Chapter 132: Lost
As a doer, Li Shimin made a decision immediately after having a plan in his heart, and pulled Li Muyun as he walked and said: "Muyun, it seems that you have been a little wronged to stay in Shanyin County with your ability, why don't you come to Chang'an?" ”
Coming to Chang'an? Li Muyun had never thought about this question before, and was stunned for a moment when he heard this, but quickly shook his head: "Your Majesty, I'm ...... I don't understand anything, so let's forget it. ”
"Forget it? Why? If you come to Chang'an, I can hand over Han Ai's position to you! ”
I don't know what Li Shimin thinks, he actually threw such a heavy bomb at Li Muyun, which blew up Li Muyun in a daze, and after pondering for a long time, he didn't think clearly what this imperialist leader wanted to do.
However, as the saying goes, a companion is like a tiger, which Li Muyun has often heard people talk about, thinking that although Han Ai has no credit, she has worked a little hard for so many years, right? Even if you don't have hard work, you're still tired!
But Li Er gave him up like this, which has to be said to be a kind of irony
Thinking of this, Li Muyun shook his head again: "Your Majesty, I can't recognize a few big characters, and I can't memorize the laws of the Tang Dynasty, so forget about the Criminal Department." ”
"What about the Ministry of Works?" Li Shimin glanced sideways at Li Muyun.
"...... Ministry of Industry, Your Majesty, I'm very lazy ......."
"Then go to the household?"
"I don't know how to count......
"Bingbu?"
"I'm afraid of death!"
"Ministry of Rites?"
"Your Majesty, just spare me, I still have an old stubborn man at home who needs to be taken care of, and there are thousands of people waiting for me to eat, what can they do if I stay in Chang'an?"
I have to say that Li Muyun's last reason is really good, mentioning Li Yuan made Li Shimin have to temporarily dispel the idea of transferring him to Chang'an.
After all, His Majesty the Emperor doesn't know what his father thinks, in case he transfers this kid back to Chang'an, if the old man makes some more demon moths, it will be difficult for him to clean up.
It's better to keep it like it is now, as long as that old stubborn man doesn't cause trouble or make trouble, Li Muyun will keep it as a pet for the old man in Shanyin County!
Thinking of this, Li Shimin couldn't help sighing, snorted and said, "You are a non-competitive thing!" Well, since you don't want to stay in Chang'an, I won't embarrass you! You have five years to deal with your own affairs, and after five years, no matter what, you have to come to Chang'an. Got it?! ”
"No!" With the intention of getting by, Li Muyun immediately agreed.
As for whether there is a ...... or not, there are so many promising people in Datang, and he is not one of them.
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Bidding farewell to Li Shimin, it was already evening after Li Muyun came out of the palace, and he found the fat man sleeping at the gate of the palace, and the two went back to Cheng's house.
As soon as he entered the gate of the mansion, Li Muyun saw Lao Cheng who was holding the wine jar and drinking, and before he could speak, he heard that Lao Cheng had already begun to shout: "Boy, I heard that you are so majestic today that you actually raided Han Ai's old man's house?!" ”
Raiding the house? What's going on here? Li Muyun was stunned by Lao Cheng's voice, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
However, Lao Cheng didn't seem to see his stupidity at all, and continued to shout there: "You kid is very beautiful this time, and the 'Son of Heaven Sword' has been invited out by you, and in the future, you will dare to provoke you in Chang'an City, and you will not be more than ten fingers." ”
Hearing the words 'Sword of Heaven', Li Muyun suddenly felt a little painful, 500,000 catties of steel in exchange for an opportunity to use it, how did he feel panicked.
However, hearing Lao Cheng's sour tone, Li Muyun still asked with some uncertainty: "Is it really fake?" ”
Lao Cheng saw Li Muyun's uncertain appearance and thought he was pretending to be stupid, so he immediately showed a contemptuous expression, snorted on the ground and said, "Don't pretend to be confused with Lao Tzu, you think anyone can use the 'Son of Heaven Sword'?" You went out to Chang'an and asked if there was a second person besides you who had used that sword. ”
"I was the first to use it?" Li Muyun felt a little incredible.
In the past, he often saw those ministers on TV showing off with Shang Fang's sword, and he thought that it was not very valuable.
As a result, Lao Cheng said that it turned out that the thing did not seem to be as simple as he imagined.
Thinking of this, Li Muyun said with some confusion: "But that sword was exchanged for 500,000 catties of steel, and it can only be used once, and it has been returned now." ”
"Poof......" As soon as Li Muyun's voice fell, Lao Cheng, who was drinking, squirted out, and his copper bell-like eyes widened: "You just said that 500,000 catties of 100 steel refining will be used for a chance?" That's right? ”
"Ang, isn't it expensive?" Li Muyun nodded.
"Expensive fart, do you know that your kid has made a lot of money?"
"Got a lot of money? Why? Li Muyun still didn't understand.
"Pig, you kid is a pig." Li Muyun's words that often scolded the fat man were given to him by Lao Cheng, and then he saw Lao Cheng pour himself a sip of wine, and slapped his thigh with a long breath before continuing: "The 'Sword of the Son of Heaven' kills people without cause and effect, don't you know?" ”
No cause and effect? So mysterious? Isn't it true that this is not the Tang Dynasty? Li Muyun's eyes were full of ignorance.
And at this moment, Lao Cheng let out a long sigh again, and said hatefully: "The 'Sword of the Son of Heaven' kills people, representing the emperor's will, that is, no matter how big things happen in the future, the emperor will carry it on your back, don't you understand?" ”
it!
Now Li Muyun completely understood, and dared to miss a great opportunity at noon.
If he had known that the borrowed 'Sword of the Son of Heaven' had this effect, he should have stabbed Han Ai's old lamp to death at noon, anyway, what happened in the end was the 'Heavenly Khan' who carried the black scourge, what a rare opportunity this is.
It's a pity that he didn't know that the 'Sword of the Son of Heaven' still had this function, but he just used it to install a calf, and now he thinks about it.
"That, Lao Cheng, do you think I'll go back and lend that sword out now, can I still do it?" The more I thought about it, the more I felt that I had suffered a loss, and I wanted Mu Yun to finally ask what was in his heart, and in a hurry, he even changed 'Uncle Cheng' to 'Lao Cheng'.
But fortunately, Lao Cheng didn't care about what to call or not, and snorted and said: "If you borrow it again, it is estimated that it will be fine, but you must be prepared to take out another 500,000 catties of steel." ”
As soon as he heard that it would cost 500,000 catties of steel, Li Muyun immediately coaxed: "Ah? That, that's still it. ”
And Lao Cheng also shook his head at this time, and said to him: "But although it is said that the 'Sword of the Son of Heaven' kills people without cause and effect, this is what it says, if you use this sword to kill someone who should not be killed, or cause too much trouble, and the emperor can't bear it, you will be the unlucky one in the end, you can think about this clearly, don't blame Lao Cheng for not reminding you." ”