Chapter 29 29
"Wine is easy to do......
Zuo Ci brushed aside the ripples on the surface of the water,
At the bottom of the basin unexpectedly appeared a picture of a palace banquet,
A beautiful woman inside is as silky as silk,
It seemed that the entire palace was lit up.
The sound is like a warbler's spring, and it can be heard.
"Your Majesty, today's beautiful scenery, there is residual fragrance in the sleeves, and I hope to drink this cup."
A man with a greasy head and big ears stroked the beauty's fragrant buttocks with one hand and laughed: "The widow drinks, as long as the beauty is full, the widow drinks." ”
Many ministers below took advantage of the situation to get up one after another, bowed down and said, "Your Majesty Shengming." ”
Li Congjia secretly despised it: "This wine can also drink Shengming?" A bunch of sycophants ......"
Zuo Ci probed through the empty hand,
And the cup of wine in the emperor's hand fell into his hand.
And the emperor's hand over there was replaced with a footbath,
Pour and pour,
The foot-washing water was sprinkled on Zhang Long's face.
"Haha......"
Li Congjia couldn't help laughing twice, glanced at Zuo Ci, but didn't expect this old Taoist to be a reckless person.
"Yes, it's a pity that that beauty ...... with a dead fat man, it's a pity......" Li Congjia shook his head regretfully.
Zuo Ci: "Is it beautiful?" ”
Li Congjia: "Beautiful. ”
Zuo Ci: "Do you want it?" ”
Li Congjia: "Naturally. ”
Zuo Ci smiled: "Think about it, you can only think about it......
"You ......" Li Congjia was angry for a while, and secretly slandered in his heart, "You old puppet ......"
I thought Zuo Ci was fishing for it,
I can bring that beauty with me.
I never wanted to be hit in vain,
Nothing good.
"Sea bass, wine, all ......"
Zuo Cihun didn't care, and said with a smile: "It's up to you." ”
Li Congjia handed over the sword in front of the bed by the way.
Zuo Ci's eyes glared: "Are you an old man a blacksmith?" ”
Li Congjia shrugged indifferently: "Whatever you want......"
"Humph......"
Zuo Ci was so angry that he blew his beard,
Two fingers up,
Gently touched on the blade, the cold light appeared, imprinted with a faint firelight, and it seemed that a trace of coldness could be felt.
"My God......" Li Congjia saw it, "nitpicking...... the cadre Mo Xie is afraid that it is nothing more than that, right? ”
Zuo Ci glared and said, "That's blowing and breaking hair." ”
"The same, the same ......" Li Congjia smiled awkwardly, raised his sword in his hand, and quickly cleaned up the perch and set it up on the fire.
There were also cumin powder, sugar and sauce that had not been used up, and Li Congjia poured them on it in one go.
"This technique ......" Zuo Ci shook his head and said, "The old Taoist is unheard of, but it is also novel?" ”
Of course, you can't have seen barbecue a thousand years later......
Li Congjia turned the wooden stick in his hand to himself: "I want to say that I am from a thousand years later, do you believe it or not?" ”
Zuo Ci bowed his head slightly and said, "Believe." ”
Li Congjia shook his hand, looked up and said, "You know? ”
Zuo Ci glanced at Li Congjia indifferently, and said slowly: "People have three fires, which are blessing, lu, and longevity. Fu and Lu are two fires on both shoulders, and the longevity fire is on the top of the head, the old Taoist looks at your longevity fire has been extinguished, and he is a dying person covered with loess coffins, but in fact he is alive and vigorous, like ordinary people, it is really unheard of, it is really weird......"
"Fu Lu Shou three fires? How can I not see it? ”
Zuo Ci sneered: "This is a heavenly opportunity, even the old Taoist can't see his own destiny, you are just a mortal, mortal with the naked eye, how can you spy on the number of destiny?" ”
Bah......
Isn't it rare to see an old brother......
Li Congjia continued to turn the perch in his hand.
The bonfire is booming,
The sea bass is grilled in a while.
Li Congjia handed the whole wooden stick to Zuo Ci.
"Well...... the fish is sweet and soft, accompanied by a high fire quenching skin, juicy and locking the flavor, it is really good!"
Zuo Ci took a sip, took a sip of wine, and nodded approvingly, "If you have any requirements, Lao Dao'er will do what he says, and he should give you a great creation." ”
Li Congjia's eyes lit up: "Can you let me go back to the original world?" ”
Zuo Ci shook his head and said: "This is a heavenly opportunity, and the old Taoist can't do anything." However, Lao Daoer is proficient in the Five Elements of the Book of Changes, knows the art of the room, and can also astrological divination, you can choose any one, and Lao Daoer will definitely teach you. ”
Choose any of the same,
It's like seeing two pieces of money on the road,
One fifty, one hundred,
Of course, I picked up both!
As the saying goes, don't take nothing, don't take it,
It's always good to learn a little more......
Li Congjia hurriedly got up and said with a serious face: "Please accept me as an apprentice." ”
Zuo Ci was stunned for a moment,
Then laughed: "Idiot ......, idiot ......, every sample of the old Taoist must be studied by ordinary people all their lives, as the so-called greed is not rotten......"
Without waiting for Zuo Ci to finish speaking, Li Congjia hurriedly said: "Master, am I an ordinary person?" ”
"You ......"
Zuo Ci stroked his white beard and thought carefully: "The fire of life has been extinguished, but the body is not dead, the reincarnation of heaven is endless, you are not an ordinary person." ”
Li Congjia said proudly: "Since I am not an ordinary person, should I have a little more privileges than ordinary people?" ”
Although Zuo Ci is well-versed in Taoism,
Prolong life, but the reincarnation of heaven is, after all, an eternal and unchanging law.
In case the future feathers fly immortals,
There is no mantle inheritance in the world,
Blind in vain.
However, Li Congjia contains a heavenly opportunity, although it is difficult to detect, but it may also be a big opportunity.
"It's ...... anyway"
Zuo Ci made up his mind, nodded and said, "Old Dao'er will accept you as an apprentice." ”
"Master Xie." Li Congjia hurriedly knelt down,
Facing Zuo Ci, he kowtowed three times in a righteous way.
"However, when you enter the door of the old way, you must abide by the rules of the old way."
Li Congjia said respectfully: "The disciple obeys the order, please make it clear to the master." ”
Zuo Ci bowed his head and said: "The door rules of the old Dao'er are that there are no door rules. ”
"Huh?"
Zuo Ci showed a sly look: "Life is in a hurry for only a hundred years, if you don't act rashly, won't you live in vain?" Lao Daoer is greedy for delicious cups, good in love, as long as it does not violate the laws of heaven and earth, what can't be done? ”
Li Congjia was speechless,
But it's right to think about it,
Just now, Zuo Cike replaced the footbath with a wine cup and played the unknown emperor once.
Li Congjia asked, "What is the law of heaven and earth?" ”
"Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the disciples need to keep it in mind."
Li Congjia secretly thought: "Wouldn't that be more good deeds and do good deeds every day?" ”
Zuo Ci five fingers one,
Three bamboo books glowing with milky white light floated in the air.
"It's ...... Dunjia Heavenly Book? ”
Li Congjia knew that Zuo Ci was cultivating the Tao in Mount Emei,
By chance, I got the Book of Dunjia Heaven,
I have practiced a body of immortal law.
"Not bad." Zuo Ci said, "The Book of Heaven consists of three volumes, which are divided into Heaven and Earth, Earth and People. As a teacher, I will teach you to escape today. ”
Li Congjia put his hands into a support,
A roll of bamboo slips slowly landed in his palm.
The bamboo slips are as warm as jade, and when they touch the palm of the hand, it is like ice touching fire and melting into the palm of the hand.
"Master, this ......"
"Haha......" Zuo Ci looked up to the sky and laughed, "Good man, let's understand the creation of heaven and earth......
After speaking, Zuo Ci's figure slowly turned into nothingness,
Like dissipated fireworks,
It slowly becomes blurry in front of the eyes.
"Good boy, that's the concubine of Shu Lord Meng Chang, give the name Mrs. Hua Rui, you can do it yourself......"
Lady Blossom......
Li Congjia secretly ......,
is so beautiful, no wonder Zhao Kuangyin couldn't hold it at a glance,
After Meng Chang, the lord of Shu, surrendered to the Song Dynasty,
In less than seven days he died of a violent disease,
Immediately afterwards, Mrs. Hua Rui was left in the harem and made a concubine.
I'm afraid that a normal person would think that Taizu poisoned him.
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