Chapter 2 002
Princess Yongning coughed lightly twice and paced,
"Prince of the Southern Tang Dynasty, do you know what this princess is looking for you?"
Li Congjia touched his nose,
Lao Tzu is not a roundworm in your stomach,
Where do you know those fancy intestines?
Li Congjia said honestly: "The subordinates don't know. ”
Princess Yongning snorted and continued: "Two days later is the traditional Dragon Boat Festival, according to the customs of previous years, in addition to dragon boat racing, there is also a garden word meeting, when the emperor's brother will invite all the palace ministers and their families into the palace, feast all over the world, and will also invite young talents to improvise lyrics......"
"The words of the garden will be ......"
When Li Congjia heard this, he had already guessed seven, seven, eight, eight.
Eighty percent is this Yongning princess who usually dances with knives and guns,
No learning and no skills,
There is no ink in the stomach,
As soon as I arrived at the party, I took the test of teaching,
His eyes were dry,
Just looking at other people's talented and beautiful women, I am sorry.
Although it is a princess, no one dares to mock on the face,
But it is indispensable for others to secretly despise in their hearts.
Isn't this looking for Lao Tzu to ask for help?
Li Congjia glanced up at Princess Yongning,
She stared at herself passionately,
The eyes are like a she-cat in heat,
Li Congjia was so frightened that his whole body trembled, and his scalp was numb.
"The princess is only eight buckets tall, and she is not much better than Cao Zijian. The princess is talented, and when she goes to participate in the word meeting, it is inevitably a bit overkill, but the subordinates have some essays and graffiti, but they can be read by the princess. ”
Cao Zijian?
Princess Yongning just wanted to blurt out who Cao Zijian was,
But I held back.
He praised himself for being eight buckets taller,
I want to ask directly, where will I put the princess's face?
The corners of Princess Yongning's mouth curved a small arc: "Forehead......, Southern Tang Shizi, what is your name?" ”
"Li Congjia."
"Okay." Princess Yongning nodded, "Li Congjia, you write a few hundred words for this princess, this princess is greatly rewarded, jewelry, jade, jade, as long as this princess has it, you can have whatever you want." ”
Burst......
Li Congjia almost spit out a mouthful of old blood,
Although there is a lot of article in the world,
The princess is a big mallet,
But this shot is to ask for hundreds of words,
Do you think it's wholesale?
And as soon as it is shot, it is hundreds of songs,
There aren't that many survivors in the stomach......
Li Congjia hurriedly said, "Princess...... is there too many hundreds of songs?" ”
Princess Yongning waved her hand and said: "Not much, not much, this princess will be ashamed and let those people ......"
Halfway through that,
Princess Yongning was speechless for a while, half a sentence was held in her mouth like a fish thorn in a stalk, and she looked at Li Congjia with a blank eye.
"Flash their titanium dog's eyes."
"Yes!" Princess Yongning walked down the steps and glanced at Li Congjia gratefully, "Flash their dog eyes!" Dog's eyes, yes, they're dog's eyes! ”
Princess Yongning's resentment is not small,
The devil knows what she's been through all these years......
Li Congjia said: "Princess, there are not many words, but fine." When they listen to the princess's good sentences, they want to listen to them, but they are gone, isn't it cool? ”
"Cool?"
"It's just a pleasure."
Princess Yongning nodded as if she didn't understand, and then quickly shook her head.
"Hey......"
Li Congjia sighed and said, "May I ask the princess, what do you like to do the most?" ”
Princess Yongning blurted out: "Juju, sword dancing, boxing, oh, and beating the little eunuchs, those rootless little things, when they speak, they are sissies, which is disgusting." ”
"Poof......
Li Congjia's eyes rolled white,
Which thing should a princess do?
Despite this, Li Congjia still followed Princess Yongning's words,
"Princess, for example, I'll give you a treasure knife." ”
Princess Yongning's eyes lit up: "Where?" ”
"I'll ......" Li Congjia felt that he was abducting a little girl who didn't know anything about people, "For example, for example, just an analogy!" ”
"Oh......" Princess Yongning nodded in disappointment, "But if you give me a treasure sword, I will be very happy, I heard that Wu Yue is rich in famous swords, and I don't know if it's true." ”
Princess Yongning does not call herself this princess, but calls herself me, and has slowly put down her high shelf for Li Congjia.
"And what about someone else giving you a hundred?"
Princess Yongning glared: "Can a hundred still be called treasure knives?" ”
"That's right." Li Congjia nodded, "This is called the marginal effect. ”
Princess Yongning shook her head in confusion.
Li Congjia continued: "When you are thirsty, the first sip of water you drink is the most satisfying, but when you drink the hundredth pot of water, it is not to quench your thirst, but to vomit." ”
Princess Yongning touched a little threshold and nodded: "It seems that this is really the case." ”
"That's right!" Li Congjia said, "There are not many words, one song is enough." When others want it very much, but you don't give it, isn't it more pleasant? ”
Princess Yongning suddenly opened her mouth and suddenly realized: "I see! The more others want, the more I don't give it, and I'm angry with them! ”
Li Congjia said: "The princess is talented, she can understand everything, and she admires it." ”
"Hehe...... Princess Yongning's cunning eyes moved, and she smiled, "Don't look at you as a decent person, like a good person, but you have a bad stomach in your stomach." ”
Is this a compliment?
Li Congjia was speechless for a while: "Princess, the top priority is to have a blockbuster song, and let the ministers go back and think about it carefully." ”
"Okay."
solved a pile of heart disease,
Princess Yongning was in a good mood, and nodded: "Then I have you to thank you, this princess will never break her word, if this matter is done, this princess will be greatly rewarded." Someone! ”
A weak figure pushed the door and walked in: "The slave is here." ”
"Send the prince of the Southern Tang Dynasty out of the palace, and ......" Princess Yongning hesitated for a moment, "Bring the sugar cakes sent by the imperial brother this morning to the prince of the Southern Tang Dynasty." ”
The maidservant's eyes sparkled,
left a connection on Li Congjia's body,
Don't dare to look more,
He answered and walked out.
Royal Food,
It's just a piece of,
You'll have to get down on your knees and give thanks, too.
Li Congjia thanked him: "Thank you, princess, for the reward." ”
Princess Yongning was as hot as a wave, and once again advised: "There are only two days left, and time is running out......"
After Li Congjia answered again,
He withdrew from the princess's bedchamber.
The little palace maid who had just answered the door was waiting at the door with a Hunan bamboo basket.
Sixteen or seventeen years old,
It seems to be a little bigger than Princess Yongning.
Well, no matter what way it is.
"Shizi, please."
When the little palace maid saw Li Congjia, her pink face was slightly red.
The deep palace is lonely, even if it is the princess's maid, the emperor is not something they can see when they meet.
It is the age of Hongluan Xingdong again, and when I see Li Congjia, it is inevitable that my heart will be a little springy.
"What do you call this sister?"
Li Congjia took the initiative to talk,
The little palace maid was flattered,
I was so happy that I felt like I was going to faint: "Back to the world, the maid is called Peach." ”
Li Congjia waved his hand: "No need for the son, the son, my surname is Li, just call Brother Li." ”
Peach said in fear: "The maid doesn't dare." The prince is the son of the lord of the Southern Tang Dynasty, unspeakably expensive, and thanks to the princess's food, how dare the servant be compared with the prince. ”
This hierarchy kills......
Li Congjia often sees the previous novels, as soon as the protagonist says that he is a brother and a brother, those individuals bow down,
How can there be such a good thing in the world?
It's like the current workplace,
Today's leader just said Xiao Li, do a good job, I'm optimistic about you,
The next day, he was fired from the office because of his advanced left foot.
Some words are good to listen to, and if you are serious, you will be wrong.
Li Congjia only felt funny, and deliberately slowed down,
Peaches also slowed down,
Li Congjia stopped,
She also stopped.
has always refused to walk in front of Li Congjia.
Li Congjia only thought it was funny, and decided not to tease this funny little girl anymore, and asked, "Peach, do you know the Dragon Boat Festival?" ”