20 For men
As soon as the sky was hazy, Jiang Ruhua came to Lin Yu's room with a broom to clean up the clutter.
Seeing the slender and graceful figure dangling in front of him, Lin Yu, who pretended to be sleeping, couldn't help but feel itchy, quietly kicked the quilt off the bed, and muttered in his mouth: "Be bold and build a slave, let go of my mother, otherwise someone Lin will shoot!" β
Jiang Ruhua put down the broom in her hand, gently came to the bed, bent down and picked up the quilt and put it on her husband, frowning slightly, "Xianggong fought for a day yesterday, and his mood was so stimulated that he dreamed up......"
Squinting and seeing Jiang Ruhua turn around and want to leave, Lin Yu suddenly sat up, hugged Jiang Ruhua's crisp waist from behind, and put his hands up and down, "Lady, don't leave me, no one wants to snatch my Lin Zhenjiang's wife!" β
Jiang Ruhua was embarrassed, and hurriedly reached out to push: "Xianggong, wake up, you have a nightmare!" β
"Lin Xiaosan, you did something dirty yesterday, and today you are going to insult my sister?"
The door was suddenly pushed open, and the chubby brother-in-law stood in front of the door and grimaced, "You are really your old lady drunk and confused - shameless, obscene!" β
Lin Yu had a headache, it was a good thing for me, this brother-in-law is really hateful!
Your sister is a woman who is married to Lao Tzu Mingmei, there are matchmakers' words, there are parents' orders, and even the church worships, if it weren't for the Tartars who tied up your father's ticket, now the children will play soy sauce. actually said that Lao Tzu is shameless, or Lao Tzu is shameless to show you?
"Shameless tartar, you dare to take off my lady's clothes, see if I don't fry you into meat sauce!"
Lin Yu muttered in his mouth and stretched out his hand to untie Jiang Ru's picturesque buttons, only to make the eldest lady of the Jiang family blush, and struggled out with all her might, and said angrily: "Xianggong, Xianggong...... Wake up, you're having nightmares. β
Lin Yu shook his head at this time, looking like he had just woken up from a dream: "What's the matter, lady?" What happened? Lady, the Tartars didn't do anything to you, did they? β
Jiang Ruhua blushed and straightened out his clothes: "Xianggong, you finally woke up, maybe you killed too many people yesterday, so that you are riddled with nightmares." I think I can find a Taoist priest to do the practice for you, so as not to fall into evil. β
Jiang Jibang clasped his hands in front of his chest, and hummed: "Tartar didn't do anything to my sister, but you ate tofu." β
"Jebangxiu wants to talk nonsense!"
Jiang Ruhua frowned and reprimanded, "My husband and I are husband and wife, how can we eat tofu?" You kid don't want to meddle in the affairs of adults, so go back to my room and read. β
Lin Yu fell into the ground: "Last time, he didn't memorize the first three chapters of the Analects. β
"Lin Xiaosan, ...... you" Jiang Jibang was furious, his chubby face blew his beard and stared, almost squeezing his eyes into two lines.
"A paragraph was written in the Three Character Sutra, but eighteen words were wrong!"
Jiang Ruhua's face sank and scolded: "Today, you are not allowed to go out for a day, I have recited the Analects ten times, and copied the Three Character Sutra ten times." β
"Lin Xiaosan, count yourself ruthless!"
Jiang Jibang left angrily, looking up to the sky and howling to complain about injustice as he walked, "Dad, mother, it's really a big girl, you girl turned her elbow outward before she got married, helping outsiders bully your son!" But how can I live in the next life, I'll be a god, and there is no royal law! β
After Jiang Jibang left, Jiang Ruhua returned to normal, picked up the blue and white porcelain thermos and poured a bowl of boiling water for her husband: "Xianggong, where did you get the pills you gave the little rabbit?" The effect is much better than that of herbal medicine, and it seems that the wound will scab over in another three or two days. β
Lin Yu smiled and said, "Oh...... A few days ago, I met an old friend on the street, and he said that he had traveled to the West with a big ship a few days ago, and he had brought back these medicines. β
"By the way, there's still some toiletries here, I'll give it to the lady now."
Lin Yu got up as he spoke, pulled out the washing box from under the bed, opened the lid and introduced it to Jiang Ruhua one by one: "This is soap, which is used to wash your face; This is a shower gel, which is used for bathing and bathing; This is a shampoo, a ...... used to wash hair."
"This is ......"
Lin Yu was startled, remembering that he had put the Indian divine oil in the washing box after he came back last night, and he was glad that the outer packaging box was given to his brother-in-law, otherwise he didn't know what he would think when his wife saw it?
"This is for men, and it is used to treat foot odor."
Lin Yu sprayed his feet with a pretentious feeling, and then quickly put it into his sleeve, "I won't give this to the lady." β
Jiang Ruhua picked up the shower gel and poured it in the palm of his hand according to Lin Yu's teachings, sniffed it with his nose, and couldn't help but be intoxicated: "It's so fragrant, the supplies of Westerners are so magical." β
"Aggressive ......"
At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and Shi Kefa, who was dressed in a crimson official uniform, stood outside the door with a serious face, folded his hands behind his back and said: "Picturesque, go busy with your business, I have a few words to talk to Zhenjiang." β
Seeing his uncle's serious face, Jiang Ruhua didn't dare to ask more questions and left in a hurry.
"Nephew and son-in-law visit uncle!"
Lin Yu put on his boots and straightened up, and gave a respectful salute.
"Lin Zhenjiang, you are so bold, do you want to rebel?"
Shi Kefa looked angry, and slapped the table hard, shaking the table and bowls.
Lin Yu looked confused, and the second monk was puzzled, "I don't know why my uncle is so angry?" β
Shi Kefa said angrily: "You are pretending to be confused here with me? Let me ask you, what is the standard system, and what is the connection rate? β
Lin Yu scratched his scalp: "The standard system is equivalent to a thousand households, and his subordinates are in charge of a thousand soldiers, and the company is in charge of two hundred soldiers." β
Shi Kefa's finger was almost poked at Lin Yu's brain: "You, you, the old man doesn't know if you are pretending to be confused, or if you are carried away by victory, do you know that without the approval of the Son of Heaven, changing the military system without authorization is a big crime of trespassing and rebellion?" β
"Ah...... Is it that serious? β
Lin Yudeng was a little dumbfounded, "Didn't I just change the names of the official positions of thousands of households and hundreds of households, why talk about rebellion?" Besides, the military system of our Ming Dynasty is too backward, otherwise how could it be defeated by the Dashun army and the Qing army, and reform is an urgent matter. β
Shi Kefa snorted coldly: "Hmph...... How can the military system of the Ming Dynasty be slandered by you? Besides, even if you want to reform, it won't be your turn to be a small deputy guard. Even if I Shi Kefa, even the Ministry of War does not have this right, without the Son of Heaven's holy decree, it is an arrogance and reform, if someone impeaches you for rebellion, our historians will be implicated. β
Only then did Lin Yu realize that he was a little reckless, as a traverser, he didn't realize that reforming the military system required the emperor's approval. He is now just a small military attachΓ©, subject to the control of others everywhere, unlike other self-established kings who can form their own armies as they like.
Lin Yu felt a little aggrieved in his heart, if it weren't for the appearance of my Lin Yu, the current Yangzhou City would have been like a mountain of corpses, and the blood would have flowed like a river.
In a few days, the Qing army will come to the city of Nanjing, and all the imperial relatives of the Ming Dynasty such as Zhu Youxiang will be arrested in Beijing.
It is no exaggeration to say that it was his own crossing that saved the stormy Ming Dynasty, saved the Ming Dynasty's Son of Heaven and magnates, and saved the Ming Dynasty's civil officials and military generals.
"Inspector, Zhenjiang is dedicated to the country, and nothing else!"
Lin Yu knelt on one knee angrily, "If the imperial court condemns the crime, Zhenjiang is willing to bear it with all his might, even if the knife scrapes the axe, it will never affect my uncle's family." β
"Alas......"
Shi Kefa stroked his beard and sighed, "The old man is not afraid of being affected by you, but the situation is very good now, and he must not make any extraneous branches." Besides, you are my Shi Kefa's nephew and son-in-law, serving under me, and you are in the same spirit, if you commit the crime of rebellion, can I Shi Kefa stay out of the matter? β
"I wonder if there is a way to undo the impact?"
Lin Yu was unwilling to admit his mistake, he had to bow his head under the eaves, and Shi Kefa was also for his own sake.
Shi Kefa lowered his voice and said: "You immediately go to the army to make a statement, just say that you were drunk last night, and what you said is all drunken nonsense, so that the soldiers don't have to take it seriously." Then write me a letter of confession, and then give His Majesty a letter of impeachment to admit my mistake, and hold the initiative in your hands. β
"The Divine Decree has arrived!"
Without waiting for Lin Yu to speak, a sharp eunuch voice suddenly sounded outside the door of the Governor's Mansion, "Shi Kefa, Liu Zhaoji, Lin Zhenjiang and other Yangzhou civil and military officials have received orders!" β
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