Chapter Eighty-Seven: Mission Impossible
In modern terms, this ambition of the little emperor is an "impossible task".
If you want to get out of the palace, first of all, you have to "have no study today".
It is useless to withdraw from the study and pass on the decree by yourself, then, there are only two ways, one, pretend to be sick; Second, the master gave him a vacation.
Pretending to be sick will immediately attract the imperial doctor - whether it is the Taiji Hall or the Changchun Palace, no one dares not to pass on the imperial doctor. When the Imperial Doctor arrived, a pulse and a ridiculous mirror were about to be shattered.
The little emperor even thought, simply, pour cold water on his head and toss himself sick! If you're really sick - no! If you are really sick, you don't have to go to the study, but you must "stay in bed" and take medicine on time, when the time comes, let alone the Forbidden City, even the Taiji Hall will not be able to get out!
Also, I'm the emperor, I'm ...... You can be so embarrassed!
The master gave him a vacation?
Well, Master Wang is definitely willing, what about Master Wa? Hehe, the little emperor secretly smiled bitterly: dream! I can't even dream of it!
Also, Wu Ren's homework is in front, Wang Qingqi's homework is behind, and Wu Ren's homework has been taught, and that morning, if the cabinet and the Hanlin Academy have no other affairs to deal with, he will not leave the Hongde Palace. In this case, it is not so convenient for Wang Qingqi to take the little emperor's leave. Occasionally, the old master may not interfere, but if he does it too many times, he will definitely be unhappy, and he will definitely speak out against it. The master of Hongde Palace, although there is no master and slave on the table, Wang Qingqi's qualifications are much shallower than those of Wuren, and he is more than a generation shorter. The envoys of the Hongdeden were divided. Wang Qingqi could not fail to respect Wu Ren's opinion. Otherwise. If there is a disturbance, the matter will definitely reach the queen mother.
After thinking about it, this thought popped up in the little emperor's mind: If, Master Wa...... Sick?
His heart was pounding.
Ahead, it was as if a door suddenly opened.
The little emperor held back his excitement and said to himself: Master Wa is a lot older. What's so strange about getting sick? It's not that you can't afford to get sick, just get sick...... Ten days and a half months will be fine!
This matter, for a while, can't be figured out through the front and after, let it go for a while, and continue to think about it-
Well, assuming that there is no "study" in the morning, then, after lunch, there is only "Chinese" class left in the afternoon.
This shouldn't be difficult!
Those who teach the "Chinese" are not called "masters". It's called "Chenda", and they are all full of people. Although nominally it is also regarded as "entering the Hongde Palace", but the status is far from the "masters" of the serious study and Hongde Hall such as Wuren and Wang Qingqi, and the princes - of course, including the little emperor - cannot be compared with the "masters" in the etiquette of "Zhida", they are actually servants to "Zhida" - in fact, "Zhida" is indeed their "minions".
Therefore, the little emperor was sure that he would use both soft and hard, and called "Chenda" to obediently take his vacation.
Now that the "holiday" is in hand, there are only two troubles left.
A troublesome thing is to get rid of the large group of eunuchs who call and hug each other before and after their usual trips - although the method has not yet been decided, it should not be too difficult; Another thing is really troublesome: how to pass the guards and guards guarding the palace gate?
The little emperor had a headache, but he still couldn't get the point, so he sought it from Xiao Lizi.
Although the little emperor is in the second middle school, he also understands that if he wants to leave the palace, Xiao Lizi's help is absolutely indispensable. He also has the illusion that Xiao Lizi was punished by the emperor's mother because of the matter of "withdrawing the study", so in this matter, he should be "the same enemy" as himself.
As soon as Xiao Lizi heard this, he knelt down with a "poof": "Long live Lord, you will spare the minions!" The head of the minion still wants to stay on his neck and serve you for a few more years! β
"Alright, alright, here it is again!" The little emperor said impatiently, "Let you use your brain, not lose your brain!" I always say that the difficulty of the size of a needle's eye is big! It's just lazy, it's just unwilling to contribute! β
Xiao Lizi said with a sad face: "How dare the slave not help? But that's not possible! In the palace, there are more people who are fortunate enough to see Tianyan, and the guards and guards guarding the door have the most poisonous eyes, how can they hide it? β
"I can hide in the car......"
"Long live the lord, the car, the sedan chair, in and out of the palace gate, all have to open the curtain and check carefully!"
"I can pretend to be a little eunuch......"
"Uh, long live the ...... Uh, uh...... Oh, that's right, 'Dragon's Posture'! How can you dress up as a little eunuch? The slave said, how to pretend to ...... Well, it's not like that! Besides, eunuchs must have waist cards when they enter and leave the palace gate, and before leaving the palace, they go to the worship room to receive it; After returning to the palace, hand it back to the worship room, this, this, there is no way to fake! β
The little emperor ran out of tricks, kicked Xiao Lizi lightly, and scolded: "You dead minion, what do I say, you can block it?" β
"How dare a minion...... Long live the block? It's really ...... A piece of courage and loyalty! β
After a pause, he said: "Besides, even if we can get out of the palace, but in case, before we rush back to the palace, the Queen Mother will send someone to invite, or, like today, ......"
"Don't think about him yet! Think about how to get out of the palace first! β
The little emperor paced back and forth a few steps, stomped his foot, and said viciously: "I don't care! Anyway, you've got to figure it out for me! Otherwiseβ"
Xiao Lizi kowtowed heavily, and his voice was already crying: "Long live Lord, this thing is really undoable!" It's not just about breaking the minion's legs, it's really ...... No matter how much a minion grows an extra head, it's not enough to cut off! β
The little emperor said coldly: "What, if you don't do it, I won't be able to cut off your head?" β
Xiao Li Zi was stunned, and the cold hairs on his body stood up - he knew that the little emperor's words were not empty white teeth to scare people!
Why didn't the little Guizi in front of him have it? The people in the palace are secretly saying that it is actually Long Live Lord-
"You don't do it," said the little emperor's voice, dryly, "and you know what will happen; If you do it, if it happens, your benefits will be great! To do it or not to do it, you ...... Hmph, let's do it! β
After being silent for a while, Xiao Lizi said in a low voice: "But, Long live the Lord always has to allow the slave for a few days......"
"Hmph, that's a good sentence. But don't try to fool me - I can't wait forever! So, here you go...... Ten days! When the time comes, I can't think of a way to see how I clean you up! β
"Ten days?!"
"What, too long? That's five days! β
"No, no, it's just ten days!"
In fact, the little emperor also knows that the matter of leaving the palace is whimsical, and it is indeed not something that can be done, and the ten-day deadline is up, if Xiao Lizi can't do it, he may not really want to cut off Xiao Lizi's head. However, this minion, if you don't push it harder, how can he be willing to use all his strength to run errands?
*(To be continued.) )