Chapter 30: A Clever Essay (I)
Faced with such a sharp question from Li Shimin, after a long time, Gao Mingcai winked at him blankly.
"Father thinks the lotus root carp soup is still to your taste?"
Looking at Gao Ming's appearance of pretending to be innocent, Li Shimin couldn't help but glare at him.
"I don't have any plans to pursue you, you kid don't care about him, you asked Xiang'er to write an article two days ago, and today I will also give you a question, you can write an article on the topic of fish algae pond, and present it to me tomorrow when you go to court!"
Speaking of this, Li Shimin glanced at Gao Ming with an unkind face.
"If you dare to fool me, be careful of the skin on your body!"
Let your kid say I'm a pregnant tiger, let your kid kill my parrot, and see if I can't clean you up this time!
Li Shimin's "malice" was obviously felt.
This is revenge!
This is obviously Chiguoguo's revenge!
Seeing Li Shimin's unkind face, Gao Ming could only salute him with a wry smile.
"Erchen understands, Erchen retires!"
Although Gao Ming knew that Li Shimin was deliberately embarrassing him this time, he didn't dare to refuse, so he could only choose to accept it.
Looking at Gao Ming's reluctant look, Li Shimin suddenly laughed secretly in his heart and waved his hand at him.
"Alright, let's go down!"
"Yes!"
After leaving Li Shimin's imperial study, on the way back to the East Palace, Gao Ming began to rack his brains and think.
"This time we must not let Lao Li be stumped, otherwise Lao Tzu will not become the plasticine in his hands in the future, and he will pinch it as much as he likes? But isn't the fish algae pond just a quagmire? What kind of good article can you write to ......?"
At this moment, he completely forgot that the reason why the fish algae pond became the muddy pond today was mainly due to his "credit".
Gao Ming's mind was full of mud, so when he returned to the East Palace, he still didn't come up with any articles, so he could only call Su Wan'er to the study to discuss together.
"Wan'er, you said you want to write an article on the topic of fish algae pond, how to start?"
Gao Ming put all his hopes on Su Wan'er, after all, in terms of talent, there is probably no one in the entire East Palace who can compare to Su Wan'er, a famous lady.
Faced with Gao Ming's question, Su Wan suddenly laughed.
"Lang Jun will talk about your thoughts first, and the concubine will also be able to refer to you in detail."
Hearing Su Wan'er say this, Gao Ming had no choice but to nod.
"Well, well, if it were me, it would be written like this: my family lives in the palace, and there is a mud pool in the palace, called the fish algae pond, and the carp and lotus root in it taste good......"
Before Gao Ming finished speaking, Su Wan'er laughed out loud.
"Lang Jun, if you want to write like this, your father won't be able to spare you, although the concubine also thinks that the carp and lotus root in it taste good, hehe......"
Looking at Su Wan'er, who was laughing, Gao Ming had no choice but to shrug his shoulders.
"So what do you say?"
At this time, Gao Ming was really helpless, in fact, he also knew that it would definitely not work in the vernacular of his previous life, this thing could be blinded by the small ones, but it definitely couldn't be blinded by the old ones, not to mention the old foxes like Li Shimin.
Looking at Gao Ming's helpless expression, Su Wan'er tried to stop laughing.
"Lang Jun, you always have to have a thought when making a fuss, and in the end it is more elegant, as for the rest, it's okay."
"Thoughts? Elegant? ”
At this time, Gao Ming suddenly recalled that he had heard the Chinese teacher say that the ancients liked to use scenery to express lyricism, is this it?
"Although I can't write, I can copy it, and after reading books for more than ten years, I can't let a quagmire stump mere!"
Thinking of this, Gao Ming tried to think about it again.
Looking at Gao Ming's contemplative appearance, Su Wan'er didn't bother him, but just watched him with a smile on the side.
"Fish algae pond...... Fish & Lotus Root...... Lotus ......"
Just when Su Wan'er was a little sleepy, Gao Ming suddenly "snapped" and slapped her thigh.
"There it is!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Su Wan'er hurriedly cheered up.
"Husband has already thought about how to start with this article?"
Looking at Su Wan's concerned look, Gao Ming suddenly nodded with a smile.
"Well, not only did I think of how to start, but even the whole article has already been brewed, and now I can't help but spray it out, why don't you hurry up and wait for it?"
As soon as Gao Ming's words fell, Su Wan'er couldn't help laughing again, and bowed to Gao Mingfu with a smile.
"Yes, Lang Jun!"
After getting up, Su Wan'er immediately picked up the brush and sent it to Gao Ming, and then looked at him with a smile.
"Lang Jun, please!"
Gao Ming was just about to take the brush, but suddenly realized that his "chicken claw characters" might not be on the table, so he hurriedly retracted his hand again.
Retracting his hand to meet himself, Gao Ming suddenly felt a little embarrassed, so he hurriedly put his hands behind his back, and then raised his head sixty-five degrees to look at the beam.
"Hmm...... The gentleman doesn't move his hands, and I will read you and write it back! ”
“……”
Can a gentleman explain this without moving his hands?
Su Wan'er had expected Gao Ming's crooked reasoning, so she just smiled and shook her head, and then picked up the pen to look at Gao Ming.
"Lang Jun, please speak."
Seeing that Su Wan'er was ready, Gao Ming immediately nodded with satisfaction.
"Well, this article is mainly to express the noble character and sentiment of this prince!"
“……”
Su Wan'er, who would be stunned when she saw it, suddenly narrowed her eyes.
"You don't seem to think so, huh? Watch me catch Milong's grip in every shot! ”
As he spoke, Gao Ming rushed towards Su Wan'er, and after hugging him, he put his hands up and down, making Su Wan'er gasp.
"Temple...... His Royal Highness's noble character and sentiment concubine felt it, and asked His Royal Highness to spare the concubine this time, and the concubine never dared again. ”
"Well, that's pretty much it, come, let Lang Jun pinch your little rabbit again."
"Ahh
……
The next day, after Gao Ming had breakfast, he took the article written by Su Wan'er and happily went to the imperial study.
However, when he arrived at the imperial study, he found that Li Shimin had not returned, so he simply put the article on Li Shimin's desk, and then flashed directly.
Not long after Gao Ming left, Li Shimin returned to the imperial study, and when he saw the article on the table and looked at the article marked with punctuation marks, Li Shimin suddenly had a smile on his face.
"There can be such a strange sentence break symbol, and there are only clever articles in the whole world!"
After speaking, Li Shimin picked up this article, and when he saw the words on it, a trace of annoyance suddenly flashed on his face.
"Hmph, the shaft still dares to find someone to write for him, it's really unreasonable!"
However, as he read deeper, his originally angry expression turned into consternation, and when he finished reading the entire article, he couldn't help but gasp.
"Shhh...... This is a good article that can be passed down through the ages, Su Wan'er will never be able to write such an article, even her father Su Yan can't make such a good article! ”
Thinking of this, Li Shimin immediately shouted outside.
"Come on, go to pass on Fang Xuanling, Yu Zhining and Kong Yingda, let them come to the imperial study immediately."
"Yes!"