Xiahou tassel said: "Yes." He took out a few pieces of silver from the delicate silk fish bag on his waist and handed them to Zhou Xuan, saying, "I only brought these with me." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Enough, let's find an inn and take a good bath, mandarin duck bath." ”

Xiahou tassel flushed his cheeks, and his heart was uneasy and expectant, and said: "Son, the tassel has a heart of seven up and eight down." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Wait for Mr. Fourth, and the Panda Patriarch to come and discuss again, the Panda Patriarch has many ears and eyes, she should be able to know your father's movements, rest assured, I will never leave your father alone, we will definitely have a happy ending, I promise." ”

Xiahou Tassel held Zhou Xuan's hand and said softly: "Tassel believes that Gongzi can do it." ”

When the two of them arrived at the small market town, they asked for a room in the only inn, so they instructed the store to prepare water, and the store understood and prepared a double bath bucket for the two men to carry to Zhou Xuan's room.

There were no other customers, and the store was bored, fiddling with the abacus, calculating how long the man and woman had been bathing? After more than half an hour, the male guest officer Shi Shiran came out and asked the guy to carry the bath bucket away, and after a while, the female guest officer also came out, her face was ruddy and delicate, and her eyes were full of waves.

Zhou Xuan asked the store to serve food, a bowl of "Buddha jumping over the wall", a plate of crispy duck, and a few vegetables.

Xiahou Tassel didn't drink alcohol, but in order to accompany Zhou Xuan, he also poured a glass, sipped it little by little, looked at Zhou Xuan with clear eyes, suddenly smiled, and said in a low voice: "That Liu Da shopkeeper seems to like - likes men, wouldn't Princess Qingle marry him, wouldn't it-" Xiahou Tassel was embarrassed to continue.

Zhou Xuan smiled "hey" and didn't say much, drinking and eating, now noon has not arrived, Princess Qingle is in Jingxi Town, forty miles away, Lihu is going back and forth, Princess Qingle and they are in a car, it is fast to be able to get here before Shen Shi in the afternoon, so there is no hurry, slowly spend this leisurely time with the tassel, these days are really tired, such days are not Zhou Xuan wants to live, he likes to eat, drink and have fun.

In the drinking room, a fat woman walked in outside the door of the inn and asked the store if she would cook vegetarian dishes? The old owner of her family is a family scholar and only eats vegetarian.

The shopkeeper said: "Who won't do this, just don't use meat oil, the small shop is the best, fungus, mushrooms, golden needles, ginkgo seeds, and the dishes cooked out are better than those with meat oil." ”

The fat woman said, "Okay, hurry up and prepare." After that, he went out in his skirt and greeted a thin black old man, who was wearing a gauze hat, his hands were wrapped in his sleeves, and he was still moving, and the old man was followed by a big man, who was respectful to the old man.

Zhou Xuan only glanced at it, and immediately ate the vegetables by himself, but he was secretly surprised in his heart: "Isn't this the bald donkey Jingquan, why did you come here?" Well, the old bald donkey shouldn't recognize me, I was wearing a mask at the foot of Xuefeng Mountain the night before, hum, this bald donkey hurt me so badly, he is sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth, but it is said that this old bald donkey has very high martial arts, and there are two helpers, so he can't let the tassel take risks, by the way, go and call Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing, and let the masters of the Falcon Gate fight this old bald donkey. ”

Zhou Xuan lightly touched Xiahou Tassel's leg under the table, and Xiahou Tassel thought that Zhou Xuan was teasing her again, blushing, lowering his head, and fanning his eyelashes.

Zhou Xuan was helpless, so he had to really tease her, and stretched out his chopsticks to clip her moist red lips.

Xiahou tassel stepped back, and then he raised his eyes to look at Zhou Xuan, his face was full of shyness, but he saw Zhou Xuan winking at her, dipping his chopsticks in wine, and writing three words on the table - "Monk Jingquan", and then wiped it off, and snorted at the three people who had just come in.

Xiahou Tassel was startled, her big eyes blinked, she turned her back to the three people, and asked in a mouth shape: "Do you want to do it?" ”

Zhou Xuan shook his head and wrote, "I'll go find Shopkeeper Liu's subordinates, you wait." ”

Xiahou Tassel nodded, gently pulled Zhou Xuan's hand, and signaled him to be careful.

Zhou Xuan got up and went out, and said to the store that he was going to call a few friends, the wine and food in this small shop were good, so he walked quickly to the river, thinking that Chen Yanshou's iron rod was the most suitable to knock on the bald head of this bald donkey, and he didn't believe that the two masters of the Falcon Gate could not fight your old bald donkey!

Xiahou tassel sat alone, he didn't know the taste of food, a glass of wine was drunk unconsciously, he poured another glass, and was about to take a sip, when he heard the sound of horses' hooves on the road outside the inn, and a rough voice shouted: "There is an inn here, and go in to eat some wine and rice, nourish your spirit and chase again, I don't believe that kid can escape to the sky!" ”

Xiahou Tassel was so shocked that the wine glass in her hand almost fell off, this was clearly the voice of her father Xiahou Yun, how could it be so coincidental, Daddy also chased here!

Xiahou tassel got up and walked to the backyard guest room, the store saw Zhou Xuan leaving, for fear that this man and woman were eating white food, and kept staring at Xiahou tassel, when he saw her get up and walk quickly to the backyard, he thought she wanted to slip away from the back door, and shouted: "Where is this female guest officer?" I haven't paid for the room and the food yet! ”

Xiahou Tassel whispered, "I'll go back to the room." ”

The shopkeeper saw Xiahou Tassel dressed in a warrior suit, wearing a short knife at his waist, obviously having martial arts, not a cowardly young lady, if he jumped out of the window of the guest room, who would he ask for silver! shouted: "Please pay for the wine and food first, and don't rush to pay for the hotel first." ”

Xiahou tassel silver was given to Zhou Xuan, how could there be silver, and said: "The silver will be given to you later." Just as he was about to flash in, he heard his father's voice at the door of the inn shouting, "Tassel!" ”

"Daddy must be hungry, he smells the wine, and he came in so quickly!" Xiahou Tassel had no choice, so he had to turn around and pretend to smile and said, "Daddy is here, and my daughter is waiting for Daddy." ”

When the shopkeeper saw it, he took it for granted that Zhou Xuan and Xiahou Tassel were eloped, and this father chased him, so it seems that this woman is not relying on his wine money, but wants to avoid her father, and no longer chases Xiahou Tassel for money, and goes to greet Xiahou Yun.