Chapter 17: Punching Huanggua Town 7
"Let's go! Let's go to the hot springs! Xiao Xi stood on the street and shouted with a smile, as if nothing had ever made her so happy.
"Brother, are we really going?" Xiao Fei looked at Xiao Xi's excited face, and turned to Yan Yu and frowned. "Actually, I hate bathing the most!"
"How could it be! We've been running for our lives for the past two days, and we're actually getting dirty, so of course we're going to wash it! It's healthier to wash! Yan Yu looked at Xiao Xi's excited appearance on the side, her heart was relieved, and her whole body seemed to relax a lot in an instant, put her arm on Xiao Fei's shoulder, and said as she walked. Maybe my wounds will be healed by the hot springs! β
"Hmmm! The most important thing is to heal my brother's injury! Actually, brother, I'm not afraid of bathing, but afraid of water, I was scared when I saw water since I was a child! Xiao Fei tilted his head and explained. Later, you go to wash, Xiaofei will stand aside and watch you wash, so it's okay! β
"Don't, don't! Girls take a bath, boys can't look at it, right, brother! Xiao Xi said urgently when he heard this. Also, if you don't take a bath, you'll be dirty to death, I haven't taken a shower for two days, and I'm already uncomfortable!
"Yes! Oh, yes! In the past two days, I have been running for my life, and my body is indeed very dirty, and if I don't wash it again, I should grow mushrooms! Yan Yu gently persuaded.
"Long mushrooms?" Xiao Xi and Xiao Fei were startled when they heard this, and asked in unison.
"Ah...... Oh, yes! Yan Yu flickered his eyes and saw the expressions of the two of them who seemed to believe it or not, so he smiled leisurely and explained. So, when I was in college, ah...... In fact, when he was studying, he had a roommate who didn't like bathing very much, and because he didn't take a bath for a long time, a small mushroom grew on his body! β
The two of them shivered when they heard this, and subconsciously flashed a step back.
"What! I take a shower every day, and I haven't washed it for two days! β
"Me too! Probably not! Xiao Xi frowned and looked at Yan Yu, hugged his arms in front of his chest, kneaded his arms and said.
"But brother, this is disgusting! If you don't take a bath, you can still grow mushrooms, you should be talking about this joke! Xiao Fei looked disdainful and said as he walked. I haven't taken a shower in half a year, and I haven't seen any mushrooms! β
When the two of them heard this, they hurriedly retreated backwards, and looked carefully up and down Xiao Feizhou with a look of surprise mixed with disgust.
"What's wrong!" Xiao Fei saw that the two of them were so surprised, and he also looked up and down his body. "There really aren't any mushrooms! Believe it or not! β
"That'...... What is that...... Yes! Xiao Xi squinted and carefully observed Xiao Fei's body, suddenly shouted, and ran away.
"Sister, don't run! Listen to me! Xiao Fei hurriedly shouted.
"Xiaoxi!" Seeing that Xiaoxi was scared away, Yan Yu shouted and chased after him.
"Brother, don't run, listen to me!" Xiao Fei shouted hurriedly and followed.
"Don't follow me! Go pull mushrooms! Yan Yu shouted as he ran.
"Xiao Xi ......"
"Brother......
Two men and a woman scurried around the market, until they came to a halt at the end of the market, in front of a magnificent building.
At first glance, the architectural style of this building is very unique, not like the general Tang Dynasty building, more like the magnificent palace layer upon layer, built up seven or eight stories high, this kind of building and the tower are not completely similar, there are four prominent corner towers around, much higher than the building itself, the eaves are like wings, it looks tall and handsome.
The four walls of the main building are full of exquisite murals, carved beams and painted columns, flying in all directions, the big black plaque on the front is impressively written with five gilded characters of "Huanggua Big Wine Shop", taking advantage of the afternoon sunshine, the whole building appears to be resplendent and brilliant, magnificent and magnificent, if there is no scattered corner tower faΓ§ade in the street market, I really think it is to some exotic fairyland.
"Five stars? Six stars? I can't imagine that this small town has such a tall place, and the combination of Chinese and Western, that is, like a Chinese-style palace, and like a European-style castle, looks full of international style, if such a building is put to this point, it will not win any Red Dot Design Award or the like...... It seems that I really don't know much about the Tang Dynasty, but this time it's really an eye-opener! Yan Yu raised her eyes and earnestly admired the glittering murals on the building, and slowly walked in front of Xiao Xi.
"Brother! You see! So beautiful! Even there is no such building in Chuzhou City! Xiao Xi seemed to be still in a good mood, and he was not ruined by the creepy episode just now.
But at this time, the two of them were more attracted by the building itself, and looked back and forth at the top, and saw that the huge purple gold door suddenly squeaked, opening a small crack, the lights and candles inside were brilliant, and the fine light appeared, the magnificent scene made the two wide-eyed, surprised, and the door closed again, and it was a slightly chubby middle-aged man with a wide robe and big sleeves who approached the two with a smiling face.
Although the man came in high spirits, the two of them seemed to be a little difficult for each other at this time. After all, the mountain is high and the road is far away, and they have been running for several days in a row, coupled with Mingguang Kai many times to fight wits and courage, the two of them at this time, in addition to Xiao Xi's black clothes can also cover some ugliness, Yan Yu's clothes really look like a savage dress from which mountain at first glance, although the clothes are torn, but the temperament and appearance can not deceive people, although the man is a little hesitant, but when he looks at Yan Yu and Xiao Xi closely, he still asks happily.
"Excuse me......"
"Brother, sister, listen to me! This one really isn't a mushroom! Xiao Fei rushed up from behind him, suddenly interrupted the man's words, pinched a small mushroom in his hand, and shouted straight at the two of them.
The two of them were startled when they heard this, and in a blink of an eye, the little mushroom was shaking in front of Xiao Fei's eyes, and the two of them retreated back again and again.
"It's really not a mushroom, why don't you believe me!" Xiao Fei looked at the disgust on the faces of the two and stood there. But as soon as he got close, the two of them stepped back. Xiao Fei turned his eyes to see a man standing on the steps, so he unfolded the little mushroom in front of him and said, "Look at it, is this a mushroom!" ...... I'm so! β
The middle-aged man heard the inexplicable conversation of several people, and seemed to be interested in it instantly, so he smiled faintly at Xiaofei and pinched the mushroom in his hand to look at it carefully. "Why isn't this a mushroom, although it's a small point, but the nutritional value of this thing is very rich!"
"Hey! It's not a mushroom! Bring! Bring! If you don't understand it, forget it! Xiao Fei was anxious when he heard the sound, so he reached out to take it back, but the man's hand flashed, dodged Xiao Fei's scramble, and glanced at him, signaling not to grab it again, and then opened his mouth lightly, that is, to stuff the thing into his mouth.
"Ah......" Yan Yu and Xiao Xi looked surprised and couldn't help but let out an exclamation.
"What's wrong?" The middle-aged man looked at the surprised expressions of the two, hovered the thing over his mouth, and asked lightly.
"Ah...... It's nothing! Yan Yu wanted to speak and stopped, but he really didn't know how to answer.
The middle-aged man stuffed it into his mouth in the blink of an eye, chewed it and swallowed it slowly. "This is a mushroom!"
Vomit...... Vomit...... Vomit......
The three of them covered their mouths and pounded their chests for a while, retching on the side.
"What's wrong with you?" Seeing this, the middle-aged man hurriedly chewed the contents of his mouth a few times, swallowed it, and asked again and again.
"Ahh Nothing, we just ...... Suddenly a little uncomfortable! Yan Yu and Xiao Xi straightened up when they heard this, covered their mouths and replied, and hurriedly said to Xiao Fei: "Xiao Fei, don't vomit, it's not all because of you!" β
"Ahem, ahem!" After this trouble, the middle-aged man seemed to suddenly remember what was going on, so he coughed lightly, interrupted a few people, and asked, "Are you here ......?"
"Oh...... We're here to take a shower! Yan Yu rushed to say.
"Take a bath?"
"Oh! That's right! It's a medicated bath, a medicated bath! Yan Yu saw the man for a moment, explained again and again, and hurriedly took out the yellowed letterhead and handed it to the middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man opened the letterhead and hurriedly glanced at it, coughed lightly and said: "It's a coupon that is not fake, we will not accept it here, but your coupon can only be used there!" The middle-aged man pointed to a dilapidated wooden house on the side of the road.
A few people looked in the direction of his finger, and there were a few people in the beggar gang in tattered clothes who handed over the coupons in their hands to the door and walked in happily.
"I'll go! Profiteers are ruthless enough! That's what I said was the medicated bath? That's it, and you have to eat kickbacks! Do you want me to take Xiaoxi to grab the land and take a bath with the beggars? No way! No way! Isn't this a dog's eye looking down on people! Yan Yu said that his heart was suddenly a little restless, but it was the standard polite smile of the middle-aged man that made him instantly hold down the fire, and then laughed heartily, the laughter was obviously mixed with a little disdain, and it seemed that the other party's words became a big joke in an instant, and it was unbearable to mention.
"Oh! You are mistaken! That coupon was just a gift from someone, but I didn't expect it to be a joke! We're actually going to the medicated bath here! Yan Yu pointed to the purple gold gate behind the man with his hand and said leisurely.
When the middle-aged man heard this, he still smiled and said: "A few guest officers, there are naturally medicinal baths here, but you need to have a ticket to enter here, I don't know how many people can have a ticket?" β
"Tickets! Tickets! Yes...... Is it a membership card? All right! All right! It's an eye-opener! But if you have money in your bag, I'm afraid that you won't have any coupons, so won't you get one now? Yan Yu stopped thinking when he heard this, and said with a smile: "This gentleman, although we don't have a coupon, but we have brought enough silver taels, I don't know ......."
"Please take care of me! Do you know, the main building of our cucumber restaurant only accepts guests with coupons, and the rules have never changed, as for this coupon, it was not bought, but we took the initiative to invite and give it to the other party......" The man explained unhurriedly, but the words were not obtrusive, although he refused the guests, but he couldn't find any words.
Yan Yu was a little troubled when he heard this, and was about to ask again, but suddenly a group of stragglers attacked in the market with horsewhips. Everyone turned to see that it was a team of bright-light armored knights, about twenty or so horsemen. The leader was a red-robed man, with a flushed face, straddling the horse and swaying from side to side, as if drunk, and saw that the horse was gently tossed off, and almost fell him down, and hurriedly sat up straight, and hurriedly glanced at a few people on the side of the road, and continued to beat the horse forward.
Seeing this, several people were naturally jealous, and they turned their bodies sideways, but only Yan Yu stood still, looking at them quietly, there was not the slightest fear on his face, and suddenly his brows relaxed, as if he remembered something, he rushed forward with an arrow step, and shouted at the cavalry team, "Stop!" He staggered and forced the team to stop.