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The master was trembling with anger, pointing to the writing knife, and trembling for a long time without saying a word.

The girl rushed over directly, almost facing each other, before she stopped, gritted her teeth and glared at Wen Daodao:

"Even if I'm blind, I secretly pity you, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

It seems that he is really guilty of public anger, Wen Dao sighed secretly, and suddenly closed his eyes and said:

"Master Cao Zhai, even if I didn't say anything, if you think I offended you, then okay, how to deal with it, you please!"

I don't know how long it took, Cao Sanmao finally spoke:

"Lao Tzu is a rough man, but not a stupid person. Boy, if you can make it clear, Lao Tzu jumping into the dung pit is to be an enemy of 100 people, and Lao Tzu will jump to show you. ”

When Wen Dao heard this, he immediately opened his eyes again, but unfortunately his mouth was still in that nasty tone:

"Lord Cao Zhai is wrong again. If you want to continue playing and end up as an enemy of 100, then I'll tell you right now, there's no why, just how to do it. ”

Oh, the master suddenly patted his head hard, with a look of sudden realization, and pointed to the nose of the literary knife and sneered:

"I said something was wrong, it turned out that the crux of the problem was here. You are not teaching my master how to be an enemy of 100 people at all, but as long as my master is obedient to you, it is enough. Let me ask you, if you want him to kill himself, will he have to kill himself with a sword? ”

Wen Dao looked at the master quietly, nodded quietly, and said:

"If you have to understand it that way, then it is."

Cao Sanmao suddenly grinned, and while slowly drawing his knife, he said slowly:

"Doll who doesn't know whether to live or die, who doesn't know how thick the sky is, Lao Tzu will cut you now!"

Before the words fell, there was a burst of cheers all around:

"Yes, slaughter him, slaughter him, dare to humiliate our village master like this!"

"Cut it, cut him, let him know that our Liushuya cottage is not a coward!"

"This doll is worse than that White Lotus Sect Wang Yuan. That birdman is only sour, but this little doll is stinky and hard, haha......"

In the midst of laughter, Cao Sanmao suddenly looked at Wen Dao playfully and said:

"Boy, what else do you have to say now?"

Wen Dao smiled slightly, and suddenly shrugged his shoulders and replied:

"Game over, it's as simple as that."

Hahaha......

A string of rattling strange laughter floated by, and a big hand unexpectedly slapped it on Wen Dao's shoulder:

"Boy, what a guts! From now on, you will be the guest of honor. ”

After speaking, his voice suddenly dropped another octave:

"Hey, don't force Lao Tzu to jump into the dung pit, it's too disgusting. If you don't mention it, Lao Tzu will invite you to eat meat and drink wine at noon. ”

When Wen Dao heard this, tears almost rushed out.

- Damn, is this a good guts, Lao Tzu is simply playing with his life! Gamble!

Thinking about it, his mouth couldn't help but grit his teeth more decisively and said:

"No, this dung pit is a threshold, and if you don't jump for a day, you won't be considered a beginner. At the beginning of our reading, your few prevarications and hesitations will not be counted in the grades, so there is no need to punish. In case of deliberate recidivism, a five-kilometer armed off-road is waiting for you. ”

Cao Sanmao's face suddenly collapsed:

"Grandma's, five kilometers of armed off-road, what is this?"

Wendao didn't bother to explain anything, and snorted nonsense: "You'll know then." ”

As he spoke, he smiled and said:

"But after you jump into the dung pit, it's not without a reward. Look at the treasures on this big table, they were originally all Lao Tzu. Since you and I have recognized this friendship, these things will be given to you as a meeting gift! ”

The master on the side suddenly pursed his lips and twisted his beard very unhappily:

"It's really funny, this is obviously the seizure of my cottage, but it has become a meeting gift."

Wendao didn't bother to look at this sour man, just stared at Cao Sanmao and walked far away towards the dung pit step by step, until he saw that he really pounced, pinched his nose and jumped down, and a stone in his heart really fell to the ground.

――Okay, this willow cottage can go sideways in the future.

grabbed a white rabbit toffee, quickly peeled off the candy wrapper, and then suddenly turned his head to look at the master who was still chattering, and threw the candy into his mouth with a swish.

Ahh

The master was startled at first, and after his mouth clicked a few times subconsciously, he suddenly kept his eyes all the time, and one hand instinctively immediately covered his mouth.

"Master, master, what's wrong with you, did you get a worm in your mouth?"

Wendao smiled evilly, and pretended to bend down to help him.

The girl found that something was wrong, so she hurriedly turned around, and asked with a concerned face:

"Sir, sir, what's wrong with you?"

Alas, it's not okay if you don't care, the master is not only the master of the cottage, the master of the father, but also her master.

Woo woo ......, woo woo woo......

It's a pity that the master who is a teacher at this moment is being wrapped in an indescribable sweetness and milky fragrance, which is really hard to give up!

Seeing that the master had no time to take care of him, Wendao smiled, picked up the coconut milk again, opened the iron cover, and then gently handed it over, and gestured with a smile:

"Give people roses with fragrance in their hands, and give me food to repay the elixir. Miss, thank you, I invite you to milk. ”

The girl's face flushed inexplicably, and then she whispered:

"I don't know what you're talking about, gibberish."

However, as he spoke, he still took the coconut milk in his hand, looked at the jar with a rare face, and sighed in his mouth:

"This overseas treasure is really exquisite, and people can't put it down when they look at it."

As he spoke, a foul smell suddenly hit his face.

A few people looked up in surprise, but it was Cao Sanmao who was angrily turning back from the dung pit, presumably because he was not angry from the bottom of his heart, so he didn't wash it, and ran back directly at the literary knife.

Unexpectedly, when he ran back to take a look, what he saw was a scene that made him so distressed that he just wanted to use a knife to cut people.

"Straight lady thief, who told you to touch Lao Tzu's treasures?"

When Wen Dao heard this, he quickly pinched his nose and said:

"What are you yelling at, even if you move, it's not in your precious daughter's hands!"

Cao Sanmao became even more angry, pointing to the coconut milk and said in horror:

"There was a melon just now, and you told you to be scared to death, and you just asked for it from us. Now you're taking out a melon for me again, but you're not afraid to blow up the yard this time? ”

Yes, Wen Dao was also stunned when he heard it, and subconsciously touched the grenade in his waist, and at the same time glanced at the coconut milk jar in the girl's hand, and suddenly found that it was really a problem to explain the similarities and differences between the two similar jars to this guy who was covered in dung.

Alas, illiteracy is terrible sometimes!

However, a little cultural illiteracy is really more terrifying......