Chapter 26: Fooling the Living Immortals

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Seeing Yu Ji's gaffe, Zuo Ci and Nanhua each had a hexagram. Nanhua snorted coldly and shook his head slightly, then jumped back to the cupola stone pillar and sat cross-legged. Zuo Ci laughed and said, "Li Yan, that old cultivator, actually brought the Greedy Wolf Star Lord!" But that's not unavoidable! Yu Ji Daoyou don't need to panic, we can take this opportunity to subdue him or send him to the Nine Shadows Land with our means of exorcising ghosts and destroying gods! ”

Hearing Zuo Ci's words, Yu Ji immediately nodded and said that he exhaled in his mouth: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" Like Nanhua, he jumped back to the cupola stone pillar and sat cross-legged. Zuo Ci stroked his beard and laughed, pulled out the blue-patterned copper coin sword from his waist and stood with his hand in his hand, just waiting for Ximen Qingyang to enter the tiger's mouth.

Ximenqing, who didn't know that he had been calculated, smiled and followed Li Yan up the mountain, walking with a large number of views of Songshan Mountain. The little teddy in Ximen Qing's arms was held for a long time, and he jumped out of the master's arms after screaming twice, running forward and running back was extremely free.

Squeak squeak! A monkey emerged from an old tree and unceremoniously threw a loose ball at little Teddy. This successfully provoked little Teddy, Wangwang! The roar echoed through the mountains. The monkey sat on the branch and itched, probably irritated by little Teddy. Squeak on top! Woohoo down there! This cross-world battle of beast kings is about to be staged in Songshan.

Ximen Qing secretly said that it was not good, which reminded him of the video he saw on the Internet before crossing over called "Senior Brother Tai Ritian Turns Sand in Seconds". He didn't want his little Teddy to go through such a catastrophe again, so he looked back at Li Yan, his eyes full of pleading. Li Yan stroked his beard and smiled: "Hahahaha! Simon boy, don't you think that old tree can be made into a good yaoqin? ”

Without waiting for Ximenqing to answer, Li Yan threw the plate axe on his waist at the old tree. The blade of the axe happened to slash at the root of the old tree, and the shock startled the monkey, and he almost lost his balance and fell directly. Little Teddy was also frightened by Li Yan's axe power, and quickly ran back to Ximenqing's feet, begging for a hug and comfort.

"Hahahaha! Old, old! It's useless! I wanted to go to Youbeiping with Brother Tong to visit friends, but I didn't expect to meet a Xianbei dog who went south to hit the grass valley. surrounded the two of us in the core, and when he and Brother Tong picked up a hundred horsemen in a row, he also flew out at will with an axe to cut off the commander and the horse with a knife at will. This is the encirclement! Now I can't help even an old tree, hahahaha! Old, old! It's useless! ”

Just when Li Yan thought about it, the monkeys on the tree were already in chaos, scurrying left and right on the tree and roaring hard. The old tree finally fell down with a roar, and the monkey had long since disappeared, leaving only a foul of urine in the dust.

"Hahahaha! Old, old! It's useless! Li Yan still walked forward with a chuckle, took his own board axe in his hand, and after two "bangbang" sounds, he smiled and took three feet of good wood and sent it to Ximenqing and said: "This is the best three-foot wood taken from that tree, you take it back and hand it over to a first-class qinist to carve it well." Presumably it won't be much worse than Old Master Cai's Jiaowei! Hahahaha! ”

"The old man just said! Besides you, old man Li, who else would make such a big move in this Songshan treasure land! "Hahahaha! Brother Boy! After so many years, you still don't give face to the old man! From the bend of the mountainside, a sturdy old man carried a big gun behind his back, and joked with Li Yan while walking.

Ximenqing hurriedly bent down and saluted: "Boy, Ximenqing greets the old man of the gun!" "Hmm! This gift is accepted by the old man! "Hahahaha!" Little Teddy also straightened up, and his little body arched with his hands. "Hahahaha! This little thing is clever! Tong Yuan stroked the little teddy's little head with his calloused big hand and praised it.

Ximen Qing made the horse carry the three-foot green wood, and followed the two old men with little teddy with one hand. Tong Yuan said to Li Yan: "Tsk! That Ximen Qing kid is not bad, and his understanding is also high, but at this age, he has completely passed the best time to practice martial arts. It's a pity! "Brother Tong doesn't know, this Ximen Qing is a rookie in the political arena, and he is not much worse than the Xun family's pair of uncles and nephews. Especially his full of moral articles, he is really a genius in the world! ”

After the five old men of Tianfeng continued their salutes one by one, Ximen Qing, who was standing on the side, dared to take a half step lightly and bowed and said, "Boy Ximen Qing greets all the seniors!" Little Teddy did it again, straightened up and bowed his hand, trying to get a comfortable touch of the head like before. Nanhua Zhenren was furious when he saw it: "Where is the demon! Dare to be presumptuous in front of the poor road! ”

Ximen Qing was taken aback, and hurriedly used his body to block in front of the little teddy and said, "Everything has spirituality!" There are seven tricks to practice. Why can't a dog be tolerated by the massive number of predecessors? Zuo Ci smiled: "Okay, good!" What a thing is spiritual! There are seven tricks to practice. If Ximen Qing can't make it clear, then try the poor way to exorcise ghosts and destroy gods. Li Yancai moved half a step and was blocked by Tong Yuan and said: "You always say that Ximen Qing is a genius in the world, just give him a try." With you and my brother here, it's not difficult to help Simon get out. ”

Ximen Qing arched his hand and said loudly: "There is Hongjun first, and then there is the sky, and the great god of Pangu is still in front." Pangu opened the sky and transformed all things, and turned three friends into a clear breath. Taiqing laid down the gossip map to calm the water, fire, civil and engineering winds. Yuqing gently shook the Pangu flag, and collected the flood and fire poison. The upper and lower Qing dispersed the immortal array, strangled the demons and evil spirits. Taiqing ruthless alchemy pill, Shangqing Dao law is unspeakable. Yuqing set the path of cultivation, and his disciple Muxian Huang Ting read it. ”

Yu Ji stroked his beard slightly and said, "Hmm! That's true to my Taoist! But that still doesn't mean that that thing is not a demon! Ximen Qing said loudly: "There are rats in front and cows in the back, tigers are majestic in the mountains and forests, and rabbits are jumping and chewing tender grass." Dragons and snakes coil around the marble road, horses gallop and sheep smile. Monkeys always love to appear in the forest, chickens and dogs watch the door, and raise more fattening pigs and rich families. Doesn't the Taoist have a spiritual mount or pet? The avenue is 3,000, and the strips can be mixed. Could it be that this path of cultivation is only the right path of the ruthless path of Taiqing? ”

The three living immortals who were rumored in the world were speechless, and the three of them exhaled in unison after holding on to the death: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" Then he jumped on the sky-high stone pillar, closed his eyes, and said no more. Seeing this scene, Ximen Qing knew that it was time for him to leave, and bowed deeply to the three "Daoist Immortals" and the spear peerless Tong Yuan. walked up to Li Yan and said, "Li Jun, if he has time in the future, please invite Puyang and his party." The boy must sweep the couch to greet him! Farewell! After speaking, he put a three-foot green wood on his back, hugged the little teddy who was still palpitating, and led the green silk Liangzhou Ma Mo away.