Chapter 104: What He Has, Why Don't I?
Halfway through the singing and dancing, Yu Ban's guards led Liu Bei and others to come.
Entering the hall, Liu Bei saluted Cao Shuo and the others: "I don't know if the son is called, what is the important matter?" ”
"It's not important." Cao Shuo got up and returned the salute: "It's just that I have the heart to make friends with Liu Gong and specially invite him to the banquet!" ”
"The son is very loving, Liu Bei is ashamed!" Liu Bei said humbly.
"None of them are outsiders, so you don't have to be polite, please sit down!" Cao Shuo asked Liu Bei and the others to sit down.
After taking his seat, Cao Shuo asked Liu Bei: "Duke Liu, can you still sing and dance in the general's house?" ”
"Good, good!" Liu Bei didn't have the heart to watch the song and dance, so he responded casually.
"The dancer is in such a good shape." Cao Shuo said: "Twist your waist and swing your hips, your waist is like a water snake, if you put it under the covers, you don't know how happy it is." ”
"That's what Childe said." Liu Bei echoed: "The dancer is indeed extremely beautiful. ”
"It's a pity I don't like it." Cao Shuo pursed his lips.
After praising the dancer, Cao Shuo said that he didn't like it, Liu Bei was stunned for a moment and asked, "Does the son think they are not beautiful enough?" ”
"It's not, it's just not a challenge!" Cao Shuo said: "Let them lie down, lie down, let them pose whatever they want." Without thinking, you can fiddle with it at will like a dummy, and I'm really not interested in such a woman. ”
Liu Bei was secretly glad that he didn't get the money to buy a woman for Cao Shuo.
Otherwise, I am afraid that it will not please him if he is sent to his room.
"What kind of woman does Childe like?" Liu Bei asked.
"It's a bit of a challenge, and it takes a lot of effort to get them to agree." Cao Shuo said: "Only when you sleep with such a woman can you have a sense of accomplishment." ”
"Childe is a man who understands amorous feelings." After a few small talks, Liu Bei relaxed a little.
Cao Shuo suddenly asked, "Gong Liu, when do you plan to turn back on Xu Du?" ”
Liu Bei was stunned for a moment, quickly stood up, and said with sincere fear: "I really don't understand what Gongzi said. ”
"Cao Zirong, what do you mean?" Zhang Fei was angry, he glared around: "I thought it was kind to invite my brother to the banquet, what do you want to do if you frame him?" ”
"Don't hide it from Gong Liu, I will meet each other." Cao Shuo said: "Looking at Liu Gong's face, it is impossible to live under people for a long time. The troubled times have risen, what can you do if you turn against Xu Du for the future? ”
Cao Shuo grabbed Liu Bei and didn't let go, and Zhang Fei became even more angry.
He still wanted to speak, but Guan Yu winked.
Swallowing the words back, Zhang Fei trembled with annoyance.
Holding his fists and bowing, Liu Bei didn't even dare to raise his head: "Childe said this, it really made me panic." Lu Bu seized my Xuzhou and attached himself to Cao Gong in desperation. Cao Gong has a deep affection for my brothers, and even if I have no morality, I dare not do anything rebellious. ”
"Don't be nervous, Gong Liu, I'll just say it casually." Cao Shuo waved his hand: "Let's watch singing and dancing, drinking!" ”
"Childe didn't say it clearly, I would never dare to sit." Cao Shuo provoked a conversation, if there was no result, how dare Liu Bei sit down.
In Xudu, Cao Cao could kill him at any time.
From the day he came to Xudu, Liu Bei found that Cao Cao was extremely defensive against him.
Every day is like walking on thin ice, in case Cao Shuo goes out to talk nonsense, the human head on his neck can't be saved.
"I'm praising Liu Gong, and I don't mean anything special." Cao Shuo said: "Could it be that Liu Gong likes to live under people for a long time? ”
"Cao Gong is a hero, Liu Bei He De can do things under Cao Gong, and he is already satisfied." Liu Bei said: "Son, don't praise me again, it's really embarrassing." ”
"Obviously heroic but showing weakness, I appreciate you even more." Cao Shuo smiled slightly, then his face changed, and he said to Liu Bei: "Gong Liu, to be honest, if I were my father, I would never care what the heroes of the world think, just pull you outside, and click ......"
Liu Bei shivered, and he hurriedly said: "If you offend Gongzi anywhere, please ask Gongzi to speak clearly." ”
"Surely offended me." Cao Shuo pointed at Zhang Fei and said, "I heard that Liu Gong personally knitted a pair of straw sandals for General Zhang. Liu Gong is ingenious, and the straw sandals must be excellent. General Zhang has it, why don't I? ”
Liu Bei was stunned.
What is the requirement?
I just said that I was going to cut off his head, but suddenly it turned into straw sandals.
The style of painting is changing too fast......
Even though Liu Bei was smart and world-famous, he suddenly didn't turn a corner.
"Back then, my two brothers and I crusaded against the Yellow Turban traitors, but we didn't raise food, and the soldiers were very miserable." Liu Bei said: "Yide didn't have shoes at that time, and his feet were worn out, so I made a pair of straw sandals for him. Now that I have Cao Gong's brocade clothes and jade food silk and satin, how can I still wear that thing? ”
"I grew up in the Cao family and haven't worn straw sandals." Cao Shuo said: "Can Gong Liu make a pair for me by hand?" ”
Although he was downcast to Xu Du, Liu Bei was different from when he first started before.
Cao Shuo asked him to knit straw sandals by hand, and Zhang Fei was immediately angry.
He shouted, "Cao Zirong, what do you mean? Do you want to humiliate my brother? ”
"Talking well, why is General Zhang angry?" Cao Shuo pretended to be scared and said, "I don't want straw sandals, or not?" ”
Cao Shuo showed weakness, but Liu Bei felt uneasy.
He drank Zhang Fei: "Yide, don't be rude to the second son!" ”
"So Gong Liu is willing to make it up for me by himself?" Cao Shuo's expression changed again, and he asked with a grin.
"The second son is not too rude, of course I do." Liu Bei said.
"I want it now." Cao Shuo asked further: "Can Gong Liu make it up to me in person?" ”
No matter how you say it, Liu Bei is also an official.
A few days ago, Cao Cao made him a pastor in Yuzhou.
Dignified Yuzhou pastor, weaving straw shoes in public......
"Cao Zirong!" Zhang Fei couldn't hold his temper anymore and yelled at Cao Shuo: "What do you want to do?" ”
"Didn't want to do anything!" Cao Shuo pretended to be dazed and said: "I'm just anxious to ask for the straw sandals that Gong Liu gave me, General Zhang feels that I shouldn't want them, I just don't want them." Why are you staring, it's weird and scary. ”
"Yide!" Liu Bei drank Zhang Fei again.
Ring-eyed glaring, although Zhang Fei didn't speak, his face was full of anger.
"Gong Liu, look at him." Cao Shuo pointed at Zhang Fei and said, "He is still glaring at me!" ”
Liu Bei glanced at Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei twisted his face to the side.
"General Zhang is so dark, it's scary to stare at him." Cao Shuo said pitifully: "I'm still young and in poor health, if you are scared by him, you have to be responsible." ”
"Gong Liu, you know that the second son is not in good health." Yu Banzai said: "If it really scares him, you and I can't afford it!" ”
Liu Bei had a layer of white sweat on his spine, and shouted to Zhang Fei: "Yide, don't be rude to the second son again!" ”
"I don't look at him anymore!" Zhang Fei grunted angrily and twisted his head to the side.