Chapter 317 Extraneous Branches
If the knee cannot be bent, how high can a person lift the leg in place? One inch or two inches? Anyway, you can't get past two feet!
In the same way, if the knees cannot be bent, can a person jump? Even if you can jump, it is estimated to be one or two inches.
It was precisely because of this principle that Li Muyun dug a pit for the 'vice principal', a pit two feet deep.
It didn't seem to be deep, but it completely limited his mobility, and no matter how hard the 'Vice Principal' tried, he couldn't get his leg out of that pit.
Practice is the only criterion for testing truth, and this is true.
The 'Vice Chancellor' proved with his actions that he really couldn't get out of a two-foot pit without help.
Everyone was stupid at this time, and the guys who only read the books of sages couldn't understand why a small dirt pit could limit a person's ability to move, and looking at Li Muyun's gaze was like looking at a monster.
"How? Who else wants to try it? You can dig the pit yourself, so you don't have to say that Lao Tzu cheats! Li Muyun looked at the 'vice principal' who was struggling in the pit, and there was a hint of schadenfreude.
A group of gentlemen who are too learned have red faces, even if their skin is thick, they can't jump out and say the word unconvinced.
On the other hand, the students on the other side were curious, and they ran to find tools, dug pits in the east and west of the playground, and after digging them, they stuffed a person into them, and then watched the people who were stuffed in struggle in them.
"Sir, this, why is that? Why can't the people in the pit get out? Pang Wenlong sneakily came to Li Muyun's side and asked probely.
"Knowledge is power, and this is the most basic application of ergonomics!" Li Muyun glanced at Pang Wenlong: "This pit only restricts their knee joints, and it is precisely because it restricts their knee joints that they can't move." ”
"Ergonomics? What is that? Pei Xingjian's voice came from the other side of Li Muyun, this guy was pulled out of the pit at some point, and squatted behind him with an excited face and asked.
"Ergonomics is ......, forget it, you guys haven't even learned how to walk, so don't even think about running." Li Mu wanted to explain what ergonomics is, but when he saw a group of nerd-like teachers also eavesdropping, he immediately changed his mind.
A group of people who don't know what to call it, they think that they can endorse it is the first in the world, and they can look down on everyone, Li Muyun thinks that he is not their father, and there is no reason to teach them to be smart.
Another point is the matter of gambling, the current situation is obviously that he has won, and this farce should also be over.
Thinking of this, Li Muyun looked up at the embarrassed Mr. Taixue around him: "How about it, can any of you come out?" If you can't get out, is this one considered Lao Tzu to win? ”
"You, you are shameless, Li Muyun, you must have used some despicable means to restrict our actions, this gamble can't be counted." The guy who had a conflict with Li Muyun at the beginning jumped out and said forcefully.
"Oh? And that's not counting? So what do you mean? Li Muyun fiddled with the 'Son of Heaven Sword' in his hand and asked interestingly.
"If there's a kind, I'll gamble again." Another guy jumped out on the other side, shouting with teeth and claws.
"Hmph......" Li Muyun glanced at the guy who spoke: "You want to die, right?" In front of the 'Sword of Heaven', he came out and did the opposite, do you know that this is the crime of deception? ”
The man's face changed when he heard Li Muyun's words, but he only paused for a moment and continued: "I, I didn't mean that, just now it was obviously you who tricked us into being fooled, and used the child's trick of jumping into the dirt pit to tease us, even if we lose, we will not accept it, even if this matter is a lawsuit to His Majesty, we are justified!" ”
"Hehe, it's really a reader, what a sharp mouth." Li Muyun pursed his lips disdainfully, and turned his head to look at the 'vice principal' who had just been helped out of the pit: "What do you mean?" Is it also a re-comparison? ”
The 'Vice Principal' sighed helplessly, and said earnestly: "Li Muyun, from a personal standpoint, I admit that you are very smart, but have you ever thought about how much impact it will have if you continue to let you stay in Taixue?" Where do you put Taixue's face? ”
"And what do you mean?" Li Muyun asked rhetorically.
"Li Muyun, I admit that we lost this gamble, but do you think Taixue's face is not as heavy as your personal honor and disgrace? I think you seem to have read a lot of books, don't you have a little bit of the big picture? "The 'vice principal' looked at Li Muyun fixedly, with a compassionate expression, as if he was saving Li Muyun from fire and water.
However, he still misestimated Li Muyun's character.
As a killer, Li Muyun has never had a sense of the overall situation, and he can't even tell the difference between good and evil, in his eyes, there are only what should and shouldn't, dead and alive, as for the overall situation, that's something Li Shimin needs to consider, he just needs to live his own life.
So what kind of face is too learned is not seen by Li Muyun at all, and besides, his face of too much learning is face, isn't Li Muyun's face face? Can they put it under their feet and step on it at will? There doesn't seem to be such a truth in the world.
It was precisely because of this that Li Muyun didn't pay attention to the earnest words of the 'vice principal' at all, and said with a cold smile: "Lao Tzu is standing here today, if Taixue wants to have face, then he should defeat Lao Tzu justly, and let Lao Tzu leave convincingly, otherwise, why should Lao Tzu save face for you!" ”
The 'vice principal' was trembling with Li Muyun's anger again, stretched out his hand and pointed at his nose, and angrily reprimanded: "You, you are simply stubborn and stubborn. ”
"Old guy, it's useless for you to say anything now, if you have the ability, you can show it, otherwise the face of Taixue will be decided!"
Li Muyun is a spring, he eats soft and not hard, and the harder he is pressed, the more he rebounds, he doesn't care if the 'vice principal' will be angry to death, anyway, he wants to be angry with himself, and if he wants to be angry, it won't work.
You must know that even if Li Shimin is angry with him, he will find a way to fight back, not to mention that the other party is just the vice president of a mere university.
"Okay, in that case, Li Muyun, you listen well, the old man decided to compete with you again, if you win again this time, the old man immediately turned around and walked towards His Majesty the Emperor to resign, from now on, I will respect you." The 'vice principal' was really popular this time, and decided to show off his housekeeping skills and have a long time with Li Muyi.