Chapter 50: Escape from the Tiger Prison
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"Hello everyone! I'm everyone's Brother Qing! Now my Liangzhou boyfriends and girlfriends and I are in front of the famous Bishui Pass! Everyone hurried silently, only Ximenqing was enjoying himself. In fact, otherwise, after passing this Xiongguan, it will really be out of Boss Cao's sphere of influence. For Ximenqing, a person who wants to escape but doesn't dare to escape, this is the last chance.
Ximenqing's favorite online shooting survival game before crossing over, the characteristics of this game must be known to everyone. And before the crossing, he liked to be in the top ten after slaughtering robots, and even chickens. According to his shameless theory: he is a very freewheeling beautiful man, and he will never do anything that desperately works! As for the NO.1 that all online players are actively striving for, for him, what is his will be sent to him. Otherwise! It's a grand goal that can't be achieved even by pulling out the hairs on the head.
Now Ximenqing is trying his best to do the things he is most familiar with and most unfamiliar with. Because Cao Ying's espionage rights were scattered in the hands of Guo Jia, Xun Yu, and Cheng Yu, he Ximenqing didn't know whether there were still his own forces operating in the west of Bishui Pass.
But when I thought of the sad life after being coerced by Miss Ma to Xiliang. He Ximenqing had to make every last effort to send "SOS" to Cao Ying or the spy system he and the Mi family jointly established, expecting it to be whoever it was! Quickly rescue yourself from Miss Martha's clutches.
"Hahahaha! People don't know me! It does not matter! But haven't you really heard of the popular song club in Yuzhou? That scene was quite hot! Ximenqing tried his best to expose himself to the eyes of everyone. At this moment, his face was bright and even a little crazy, but he was secretly crying in his heart, circulating the "SOS" international distress signal without a brain. Hurry up! I can't take it anymore! Hurry up! It doesn't matter if it's a spring or the sea!
Ximenqing sang and danced before the pass, and his body was almost deformed, and the news that he received from such a vigorous performance was: "Alas! The world is going down! No matter how poor you are, you can't forget etiquette! Look at your looks! Behavior is indeed so unusual! Oh my God! Rain down a bolt of thunder and slash that well-dressed beast to death! ”
"Ahh Everything was fine today, but since I saw that shameless guy twisted like that in front of the city gates! My eyes hurt so much! No way! Can't help it! I'm going to see Langzhong! Where's Lang Zhong! I'm blind! "Hahahaha! It's so exciting! I can't imagine that there are Han people who can sing and dance like us! But I have to say it's still ugly! Such negative news slapped on Ximenqing's small body like a tidal wave, but he didn't want to work under a woman forever!
Ximenqing is still trying his best to perform this: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky!" Let me keep you with all my heart! Stay! Pound, who was standing on the side, was unhappy: "Ahem, cough, cough!" Miss! The bookkeeper you caught can't be sick! Ever since he went to a crowded place, he had gone crazy! It doesn't matter if he's sick! You can't spoil the name of the Xiliang fierce general that my Pang De finally killed from the sea of corpses and blood! "Hahahaha! I had no idea he was such a funny guy! Lingming! Isn't it funny to look at his bear-like appearance? Miss Ma smiled flamboyantly, which embarrassed Pound, a veteran of the battlefield.
"General Pang! What are you always staring at the eldest lady? You don't mean that to the eldest lady, do you? The maid Xiaoqing saw that Pang De had been staring at Ma Yunlu, and she was secretly a little jealous in her heart. Not! I, Pound, will not be interesting to the eldest lady! "What! Bond! You have the ability to repeat what you just said! When Ma Yunlu heard Pang De's words, he immediately became angry, and said secretly in his heart: What do you mean? Miss Ben is the most beautiful snow lotus in the official family of Liangzhou, do you dare to be interesting to Miss Ben? Wrong! Yes! It's all messed up!
The maid Xiaoqing saw Ma Yunlu's appearance of wanting to be scratched by a cat's paws, and she was secretly proud in her heart: offending this girl is offending the eldest lady! Pound! Bond! Don't look at your fierce and vicious appearances on weekdays, it will be a matter of time before you marry this girl home with a sedan chair! Well! Is it next spring? Or next fall? Yes! What a shame!
Over there, Ximenqing was still trying to escape from the clutches of Miss Ma, performing all kinds of dramas to the people who came and went in Bishui Pass. After a short break, the song was sung again: "The white clouds are floating in the blue sky, and the horses are running under the white clouds." Wave the whip in all directions, and a hundred birds will fly together! ”
"Yo! I've been standing here for a long time! Finally, there's a song that catches your ears! Promise! Lao Tzu will give you a reward! A group of people with various blades appeared in front of Ximenqing and smashed them at Ximenqing with three or five copper plates. Maybe Ximen Qing didn't drink water for too long, and he made a riot in front of the city gate for a long time. He just lay down, foaming at the mouth and twitching on all fours.
"Hey! Another unblessed fellow! Let's go and strip him of his good clothes, brethren! You can also change the pot of rice wine to drink! "That's right! Walk! "A group of people are going to step forward and pull Ximen Qing who is still in the play clean." Who dares! Here, Miss Ma shook her whip and shouted. Yo Yo Yo! Still a hot one! You tell me honestly! Is that sick man the man you raised? Little girl! Seeing a beautiful girl halfway through, the gang of pranksters became even more excited.
"Presumptuous! Where did the local chicken tile dog dare to be rude to my eldest lady! The maid Xiaoqing threw the little teddy in her arms and scolded the gang of pranksters. Hehe! This uncle is lucky, he just came out of the city and met such a few good goods! Brethren will be damned if they don't make money! "Okay! Just it in broad daylight! A group of people surrounded Miss Ma, the maid Xiaoqing and Cheng Pound silently.
"Smack" is a whip that hits a splashy face, and the splashy skin keeps rolling on the ground and howls loudly: "Ah! I'm blind! Yes! The leader shouted: "Up! All go and avenge the four monkeys! If you don't pay attention to righteousness, I will kill his whole family! In this way, things happened as Ximen Qing expected, and the two sides of the people and horses came and went outside the city gate, stirring up a burst of yellow sand.
Ximenqing took advantage of the chaos and rolled to the side, regardless of the yellow sand on his body. Spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm at the city gate, and took his little teddy in his arms and whistled loudly to the east. There was a sound of horses' hooves from far and near, this was a good horse on call, and he obediently helped Ximenqing lick and wash his dirty face full of yellow sand. Ximen Qingshang Ma Lai shouted at Ma Yunlu: "Hahahaha! I won't go with Miss Ma to that place in Xiliang! Next time, if there are good horses sent directly to my house, I will cover all your horses! There will be a period later! Hahahaha! ”