Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han XVII, the fatter the more beautiful
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The thinker Gan Simou was waiting for Li Kun to come back in the tent of King Jing's Li Kundi, when he suddenly heard the shouts around the racecourse: "Long live my emperor!" Long live our emperor!" Step out of the tent and take a look. It turned out that Emperor Li Yu personally rode a fiery red horse and jogged around the field. A team of Yu Linwei dressed in colorful horses followed, but there was a man riding a big white horse riding with Li Yu. It seems to be a woman, wearing a hat with a cutting-edge, a light blue tunic and light blue leeches, this outfit has never been seen before, neat and handsome, heroic -
It happened that Li Kun came over at this time. Gan Simou asked, "Lord Wang." Who is the white horse next to Your Majesty? Ran ahead of His Majesty?"
Li Kun squinted his eyes and stared at the white horse's upright back, and said, "Who else can there be besides the queen mother!"
Li Kun hadn't seen his uncle and mother for three months, and the deformed lust in his heart became more and more intense. For more than 20 years, he felt that his uncle and mother were not old. On the contrary, it became more and more beautiful, which made him dream, and the people of the country said that Princess Qingle was beautiful. But in his heart. My aunt and uncle are unique. He has had a crush on this uncle since he was sensible.
Gan Simou said: "Niangniang really likes fancy dresses, and it is very suitable for horseback riding." β
Xiao Zhouhou's dress today is said to be designed by Zhou Xuan. This made Li Kun feel very uncomfortable, jealous and hateful. He said in a low voice: "Don't talk about this, I just chatted with the princess for a while." The princess was really extremely dissatisfied with the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty, but it seemed that Zhou Xuan had promised her something, and she reluctantly agreed to go to the Southern Han Dynasty. β
Gan Enmou said: "Zhou Xuan is the best at rhetoric, and the son of Lianchang fell for him last time." I actually believed that he was ordered to go to Qingyuan, and yesterday there was news from Jianzhou that Chen Kai led 30,000 soldiers and horses through Xianxialing at the end of last month. War with the Qingyuan Army. β
Li Kun said: "Maybe it's out of Zhou Xuan's so-called strategizing, hehe." The Qingyuan Army has been training for many years. The soldiers are strong. Chen Kai can use soldiers. The 20,000 new troops had only been training for five months. Can you beat the Qingyuan Army?"
Gan Simou said: "If Chen Kai suffers defeat. The prince can instigate the ministers of the DPRK and China to jointly impeach Chen Kai. And found out that Zhou Xuan, the mastermind of the use of soldiers, and even the East Palace, celebrated the birthday of the whole country. Chen Kai abused his power to use troops against Qingyuan. This is a taboo, lord, this is a good opportunity. β
Li Kun said: "What if Chen Kai wins?"
Gan Simou said: "The terrain in central Fujian is dangerous, and it is mostly easy to defend and difficult to attack. It's not hard to win once. It is extremely difficult to win a big victory, and this battle is bound to be protracted. The inner mansion was already empty, and how many days could it be supported by the 100,000 taels of silver donated by those two merchants? The crime of losing money and putting the country in danger. Chen Kai and Zhou Xuan can't escape. β
Li Kun nodded and said, "Mr. Gan's analysis is right. However, Zhou Xuan was favored by the emperor. It's easy to ask Chen Kai about his sin. Ask Zhou Xuandi about his crimes. After all, Zhou Xuan did not participate in the war, and this king thought that if he wanted to put Zhou Xuan to death, he had to start from the last time he married the Southern Han. β
Gan Simou nodded. Asked: "What did the prince just say that Zhou Xuan promised the princess?"
Li Kun said: "According to the ears and eyes in the palace. The princess was reluctant to marry the Southern Han. He went on a hunger strike. was persuaded by Zhou Xuan to change his mind. Could it be that Zhou Xuan promised the princess to help her find a way not to go to the Southern Han Dynasty? Could it be that he wants to kill the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty on the way to the Southern Han Dynasty and bring the princess back to Jinling to be a concubine?"
Gan Simou exclaimed: "Zhou Xuan has such a big courage?"
Li Kun smiled gloomily: "It's hard to say." This man is bold. He painted underwear portraits for the princess in the palace, and the queen mother actually connived at it, it is really a country that will not be a country, and there will be demons. Zhou Xuan is the demon of my Tang Kingdom!"
Gan Simou frowned and said: "Zhou Xuan's subordinates are quite strong in martial arts. But if he really wants to deal with the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty, wouldn't he be resistant? It will inevitably lead to the Southern Han Dynasty attacking our Tang Kingdom. It's a terrible sin. β
Li Kun said: "Maybe he will blame others, making people think that the death of the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty has nothing to do with him, such as blaming Wu Yue and blaming the rebel Zhang Sheng of the Southern Han Dynasty, hum." must not let him succeed, he must use the hand of the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty to get rid of Zhou Xuan, this person is a thorn in my eye and a thorn in my flesh, and I will not get rid of it for a day. It's hard to sleep. β
Gan Simou said: "The subordinates will arrange it, and they can install the prince and the local people among the followers who went to the Southern Han Dynasty with the princess." And there are already eyes and ears in Jingxu Palace. and he shall go south with the princess. Zhou Xuan and the princess couldn't hide their every move from the prince. β
Li Kun nodded reservedly and thought: "Every time I designed to deal with Zhou Xuan in the past, it was in vain, but it made Zhou Xuan a blessing in disguise, and the more mixed up the better." We must not miss again this time. Zhou Xuan boy. Your good fortune should run out!"
Over there, Zhou Xuan accompanied Liu Shousu, the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty, and finally persuaded this snow pig prince that Princess Qingle couldn't let him see it. You can only see it when you go back to Xingwangfu.
Liu Shousu said: "Zhou Marriage Envoy must have seen your princess cousin." Since the palace can't be seen for the time being, it's always okay to ask the princess about her appearance, right?"
Zhou Xuan nodded and said, "Prince Liu, please ask." Xin said: "I call the princess ugly, you are not so enthusiastic, buddy acts as a painter Mao Yanshou - the origin of the attitude can't be painted." At that time, Mao Yanshou was killed in vain, Mao Yanshou was a good person. β
Liu Shousu asked: "How is the public body's posture?" Is it fiber or indigo?"
Zhou Xuan didn't understand again. He understands the word "Slender Catch" written on paper, and he understands it. Describe the beauty as neither fat nor thin. But who would use this word in colloquial language, this snow pig prince likes to pretend to be erudite in this way, and Zhou Xuan was stunned when he saw it. He smiled proudly: "Just ask the princess if she is fat or thin?"
Zhou Xuan raised a middle finger at Liu Shousu. He replied, "Her Royal Highness the princess is more plump. I'm trying to lose weight at the moment, thoughβ"
"Ahh The Snow Pig Prince exclaimed, "Absolutely not. Never!"
"What must not?" Zhou Xuan said that Princess Qingle was a fat girl, but he didn't want Liu Shousu to think about it too much.
The Snow Pig Prince said: "Zhou Marriage Envoy, you must tell the princess on behalf of the palace." You must not lose weight, the fatter the better. The fatter, the more beautiful. Hongu likes it the most. β
Zhou Xuan was dumbfounded. I thought about it. said: "But Her Royal Highness the princess has successfully lost weight. It's slim now. The king of Chu has a thin waist. Able to do palm dance. β
The Snow Pig Prince sighed for a moment, extremely annoyed, and said for a while: "It's okay. The princess was once obese, so it was easy to get fat again. On the way to the Southern Han Dynasty, let the princess eat and drink with the palace, but I am afraid that when I arrive at the Baoqing Palace of Xingwangfu, it will be extremely fat, and then it will be wonderful to spend candles in the cave room. β
Zhou Xuan was speechless. Princess Qingle really doesn't know what she will be tossed into when she falls into the hands of this guy!
The Snow Pig Prince asked again, "How tall is the princess?"
Zhou Xuan looked at the green hat on the snow boar prince's skull. said: "The same height as His Highness." β
The Snow Pig Prince slapped his fat hand and praised: "Great, the best couple of the real palace." Hongu likes to be tall and fat. β
The equestrian show is over. Li Yu went to Taimiao to worship his ancestors and parade in Beicheng. In the afternoon, he returned to Daxing Palace, and feasted the ministers and the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty in the Calyx Xianghui Building, and drank the banquet from the afternoon until twilight.
Li Yu was gray-haired and red-faced, and said loudly: "Today is my 60th birthday. Everyone, Aiqing's poems, birthday gifts, one by one. β
All the ministers recommended the scholars of the Xiandian University to first present longevity poems and longevity words, saying that the Shinshu County is a great talent, and there will be excellent works.
Li Yu glanced at Zhou Xuan. said with a smile: "Zhou Aiqing is not busy offering poems first, and I will test him later." Zhong Aiqing came in turn, and Cao Da Sima began. β
Cao Da Sima, the head of the Three Princes, chanted a five-character poem aloud. Naturally, it won a round of applause. There were more than 100 officials here. This recitation of poems one by one is also dull and boring enough. All kinds of voices, all kinds of tones, one after another. Until the night is deep and the stars are shining.
The eunuchs on duty led the officials to bow to the emperor and congratulate him on his birthday, and then withdrew from Daxing Palace one after another, and returned to the palace. Only the crown prince Li Jian, King Jing Li Kun, Zhou Xuan, and the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty Liu Shousu continued to stay, and there were also the crown princess, Princess Jing, and the duchess of Xinzhou County Qin Que after Xiao Zhou.
Li Yu asked Xiao Zhou to lead the crown princess and the princess to the main hall here, and Princess Qingle did not let the snow pig prince see it through the screen.
Li Yu looked around. said: "Now it's a family dinner." People are born on their birthdays. When I think about the grace of my parents' upbringing, I am now 60 years old, reminiscing about the old age, and kneeling with my parents. Look at Morning Glory Vega. It's like yesterday. Now yin and yang are separated. Tears of thought. β
Xiao Zhouhou smiled and comforted Li Yu a few words. Then he said: "On the eve of the birthday of the people of my Tang Kingdom, there is a custom of night travel. Your Majesty is in high spirits today. Why not follow the example of the people? Rejoice with the people?"
Li Yuxi said: "I have long had this intention. I don't know where the night is the most beautiful? I grew up in the deep palace. The beautiful scenery of the mountains and rivers is hard to come by. β
Li Jian looked at Zhou Xuan. He bowed down and said, "Father, my son has already thought of my father." On the beauty of Jinling at night. There is no more than the Qinhuai River, today's Longevity Festival. In order to celebrate the birthday of their father, the people of Jinling put up lanterns. Singing and dancing. Ten miles of Qinhuai is also like day. The son is willing to accompany his father on a trip. β
Li Yu said with a smile: "Okay, let's go boating on the Qinhuai River, and I will also test Zhou Xuan's talent for poetry." β