Hearing Pan Mei say this, perhaps because he had deeply experienced the strong combat effectiveness of those civil officials who scolded people without dirty words, the party was silent.

However, it is terrible to say that there is no culture, the ignorant are fearless, and after only a moment of silence, the party Jin shouted again: "Regardless of his ball, Lao Tzu has mixed up with this status, and I am afraid that those birdmen will do something!" Regardless of the heavens and the earth, can you still care about Lao Tzu's shit and fart! ”

"Actually, the two uncles don't have to worry so much. This straw paper is inexpensive, it is not fine paper for writing, and there is no so-called insulting Sven. There is a first, and the first person to use the toilet must have been criticized by the population. In the future, as long as the saint can take the lead in using straw paper, and slowly everyone in the world will feel that using straw paper is better than using toilet chips, and subtly, so that those literati will also use straw paper unconsciously, then they will have nothing to say at that time. ”

Seeing that the two were going to continue to fight, Li Junwen hurriedly persuaded him.

"Come on, come on, come with me and see another new thing!"

When everyone heard that there were still new things, they hurriedly closed their voices and followed Li Junwen together.

Li Junwen led everyone to a place not far from the thatched house, which was the bathroom of the Li family. The Li family does not have a special bathroom, and Li Junwen specially set it up because he felt inconvenient to take a bath.

In this era, in the summer, the men are in the courtyard in the open air to shower, or to the river outside the city to bathe, the female dependents are in the house with a bath bucket bath, catch up with the cold weather, the northerners are not much bath drops, really not good to go into the house and rub a few times, otherwise why are there so many black-faced men in the north, that is not black, that is mud......

This is a fatal blow to Li Junwen, who has lived in the south since he was a child, and has to take a bath every day in the area where there is no shortage of water. Although we are in different times, we can't bathe every day, but we still have to wash when it's time to take a bath. So, there is the bathroom of the Li family. The bathroom is also a wooden house, three meters square, there is a shelf on the wooden roof to put a large wooden barrel, used to hold the hot water for bathing, above the wooden barrel with a large bamboo pipe to lead the kitchen boiling bath water to the bucket, under the wooden barrel is Li Junwen's self-made wooden shower, it took a lot of effort to make this shower, the old carpenter at the entrance of the alley insisted on charging his usual salary, and the distressed Li Junwen sighed. Although the effect and pressure of the water cannot be compared with that of later generations, it is not a little better than scooping up water and bathing. The barrel is also equipped with a handle to control the water output of the shower, so as to achieve the purpose of saving water. Li Junwen sincerely admired the handicraft ability of the ancient working people, just such a finely made handle can reflect the diligence and wisdom of the Chinese nation, and the assembly line of later generations will never be able to produce this kind of artwork.

When he came to the Song Dynasty, the most headache for Li Junwen was not taking a bath, but washing his hair. If you want to take a bath, you can also go to the river to take a dip and take a shower, but you will suffer from washing your hair. The so-called "body hair and skin, parents who receive it", ancient people did not cut their hair without special circumstances, and their hair was trimmed and trimmed when it was long, and that length was also unbearable for Li Junwen. Li Junwen didn't know how women washed their long hair, but he really couldn't stand it if he wanted to wash it in a basin or in the river with a lot of hair floating in the basin or river, like Sadako. But standing in the shower is different, not only can you take a shower by yourself without help, but you can also wash your hair together, killing two birds with one stone.

It cost Li Yanbiao a lot of money to renovate this thatched house and bathroom, and when he thought of the white silver, Li Yanbiao was still distressed. This bear child doesn't know the price of firewood and rice, and after being struck by lightning and waking up, he can make it vigorously, and people have become more expensive, and he feels that this is not good at home. In the past, Li Yanbiao had already whipped Li Junwen with a stick. But his son has just been robbed, and his mother-in-law is distressed, and everything is with him, so he tosses around, mainly because the financial power is not in his hands, and Li Yanbiao also dares to be angry and dare not speak. Fortunately, the things that came out of the toss were quite practical, although the money was spent, but it was not wasted, and Li Yanbiao slowly accepted it in his heart.

"Brother Chun, did you come up with this yourself?" After digesting Li Junwen's novelties, Pan Mei asked suspiciously.

He couldn't believe that a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy could come up with such a novelty. You said that he was talented since he was a child, and there are prodigies in the history of marquis, but I haven't seen anyone at this age who can come up with these things, and he was a stupid big man not long ago......

"Well, that's it. Since this baby was struck by lightning, when he woke up, he was messing with these unobtrusive things, and his mother and I were about to die! Li Yanbiao said half happily and half worriedly, and the words couldn't be hidden.

Dang Jin and Pan Mei immediately flew a roll of their eyes to Li Yanbiao.

"You old turtle grandson, you get cheap and sell well, if you can really be so enlightened by thunder, I also plan to send my son to let the thunder split a few times!"

Dang Jin said, while speaking, he looked at Pan Weizheng behind Pan Mei, and Pan Wei was in a cold sweat, afraid that Pan Mei would not be able to think of being like Dang Jin for a while, so he would be struck by lightning a few times.

"Uncle Dang laughed, I don't know if it was struck by lightning, anyway, after I woke up, these things popped up in my head, and I thought it might be useful, so I found someone to make it." Li Junwen prevaricated.

At this time, the old Taoist priest came to Li Junwen's side like a ghost, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Boy, not bad, quite capable!" It seems that you were struck by that lightning for a reason! As the saying goes, the heavens will descend on people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically, so they are tempted to endure and benefit what they can't ......"

The old Taoist priest chattered endlessly, and Li Junwen was dizzy when he heard it, he wiped the spit on his face, clapped his hands and asked, "It's really a matter of increasing knowledge, it's just that the Taoist chief, what is the purpose of what you are talking about?"

"I don't mean to, I just seem to be knowledgeable!" The old Taoist priest raised his head and said in a chic manner.

"......" was speechless all around, and a group of big bosses looked embarrassed.

"Isn't it upset?" The old Taoist priest continued to make mistakes.

"Yes!"

"Do you want to hit me?"

"Really?" Li Junwen was eager to try.

"It's a pity you can't beat me! Hey, hey, hey......" The old Taoist priest couldn't write two cheap words with one stroke on his face.

"......" Li Junwen thought for a moment and put down his hands weakly.

"Dao Chief, ask a question!"

"Say!"

"Are all the Taoist priests of your faction as cheap as you? Why don't you set up a Huashan Cheap Sect......"

"Hahaha......"

A burst of laughter erupted around, and watching the master and apprentice arguing, Pan Mei and the others all smiled.

"With your attitude, how can I consider taking you as an apprentice!" The old Taoist priest said with his nostrils facing the sky.

"Really, fake, oh, Dao Chief?"

"Monks don't speak!"

"What a monk, you are a Taoist, not a monk!"

"Taoist priests are also monks!"

"The monks still beat Du Yanei to death?"

"You...... I'd love to beat you to death right now! The old Taoist priest gritted his teeth and said.

"Although the old fairy does it, you don't have to give me face!" Li Yanbiao saw that the old immortal was willing to accept his son as an apprentice, so he was excited to quickly mend the knife in a timely manner, and he didn't have the consciousness of being a parent at all.

"Master is above, bow to the apprentice!" Li Junwen accepted it when he saw it, and knelt down with his fists clenched. Just kidding, if you don't accept it, you will be sold by your father.