Volume 1 Fangzhou Fengyun Chapter 105 Debt Repayment
"Hey, it's familiar! I met him decades ago, and we used to talk together! The sloppy old man replied with an arrogant expression.
Li Junwen sighed softly, it seemed that he was a friend rather than an enemy, and his fate was saved.
"So, senior, you're over a hundred years old?" Li Junwen said curiously. Didn't you say that the ancients didn't have a long life, how could he meet two people with such a long life at once, and his eyes were open. However, looking at the appearance of this old man, some people believe that he is a hundred years old.
Xue'er on the side heard that the old man in front of her might be more than a hundred years old, and she was immediately interested, and her ears pricked up.
"Hmph, I'm not as wicked as a stinky Taoist, the old man is still young, and he's only seventy this year!" The sloppy old man looked dumbfounded.
Still seventy? Seventy is still young? Looking at the appearance of this old man, no one would object to saying that he was older than the old Taoist priest.
"Then why ......"
"Then why does it look even older than your stinky Taoist master, right?" The old man rushed with a little self-deprecation.
Li Junwen didn't speak, which was a tacit acquiescence.
"In life, there are many things to worry about, and naturally you will grow old quickly! The more things you worry about, the faster you will age! They are all like your master, they have no heart and lungs, they only know how to eat, drink, and cultivate immortals all day long, and they live freely, and they can't do it if they don't want to nourish themselves...... "The sloppy old man said with deep feelings.
Li Junwen thinks about it. As far as the old Taoist priest's rice bucket is urine, he should live so long.
"I think back then, the old man also beat the monk with your master, at that time I was still a teenager like you, in the blink of an eye, my head was full of white, and my temples were already ......gray" The sloppy old man seemed to be stuck in the memories of the past, and he was out of control.
"So, you also know Lu Dongbin?"
"There have been several encounters! It seems that you are indeed the apprentice of the stinky Taoist priest, and he even told you such a private past...... Did your master mention me to you? ”
"Hehe, of course! Master, the old man often told me that there was a friend surnamed Zhai who was strong in martial arts, righteous, kind-hearted, and capable beyond his reach. It turned out to be Zhai Daxia, you......" Li Junwen opened his eyes and said nonsense, and a lot of sycophants were slapped up.
"Hahaha, fart! How can your bastard master praise me! As soon as you hear you, you're telling a lie! But I like what you said, it's pleasant to listen to, comfortable, hahaha......" The sloppy old man pierced Li Junwen's sycophants at once.
As the two of them talked, the atmosphere in the room was extremely harmonious, and they completely forgot about the thing about pinching their necks and waving their fists just now.
"By the way, since you have met the old man, then there is something I want you to tell your master for the old man!" Sloppy old man
"Although Zhai Daxia commands, the kid will definitely go to the soup and fight the fire, and he will not give up!" Li Junwen is still in a state of sycophancy.
"It's not necessary to go to the soup, it's just ......"
As he spoke, the sloppy old man had already moved in front of Li Junwen, and the speed made Li Junwen startled. Before Li Junwen could react, the old man had already knocked five big chestnuts on Li Junwen's forehead, and Li Junwen's tears flowed from the pain.
"Wait, Zhai Daxia, have a good chat, why did you beat me?" Li Junwen had tears in his eyes and looked confused.
"This is what your master owes me! I haven't seen that stinky Taoist priest for so many years, if I hadn't met you, I would have forgotten it! I don't know if I can see him again in this life, since you are his apprentice, this debt will be paid by you! He owes me a total of ten, and I've only hit me five times, and five more! After that, the old man wanted to do it again, which frightened Li Junwen and hurriedly hugged his arm.
Where is this special, how can that old man owe such a foolish debt, it's really unlucky! This person surnamed Zhai is dozens of years old, and he is still drunk like a child, remembering this kind of grudge. His hand strength is amazing, only five times his head is about to explode, and if he comes back five times, won't he die young!
"Senior, senior, my master is living in my house at the moment! If you want to collect debts, go back with me directly, and ask my master himself to collect them in person......" Li Junwen said as he covered his head. At the critical moment, there is no pressure to betray his master.
"Really?" The old man was suspicious.
"Seriously! Whoever lied to you, who Master is a turtle! ”
The sloppy old man stopped, nodded with satisfaction, turned around, and suddenly turned around and said, "Otherwise, you should pay it back for your master!" I'm afraid he'll run away! ”
"Senpai!" Li Junwen looked frightened, and when he saw the evil smile on the old man's face, he knew that he had been molested.
Xue'er looked at the old and young people on the side, and couldn't help laughing, but she smiled slightly but felt the wound on her shoulder hurt.
"Hey, no wonder Chen Laodao accepted you as an apprentice! Looking at your face, it is actually the appearance of resurrection from the dead, rare, rare! Boy, did you have any bizarre encounters? The sloppy old man looked at Li Junwen carefully, stopped teasing him, and said curiously.
Li Junwen "chuckled" in his heart, could this old man be the same as the old Taoist priest, who can look at people's faces and know the principles of heaven?
"Zhai Daxia will meet again?"
"Hehe, I know a little bit about fur! I still learned it from your master! ”
It turned out to be a half-ass, Li Junwen's hanging heart relaxed, he didn't want everyone to know about his soul crossing and borrowing corpses to return his soul, after all, it was too unbelievable.
"My master took me as an apprentice, but he still liked me to be talented, intelligent, courageous, knowledgeable, enthusiastic and kind......"
"If you don't say it, forget it, why bother me! I don't want to know, huh! The sloppy old man aired.
"By the way, why are you two here?"