A hole in the view: the queen of the Tang Dynasty has a tooth

The tooth lady is in the song, and she is also a person who is a senior. Sex is rash, but it hurts people's skin. Therefore, the young son of the Xiangguo in the Xiahou table of Kipzhou Prefecture, and the first class of the family, are all those who know the taste, and the banquet is especially prosperous. And the surface is sparse and violent, informal, or because of drunkenness, he criticizes the cheeks of the tooth lady, which hurts his face quite a lot. Wing Day, the period was gathered in the division, and in the same year, many peeps at it. In the table, he said sharply: "Yesterday, the child's tooth mother scratched Ze Hao. "The same year was shocked. Pei Gong bowed his head and snorted, and he couldn't lift it for a long time.

Today, Xiaotian Zhao is a mountain, every time because of the banquet, he favors the tooth girl, and he is called the county king. For the son of the mountain, to follow the mother and sister, very enlightened, for the mountain quite fearful. Or the marriage heard that the mountain belonged to the tooth mother, so he sued his son. On his day, he returned from the outside for the mountain, and the inner son said for the mountain: "Today's color is very pleasant, and it should be to see the county gentleman." For the mountain stunned for a long time, speechless, and finally did not dare to question what he said.

----------I am the dividing line of Sindaya----------

To note this "song", we must first quote another original text: "Pingkangli enters the north gate, and the east returns to the three songs, that is, the gathering where the prostitutes live." There are prostitutes who are Zheng Zheng, mostly in Nanqu and Zhongqu. It follows the wall and is inhabited by despicable prostitutes, which is quite reprimanded by two songs. "The residents in the two songs are all quiet and quiet, and each has three halls. Flowers are planted before and after, or there are strange stone basins and pools, left and right are set up, the chapel hangs the curtain, and the curtain is called the couch. ”

This "Pingkangli enters the north gate"...... Do you feel familiar? Do you think there are two keywords that can be combined...... That's right, you guessed it! He is...... The legendary ...... "Kitasato"!!

There are three songs in this place in the north, of which the south and middle songs are high-end clubs, and the songs along the wall are food stalls

Well, below, the book is back to business.

It is said that during the Tang Dynasty, the Holy Son of Heaven cultivated virtue, specialized in Confucianism, and paid special attention to the department. Young is not necessarily less, but in the end, there is less more, and more gold may not be more, but in the end, there are more, as for the family, it is basically 100% will not or at least did not bring the imperial capital, so ...... Thereupon...... Uh-huh...... Houjie, no, no, heaven and earth, no, no, Beili...... As evidence that "there is a need and there must be service", a bird was born.

In this place in the north, there is a TX called Ya Niang, who has unique hobbies, and likes to make people hurt and see blood or something...... Uh-huh, I didn't imply that she was the queen, nor did I imply that those jinshi were M-direction, I didn't say anything...... There are a lot of things related to Ya Niang, but here are only two things.

In other words, there is a TX named Xiahou in the table, who doesn't have a lot of doors, and one day he was drunk and teased, but as a result, he was injured by Ya Niang on the face, and the injury was not light. Then, he couldn't hide this injury, and the same year they all watched secretly, snickering while watching, and talking while watching, and then this TX heart said, you don't know it, you know, jealousy can't be busy! So he yelled, this is what made the tooth lady break, what's the matter, everyone?! As a result, everyone was overturned, and even the teacher sitting on it laughed until he gritted his teeth and lowered his head, unable to lift it up for a long time. (TX with wrong association with the three words "can't be lifted", pull out TJJTDS)

There is also a more famous joke about Ya Niang.

In other words, the Ministry of Officials to Lang (Zhou system, with six parts according to the sky, earth, spring, summer, autumn, winter, the Ministry of officials is also known as the Ministry of Heaven, to wait for Lang is for the small day) Zhao Weishan D, but also especially like the tooth Niang, every time she lights her clock, the two of them are also tired of nicknames, call her Junjun, that shouts is a sweet, he is in his own home, is already a wife, that is a thief smart thief smart Yin, for the mountain to see her, just like Li Lao saw Awei, but this one, that is good than that, such as Clint ~ Don to Hillary, Or Woods to tigress...... If you're afraid, he still can't control himself!

As the saying goes, if you go up to the mountain, you will eventually meet the tiger, and the moderator will be in the dark house if you touch it frequently, and on the day of the single table, you will be full of spring breeze for the mountains, and you will be able to enter the door, but you haven't opened your mouth yet, Hillary ...... No, no, it is for the mouth of the mountain to welcome the general early, and he is blessed, and he said: "The official looks good today...... Come to think of it, you're back from the county lord again? ”

…… Below? There is no more below.

----------I'm the dividing line for my love of reading----------

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