Chapter 033: It's shameful to say one thing and do another
"Rotong, do you know what you're talking about?" Wang Zijian was furious, and if he was able to promote peace and make Tuyuhun and Datang friendly, it would be a great achievement for him.
"I'm against peace and pro!" Luo Tong repeated word by word.
Li Shimin frowned, and couldn't help but worry, how can he convince others and himself emotionally?
Harmony is a common thing, even many generals think that this kind of thing is the most cost-effective thing, if you can't say why, how can it be done?
"Hahaha, this envoy originally wanted to promote the good things between Prince Fushun and the daughter of the Tang Dynasty, but I didn't expect General Luo Xiao to insult our envoys so much. I really want to firmly complete the trust of Prince Fushun! Harmony matters, except for Princess Changle, no one can! ”
Murong Xiaojun, who got up in embarrassment, heard Wang Zijian's fork and took the opportunity to threaten him.
"Luo Tong, do you know that the war between the two countries will be a tragedy, and you will be a sinner for the ages."
Wang Zijian, who helped the enemy, was furious, and after Luo Tong's disturbance, the harmony that he saw was about to succeed suddenly came to naught.
Luo Tong sneered in his heart, can he exchange peace with his relatives? It's a daydream, compared with the Turks, Tuyuhun is particularly hateful, he clearly remembers that the historical Tang Dynasty once promised to make peace with Tuyuhun, and Tuyuhun intensified his robbery of the Tang Dynasty.
"Peace is made by the Tang Dynasty soldiers with a knife and a shot, not a woman's chaste body. If that's the case, why is the Tang man alive! It's all self-cutting in the world! Luo Tong said angrily.
The men in the audience blushed for a while, they were impassioned, opening their mouths and closing their mouths about the interests of the country, but they never considered the feelings of being a friendly woman.
Wang Zijian's face turned red and argued: "Zhaojun is famous and passed on to history, you actually use such filthy thoughts to interpret and kiss, you are simply deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors." ”
Luo Tong said coldly: "Wang Zijian is right! You want to be close to each other so much, so you simply let your wife and daughter marry Tugu Hun to get married, and going to Tuyu Hun to be the uncle of the country just satisfies your greedy nature of greed for money. Zhaojun happens to be surnamed Wang, a perfect match! ”
As soon as Luo Tong's words came out, the audience was in an uproar.
"Rotong!" Wang Wangjian trembled with anger, and two words burst out from between his teeth. If it weren't for the court, even if you knew you couldn't beat it, you would have to punch it over.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? Luo Tongcai ignored what Wang Zijian looked like, and without waiting for him to speak, he hurriedly said, "What's wrong?" Angry and want to hit me? I want to slaughter you and eat only the pests that crawl inside and out! All day long, he shouted all over the sky, for fear that others would not know that you were a woman who sold women for glory, you fucking said better than singing, and you didn't feel a backache when you stood and spoke. Oh! Anyway, it's not your family who shares flesh and blood and is heartbroken, you don't care, as a matter of course, say such shameless words as 'harmony'! Lao Tzu is just talking, you are as anxious as a dog, it really wants to fall on your head, you still have to jump into the river to commit suicide? Even an illiterate person like Lao Tzu knows what it means to 'do unto others as you would have them do unto you'! There are so many sage books, it really makes you fucking read to dogs! ”
Luo Tong is really a little angry at the moment, his daughter is a person, and someone else's family is not a person? What a ** thing!
Luo Tong looked around, but whenever he met his gaze, those officials who tried their best to promote peace and intimacy all dodged their heads.
For fear that he would be caught by Luo Tong if he was not careful, and then put "Liu Zhaojun" and "Hu Zhaojun" on their wives and daughters. This madman dared to say such things in front of Li Shimin, the emperor, and he might not dare to sneak into their house and take a turn around and eliminate himself as a "pest".
When her eyes fell on Princess Changle, she smiled sweetly and gave Luo Tong an autumn spinach.
With a voltage of 100,000 fords, he shook his head, hurriedly looked away, and yelled majestically and domineeringly: "Who else said about kissing just now!" It was the man who stood up and shared himself with Lao Tzu. ”
A tiger roar resounded through the sky, shaking the ground and the mountains, until the little liver and gallbladder were cracked, frightened by the wind, and farts and urine.
Luo Tong immediately shot a gun, in exchange for countless charming eyes of the female relatives in the audience.
Li Shimin coughed with a relieved face and said: "This is the court meeting, a place to discuss national affairs, but it is not a club for you to quarrel and quarrel, give me a little serious!" ”
Li Shimin's words clearly showed favor to Luo Tong, and he did not intend to pursue his wild words. I have to say that there is a Li Gang who seems to be easy to do things in the background, so what can the ministers do?
Another counselor jumped out and said cautiously: "General Xiao Luo, let's talk about things, if you have something to say, don't open your mouth and shut up and scold people, okay?" "Is he really afraid of Luo Tong, a madman, didn't he see that Wang Zijian was about to faint?
Luo Tong said magnanimously: "Okay, okay, why not?" If you have something to say, please let it go if you have a fart. He said the words "please let go if you have a fart", and for a while, the audience was silent, and no one made a sound, lest it become a fart as soon as he opened his mouth.
After a long while, the counselor said: "Zhaojun is out of the fortress, and there will be no boundless trouble in the Han Dynasty for sixty years!" That's a fact, right? ”
Luo Tong sneered: "What about sixty years from now? ”
The official suddenly seemed to choke, sixty years after Zhaojun was out of the fortress, it was naturally a resurgence of trouble, but a woman can exchange for sixty years of peace, it is naturally extremely cost-effective, but this kind of thing can only be known in the heart, and it can't be said in public.
Luo Tong said in a sad voice: "Everyone knows that harmony is to eliminate border troubles, but they don't know that the fate of the princesses of the past dynasties is extremely tragic. 'My family marries my side of the sky, and entrusts the king of Wusun in a foreign country. The dome is a room, a wall is felt, and meat is used as food, and cheese is used as a pulp. I often think about my heart, and I am willing to return to my hometown for Huang Huxi. ’”
As soon as this psalm came out, all the men knew that this was the poem of Princess Xijun of the Han Dynasty, whose Princess Xijun married Wusun and died at a young age.
"The rest of the surviving princesses are even more miserable, take Princess Yicheng of the previous dynasty as an example, she served the four fathers and sons of Qimin, Shibi, Chuluo, and Jieli all her life; Princess Guanghua, who married them Tuyuhun, also became the plaything of Murong Fuyun and their father and son. This kind of marriage is a heinous crime in the Central Plains. Is this a sin that contradicts humanity what you saints and disciples who shout "righteousness and morality" should say? Or are you one thing in the light and one thing in the dark? Luo Tong teased and sarcastically as much as he could.
The official was so embarrassed that his face was flushed, how could the courtiers not know about the marriage customs of the various tribes of the grassland, the Tang Dynasty thought that it was the kingdom of heaven and the state of etiquette, and it was indeed not a gentleman's act to let a woman endure such humiliation.
Benevolence, righteousness and morality are the most powerful weapons of these people, and in the past, everything was ripped off on benevolence and morality, but now they have tasted it themselves.
Looking at a group of dumbfounded, can't let out a fart for a long time, they want to refute it several times but can't say anything, from the perspective of the princess, this is indeed the most cruel thing in the world, it can be said that the princesses who marry into the grassland are either sent to death, or life is better than death.
Suffering from this aspect is a loss in the civil and military forces and the women present are all open-minded! Cheer loudly for Luo Tong in my heart.
"Your Majesty, pushing a woman into a desperate situation, and the peace in exchange for it, please sue Luo Tong can't accept it!" Luo Tong said resolutely.
"The peace that is exchanged for a woman's body is unacceptable to the minister." Qin Qiong was the first to stand up and support Luo Tong.
"Your Majesty, the Turks are fighting a civil war, and they have no time to take care of anything else, so it's just right to practice your hands with Tuyuhun!" Cheng Yanjin also said loudly that when it comes to war, he is a militant.
"The minister is against peace!" Luo Tong said proudly again.
Most of the ministers made their blood boil, and the vast majority of them stood up in unison and bowed: "The ministers are against peace!" ”
These people include Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji, Wei Zheng, Wei Chi Jingde, Zhang Shigui, Li Xiaogong, Li Daodao, Li Zhixi, Hou Junji, and a group of heavyweights.
Their shouts shook the heavens and the earth