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Looking at the return document sent by Ximenqing from Xu County, Cao Cao stroked his beard and laughed: "Hahahaha, this blowing snow is really good at picking grass and beating rabbits!" Let him send Yuan Shu, and before he got there, he fished back a county town with great development potential for us. Hahaha! That's pretty good! Guo Jia on the side also chuckled: "Yes! It's really rare to find such a person who is good at stirring up trouble. We must observe him well and cultivate him! ”

"Bonghyo, don't get used to him too much! Otherwise, he would really cause a big disaster one day. Then we're all going to be led by the nose by him! Cao Cao shook his head, pretending to be angry, and nodded Guo Jia with his hand. Hahahaha! Who knows? Maybe he can help us open up the current stiff situation and show a new situation! This is a wonderful child who has lived a game of chess! The old man laughed loudly in the study, and the whole study was filled with the refreshing fragrance of tea.

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Ximenqing, who didn't know anything about it, was still on the road. The journey is tiring and tedious, so whenever the fatigue strikes again, Ximen Keike will start his solo singing. That classic masterpiece is often performed on the road. Isn't this singing again: "The king called me to patrol the mountains, and I will turn the world around!" Beat my drums, beat my drums! Life is full of rhythm! "At first, this song was a solo work by Ximenqing alone, and then it was a chorus of the entire mission team.

This can scare the people walking on the official road on this road, Ximenqing looked at these complicated eyes that were a little panicked, a little confused, and a little envious, and gradually had ideas again. Anyway, this pop song has already popped out, so let's play bigger! Sing everything I can to him, maybe we can form a Little Tiger team or something! I'm in the Han Dynasty! I'm the No. 1 pop singer of our time!

The procession marched around Yingchuan County, at which point Ximen Qing stopped the entire group. In full view of everyone, he ran to the big rock and shouted, "Brothers, we have only a little money for the travel of the mission. At the moment, if we don't have enough food and drink, we can't wear enough clothes, should we use our own labor to earn more funds? When you're done, let's come and worship our own temple of the five organs? "As soon as everyone hears the reason, then how to act. He asked, "Then what do you say you should do?" Lord Simon! ”

When Ximen Qing saw that there was a play, he coughed cough! He cleared his throat and asked, "Tell me, what is the most profitable business in Luoyang?" "Some people say that they are flipping houses, some people say they are selling goods, and there is even a guy who just wanted to tell the seller that he was slapped by the person next to him. At this time, Ximenqing laughed loudly and said, "You are all wrong. The entertainment industry is the most profitable industry! How to say it! You see that those who tell stories have a single mouth. ”

Ximenqing continued: "The people on the top of Lou Yuelou are all listening, right? Did you say he spent the money? Nope! Therefore, in the eyes of adults, this entertainment industry is the most profitable industry. But are you annoyed by listening to books every day? Are you tired? So Lord Ben created a new form of entertainment, that is, the singing club! ”

Ximenqing continued: "Hey, hey, hi, so explosive! The first song club is about to become a sensation! When the time comes, everyone will count the cramps when they count the money! All right! Yingchuan County is about to arrive, and we will take root in Yingchuan County to start our first vigorous performance. Wait a minute, brothers whose names I have called, pay attention to the fact that as soon as you arrive in Yingchuan, you will go with me to the hotel and have a good night's sleep. Then in the afternoon, I'll go to a field, and I'll command everything! ”

Maybe Ximenqing walked a very big, very big shit luck today. After the group rested. Look at the sky, it was cloudless and a slight breeze was blowing. Look at the crowds of people on the streets, and the sound of hawking is endless. If you want to rent a platform, you can get it for three or five hundred copper dollars! Now everything is ready, only the east wind is owed! After dressing up, Ximenqing and his team were in the sound of a tight gong and drum team. The people of Yingchuan County appeared in front of it with great fanfare!

"Ladies and gentlemen, officials and gentry of Yingchuan County, we are students on a study tour. Traveled all the way to the north and ran out of entanglements, so I came to the way of the saint. Second, to earn some money for the next journey, I hope you will support more! Because Yingchuan is a place of outstanding people, the cultural atmosphere is rich! Naturally, we have to read the classics aloud! For this reason, please join us in reading the scriptures of the saints. At this time, Ximenqing shook his head and said: "If you are a threesome, you must have my teacher." The unknown people in the audience followed and chanted: "If you are a threesome, there must be my teacher." "Isn't it fun to learn and learn?" "Isn't it fun to learn and learn?" "It is better to be happy than to be happy alone, and it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with all." The more Ximen Qing spoke, the more crooked he became, and the audience was already laughing.

"Alright! All right! All right! Thank you very much for your support! Now we're putting on our first show, and that's our Little Tigers. My pioneering work! The opening theme song "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain". At this moment, all the brothers on the stage were gone, and Ximenqing threw off his arms and sang in a handsome posture: "The king asked me to patrol the mountain!" I'll turn the world around. Beat my drums, beat my bang! Life is full of rhythm! ”

The villagers and elders of Yingchuan County looked at Ximenqing's struggling appearance, how could they have seen this crazy battle? From beginning to end, there was no sound, and I don't know who shouted "Okay!" There was a thunderous round of applause. Ximenqing immediately seized the opportunity and said, "Thank you!" Thank you very much! The fathers and villagers of Yingchuan County! Thank you! Thank you! I'm Ximenqing, I'm the lead singer, lyricist, and composer of the Little Tigers, I hope you will always support me, thank you! "A two-person can write a song! It caused a big wave again.

Ximen Qing said again: "Okay! All right! Thank you, folks! The second show we are about to start is a very substantial, very intentional performance! This performance piece is a chorus! Based on the elegant "Book of Songs"! This show is the chorus "Correcting the Old Qin Battle Song"! I hope you enjoy it! Thank you! The first few rows facing the audience are the most murderous dozen people in the Ximen Qing envoy team, all dressed as old Qin people, and they exude their murderous aura while singing: "Rectify the old Qin to restore my rivers and mountains, no blood will be shed, no truce!" Rectify the old Qin to restore my rivers and mountains, no blood will be shed, no truce will be dying! Everyone was immersed in the murderous aura exuded by the veterans and the heavy, majestic singing voice for a long time.