Chapter 2: Teasing the Witch
Du Jia sat up suddenly, everyone was startled, although he also opened his eyes before, but everyone thought that he would definitely have to recover for a while, and suddenly brushed up, everyone's eyes were focused on him, even the witch Mother Li who pretended to be a ghost and talked endlessly.
However, Du Jia himself regretted it a little at this time, as a party to the case, of course he knew how nonsense this Li's mother was, her invitation to God was simply acting, it turned out that this body was already finished, if it wasn't for his own soul injection, he would be a dead man, where is there anything to say about exorcism?
And this Mother Li is still a fucking lion with a big mouth, these ancients more than a thousand years ago don't know, but how can Du Jia not understand, what to say about the offering to the old man is actually for her old man to enjoy, to say that this cow and three sheep are already a lot for the countrymen, and ordinary farmers can't earn so much.
If this Aunt Li just stopped, it would be fine, but she actually asked for a lot of extra things and five hundred yuan in cash, which is simply astronomical for the peasant family, although Du Ping's family background as the owner of this village is acceptable, but don't forget what era it is now, there are many harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes, bandits and scoundrels are everywhere, and the landlord's family has no surplus grain.
If you really want to take out this money, Du Ping and their family will basically have to take out half of it, Du Jia fully understands from his memory that Du Ping and his wife are doing their best for this son, and of course he can't watch them lose money now.
However, Du Jia sat up and remembered that this was more than a thousand years ago, at this time, the common people were generally in awe of ghosts and gods, especially in the countryside, so there were so many gods and witches, many superstitious people even went to Langzhong when they were sick, but invited the gods, if he reprimanded this Aunt Li in public for pretending to be a ghost, it is estimated that everyone will not believe it, I am afraid that he will have to end up with an ungrateful reputation!
So you must not do this, Du Jia reacted very quickly, and immediately thought of a countermeasure as soon as he had an idea, since I can't say it clearly, why don't I plan and give back to him in his way?
Thinking of this, Du Jia's eyes immediately rolled up like Mother Li just now, revealing the whites of her eyes, and then said in a deep voice: "I am Wei Chi Jingde, what are you waiting for me, why don't you talk about it quickly?" ”
Everyone was stunned again, Wei Chi Jingde? Isn't this a fierce general under the command of Tang Taizong, who has always been known for his heroic and domineering temper, and is also loved by many people in later generations, and now there are two major gods of him and Qin Shubao on the door of Du Ping's house, but no one knows that it was this glimpse at the critical moment just now that inspired Du Jia.
Everyone hurriedly knelt down in a big way, this is a god who is higher than the status of the city god I don't know how many times, especially this legendary man is in a hurry, in case he is angry, everyone can't eat and walk away.
That Aunt Li was also stunned, but after all, she also ate this line of food, and still replied in disbelief: "Lord Qiyu Yuchi, this Dujia prince was violated by evil spirits before, but fortunately, the old man invited Lord Chenghuang to drive away the evil spirits, and he didn't work hard to do it." ”
This Aunt Li is also cunning, she saw that the situation was not good for her, and it was likely to affect her income, so she came up with such a trick to delay the army, no matter whether this Wei Chi Jingde is true or not, will it be over if I coax you away?
Du Jia sneered in his heart, the old beggar, there is really you, you are still playing this kind of trick in front of Lao Tzu, it seems that you must not underestimate these ancients, although they have more than a thousand years of vision and knowledge than them, but they also have their own wisdom and skills, an old woman in the countryside is so difficult to deal with, those heroes in Liangshan and other places and those big and small officials are so tricky It can be imagined.
However, this aroused Du Jia's fighting spirit, in his previous life, he was suppressed by the cold social rules, although his various efforts were no chance, and in the end he ended up with a wrongful end, but this time the rebirth is different, he is determined to break through here, make him upside down, and never die!
So Du Jia immediately glared at him and shouted: "With me here, what evil dares to come to seek death?" What do you know, this son is the Emperor of the Heavenly East Tianqingmu Emperor, but he himself has not yet known, this god is specially ordered to point to him, now he is sober, you and the little hair god are to give me a quick retreat, there must be no mistake! ”
Everyone was in an uproar, and then looked at Du Jia's eyes immediately different, completely in awe, Du Jia pretended to shake his head at this time, pretending that Wei Chi Jingde had left his body, and then opened his eyes and asked strangely: "Dad, mother, fellow villagers, why are you here?" Did something happen? ”
Hearing that Du Jia's voice returned to normal, Du Ping burst into tears with excitement: "Son, you finally woke up, you have been unconscious for the past few days, but you have been sad to death for your father and mother, how do you feel now?" ”
Seeing the tears of the old couple Du Jia was inexplicably moved in his heart, in his previous life, he had no parents early, and his sister were lonely, he had been struggling to survive, and he had suffered from cold eyes and ridicule, and when he was the worst, he even fought with the vicious wild dogs for a bite to eat, and then had to mix the underworld, and every day he was even more beaten, killed, killed, swords, lights, swords, shadows, and tricked me into the scene, never knew what warmth and care were, but at this moment he really felt it, and he was more determined to let the old couple live a good life.
He said as calmly as possible: "Dad, mother, don't worry, the child is fine, but I have had a very strange dream in the past few days, as if a mighty golden armor general said that I am an emperor from heaven, but I didn't expect to be in a coma for a few days, so you are worried." ”
Du Ping laughed and said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I said wife, why don't you hurry up and let someone arrange good food and drink for Jia'er to make up for him." ”
Jing Shi came to his senses at this time, and hurriedly arranged for a few long-term workers and old mothers hired by the family to go down to prepare, Du Ping also thanked the neighbors, and everyone witnessed the scene of Du Jia's 'Lord Yu Chi Jingde' possessed, all of them praised again and again, and said a lot of congratulations before leaving, and the news immediately spread ten, ten to hundred, and in less than half a day, several Zhuangzi in the vicinity were spread all over.
Now the most unlucky thing is that Mother Li, she jumped up and down for a long time, seeing that a large amount of money was about to be cheated - this is basically enough for her to enjoy her old age, but she didn't expect to be easily lost by Du Jia, and now with the proverbs of the great god of Wei Chi Jingde, who will take the words of the little city god to heart, naturally no one cares about her anymore, she has to slip away while people are not paying attention.
When they were young, the servants brought up the price of wine and meat, preserved egg tofu, garlic and greens, cucumber dipping sauce, large pieces of boiled beef, braised hoof, and a large plate of pheasant stewed mushrooms, which was even more fragrant.
Du Jia don't say to eat, I have never smelled such a fragrance, I asked his mother to know, it turned out that this chicken was brought by the hunters from the mountains, the meat is firm and has a special fragrance, plus the mushroom is also a kind of mushroom called Pingtian mushroom collected in the forest, the number is very small, usually dried and hung on the wall, soak it in warm water for a while before eating, remove the earthy smell but retain its original woody fragrance.
Finally, these things are fried in medium oil in a large pot, the oil in the chicken is refined, and the soy sauce chili pepper and green onion ginger slices are added together with the mushrooms to stew, and when they are almost cooked, a pot of vermicelli is put in, until the soup is thick, and the pot is fragrant, spicy and delicious.
In particular, the red sauce-colored soup is very thick, whether it is dipped in steamed buns or poured into the rice, it is extremely delicious, which makes Du Jia's index finger move, and he even lay down three bowls of rice in one breath, he is really hungry, and the energy of the body has already been consumed after lying for a few days, even if the bark and grass roots are placed in front of him, he will not let go, let alone such a delicacy.