Chapter 400 07 The Pure Man
Gao Ming has always felt that he is a noble, pure, and very tasteful person, and for people like himself, life should be colorful, not like now, and he wants to find a girl all day long.
Looking at Zhou Hong's blushing face beside him, Gao Ming began to carefully think about whether there was something wrong.
After careful consideration, he finally found the answer.
"You can't blame me, if you want to blame it, you can only blame this evil feudal society for its lack of entertainment, so I'm busy making people all day long, it's not my fault, it's the world that's wrong!"
"And the most important thing is that because of low productivity, 99.9% of the people are running for life, only a local tyrant with countless money like me can have the energy to reproduce, I am like a hard-working little bee, which is benefiting the entire Datang!"
Thinking about it like this, Gao Ming suddenly felt that he was quite great, so he smiled again and kissed Zhou Hong.
After a while, the room once again resounded with a rhythmic "popping" sound.
"Smack...... Syllable...... Bang bang bang ......"
With a bowl of water and a flat attitude, after snapping Zhou Hong, Gao Ming went to Meng Xin's courtyard again.
At this time, Meng Xin was dancing with a long whip, so that Gao Ming, who saw this scene, couldn't help but sigh secretly, this is really a woman with both beauty and force value!
However, Gao Ming did not forget the purpose of his visit, and after entering the courtyard, he waved his hand at Meng Xin.
"Hey, hey, Xin'er, stop it, don't practice yet!"
"Oh!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin immediately stopped, then put away the whip in his hand, and ran towards Gao Ming with a smile.
"His Royal Highness the Prince, how about you look at the whip of the concubine?"
"Well, it's okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, let's go, follow me into the house!"
After speaking, Gao Ming immediately took her hand and walked into the house, looking at Gao Ming's hurried appearance, Meng Xin suddenly showed a look of doubt.
"What are you doing in the house? The concubine also has a set of whip methods, and there is no dance for Your Highness to see! ”
"Whipping?"
Hearing Meng Xin's words, Gao Ming immediately raised his eyebrows, and there was a little more smile on his face.
"In fact, the husband also has a set of whip techniques that he wants to dance to show you, this set of whip methods is broad and profound, and it can only be displayed when you enter the house."
"Huh? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also knows the whipping method? ”
As soon as Meng Xin heard Gao Ming say that he also knew the whipping method, she immediately became interested, and she hurriedly dragged Gao Ming into the room, and then couldn't wait to ask.
"Your Highness, you haven't told me what kind of whip you use? Is it a hard whip or a soft whip? Is it a single whip or a double whip? Is it a seven-section whip or a nine-section whip? ”
Listening to Meng Xin's machine gun as if he was about to ask, Gao Ming closed the door and plugged it in without hurry, and then turned around with a wicked smile.
"Hehe, for the husband is a single whip, this whip can be hard or soft, long or short, when it is used like a dragon going to sea, and when it is harvested, it is like a hidden dragon lurking in the abyss."
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Meng Xin's eyes immediately widened, revealing a look of admiration.
"I didn't expect there to be such a divine soldier in the world, but I don't know what kind of whip this whip is? Please also ask Your Highness to show this whip for the concubine to see! ”
"What's so hard about that?"
Hearing Meng Xin's words, Gao Ming immediately ripped off his robe with a "swish", and then straightened his waist.
"Look! Human whip! ”
“……”
Gao Ming adhered to the principle of "invincible if people are cheap", and "took down" Meng Xin without much effort, and soon, the room sounded with a rhythmic "pop".
"Smack...... Syllable...... Bang bang bang ......"
Half an hour later, Gao Ming walked out of Meng Xin's room satisfied, looking at Meng Xin who was still lying on the bed, his face was full of smug smiles.
"Hmph, little goblin, I used to let you, do you think I can't submit you anymore?"
At this time, Gao Ming was like winning a battle, and he couldn't help but sing when he went back.
"The snow-capped mountains are shining with silver light, the Brahmaputra River is turning over the waves, turning over the serfs and singing, and the songs of happiness are spread everywhere......"
When Gao Ming returned to the living room, Su Wan'er was supervising Li Ju and Li Mingda's writing, and when she saw Gao Ming coming back, she immediately saluted Gao Ming.
"Lang Jun, you're back!"
Although Gao Ming was quite unaccustomed to the machismo of feudal society in the past, when it was really his turn, he suddenly "rebelled".
Looking at Su Wan'er's respectful appearance, Gao Ming couldn't help but show a big smile.
"Aha...... Old husband and wife, don't be so outward, eh...... Are you urging your children and sons to study? ”
"Yes, Your Highness, have you gone to the Ordnance Prison again?"
"Ahem...... Yes, that's right! ”
Gao Ming naturally wouldn't tell Su Wan'er that he had just finished "snapping" Zhou Hong and Meng Xin, so he immediately coughed twice to hide his emotions, and then showed a compassionate face.
"In addition to the ordnance superintendent, I also went outside the city to inspect the people, alas...... The people of my Datang are too hard, working at sunrise and resting at sunset, day after day, year after year, as the so-called hoeing day at noon, sweat drops fall into the soil, who knows the Chinese food, uh...... What are you doing, son? ”
It turned out that when Gao Ming's mood was bad, Li Mingda had already run over, lying on top of him, and still wrinkled his little nose and sniffed at him.
After smelling Gao Ming back and forth, Li Mingda immediately ran back to Su Wan'er with a "knock knock", and then pointed at Gao Ming and shouted.
"Sister-in-law, eldest brother he lied, he has the taste of Sister Meng Xin and Sister Zhou Hong!"
Gao Ming: "(⊙o⊙)..."
Su Wan'er: "......"
was exposed on the spot by a little girl, Gao Ming was suddenly a little stunned, and at this moment he wanted to ask Li Mingda well.
You're such a, does your dad know it? The nose is so smart, are you Springer or Labrador?
Looking at Su Wan'er with a stunned face, Gao Ming didn't mention how embarrassing it was, he suddenly looked left and right, looking for an opportunity to resolve this embarrassment.
Soon, Gao Ming found his target - Li Ju, who was staring at him with a pair of innocent eyes!
After seeing Li Jue, Gao Ming's expression suddenly moved, and then he slowly walked in front of him and gently touched his little head.
"Ju'er, do you know what is the most important thing for our Li clan as the royal family of the Tang Dynasty? Tell you, it's the waist, because only a good waist can ......"
"Ahh I can't listen! ”
Before Gao Ming could finish speaking, Su Wan'er screamed, and then quickly ran over and covered Li Ju's ears, hugged him and walked out.
Before leaving, he glared at Gao Ming with a shy face.
"Ju'er is still so young, how could Lang Jun teach him this!"
After speaking, she left the house without looking back, and her hurried steps seemed to be avoiding some flood beast.
Looking at the back of Su Wan'er leaving, Gao Ming was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time before he let out a long sigh.
"Alas...... I just want to tell Li Ju that only a good waist can carry the Tang Dynasty, where did this woman go? My mind is not pure at all, and I don't know how to learn more from me......"