Chapter 394: Everything is for pretending to be forced (3 more votes)
"The man pulls the cart, and the donkey walks with his toes high? This is not abnormal, maybe this is the custom of the Chinese people. Another ninja from the Miyamoto family replied in a low voice.
"Huaxia still has this custom?" The scar-faced ninja who had been questioned earlier was puzzled.
"There are 56 nationalities, what customs are there? It is rumored that in the past, children and young girls had to be put on the boat to worship the river god! The short ninja who spoke the second replied solemnly.
"It makes sense, keep an eye on it, in case something happens, we have to do it as soon as possible, by the way, our Guigu Secret Treasure has been found, why don't the people in the family start yet?" The scar-faced ninja from earlier asked again.
"Shhhh Be quiet, I heard my fifth uncle say, it seems that a holy relic in our Miyamoto family has been lost, and the entrance of the secret vault has a forbidden magic circle, and there is no holy relic, so we can't go down! The short ninja whispered.
"What! Relic? What holy relics were lost, and how? Aren't all holy relics the treasures of our country? How can you lose that! Scarface Ninja was shocked.
"Shhhh You keep quiet, if it weren't for the good relationship between the two of us, I wouldn't tell you, yesterday our cherry blossom community was in chaos, you know, the holy relic was lost at that time, that is, it was snatched away by that despicable donkey and man, and now the high-level of our family are all secretly looking for that person and donkey, and the saint has spoken, if anyone can provide clues about the two of them, a huge reward of three thousand spirit stones will be rewarded! The short ninja whispered.
"I'm tired, three thousand dollars! If only I could see the donkey and the man, I would get rich overnight, hey! By the way, you see that horse, it doesn't look like a donkey? Scarface Ninja was shocked at first, then shocked.
"You want Lingshi to be crazy, horses and donkeys are like ah, rumors, horses and donkeys can also mate and give birth to cubs, and the cubs born are called mules, what can be done between the two races, of course it's like, you are also blind and fantasized, even the big people in the family can't find the man and the donkey, we have no fun." The short monk whispered.
"Hello! Reasonable! However, you said that we should go back and take the horse back in front of us, shape it, dye it gray with white hair, and really make it into a donkey shape, and then ......"
"Shut up! Pretending to receive merit is a big crime! ”
"Roar! I'm just kidding, don't take it seriously, Xiaojing-kun, you go and rest first, I'll keep an eye on these two ancestors! ”
"It's okay, I'll have to guard it if I check it strictly today."
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In the cemetery, the fat man howled a few times, looked left and right, and saw that the cemetery was pitch black, and there seemed to be no one.
So, the fat man slowed down, looked at a gap, and asked in Ye Luo's ear in a low voice: "Why don't I see anyone, that black-bellied donkey can't be fooling me, right?" ”
"Smack-"
The donkey was close this time, and just when he heard it, he kicked directly on the fat man's tail bone with a hoof.
"Huh-" The fat man's body shook, and he suddenly let out an inhuman scream.
In the grass, the scar-faced ninja shivered smartly, and said to himself: "The Chinese people worship their ancestors really show their true feelings, this sad voice is not like pretending." ”
"You don't understand this, Chinese people only believe in their ancestors, caused by true feelings, it is normal to reveal sadness, this, we should learn like Chinese people, this is sadness represents awe!" The short ninja had a calm face.
Seeing this, the corners of Ye Luo's mouth couldn't help twitching fiercely, in order to prevent the fat man from being exposed, after the fat man screamed, Ye Luo immediately sprinkled a handful of paper money, and shouted sadly: "The soul is coming, the clouds are flying!" ”
At the same time, Ye Luo also grabbed the fat man, and said in a low voice: "The ninjas of the Miyamoto family are all around us, don't show your feet, the Zhu family has treated you as a waste of pit goods, and kicked out of the elite team that is looking for the secret treasure of the Ghost Valley, don't you want to find it in advance than those elites and big people, and enter the vault, and then go back with a lot of treasures and anti-heaven inheritance, and go back to pretend to be slapped in the face?" ”
"Yes! But the donkey is simply too deceitful......" the fat man was full of tears.
"Grandpa always mixes up from his grandson, hold back, wait for you to counterattack, I'm afraid that this donkey won't succeed, and I will go back and eat donkey meat and burn it!" Ye Luo glanced at the donkey that was looking back, and immediately lowered his voice and comforted the fat man who had been bullied all the way.
"Fat man, I can't bear it, all in order to pretend to be a counterattack......" The fat man said halfway, and his voice stopped abruptly, because the donkey turned his head and looked at it again, and the fat man wiped his tears and said, "Huh! It's a nice day! ”
The donkey glanced at the fat man, and first used the secret technique to transmit the voice to the fat man: "Wang! Mother, cry well, how can you not cry when you worship your ancestors? Be real! Otherwise, the emperor's teeth seem to be feeling a little itchy lately. ”
Subsequently, the donkey used the secret technique to spread the word to Ye Luo, saying: "How far is it, the emperor has already sensed it, and there may be a powerful aura hidden in front of it." ”
Ye Luo lowered his voice and said solemnly: "It's almost over!" Just ahead, based on the results of my positioning with the Guigu astrolabe last night, it can be speculated that the vault should be in the center of the Miyamoto family stationed in the island country! ”
"Wow! In this place, the Nanjiang River is in the east, the ten-mile causeway is lying, there are fertile fields in the north, there is a river flowing in the south, the sky is chong, the earth is absolute, yin and yang on all sides, its yin is rebellious, it seems to be peaceful, but in fact it contains taboos, damn it, this may really be the location of the vault, but why does the emperor feel that this place is also like a taboo Jedi? The donkey muttered to himself.
"What do you mean? This is where the Ghost Valley Vault is located, how can it be a Jedi? Ye Luo frowned.
"Wang! The cathode is evil, and it seems to be a feng shui treasure land buried in the ancestral grave, but under this treasure land, there seems to be a big murderer! The donkey's tone was mysterious.
"Are you fooling?" Ye Luo glanced back at the donkey.
"Wow! When did the emperor fool around, hey, it's still not right, this hundred-mile cemetery, it seems that it's not just what the emperor sees, it seems that there is something more terrifying hidden, hiss! It's a bit wicked! The donkey whispered.
Then the donkey said, "Wang! Damn, this shouldn't have much to do with the Ghost Valley Vault, forget it, don't worry about it, boy, it's almost in the center in front, where is the vault? ”
Ye Luo whispered: "Pay attention to the feet around you, see if there is any dirt that has been turned over recently, fat man, cry quickly, I feel someone approaching!" ”
Whining!
The fat man cried hard.
The donkey felt it, too, and his hair stiffened, and then, with his swaggering momentum, faded away, and his proud head lowered, and his hair was calm, and he completely returned to the appearance of an ordinary horse, and lowered his head.
Ye Luo glanced at the donkey and said with a wicked smile: "Don't be idle, it's more realistic to eat some grass." ”
"Boy, if you want to die, just say it, this emperor is a higher animal and is not a vegetarian."
The donkey bared its teeth and glared at Ye Luo, and just as the latter was on guard, the donkey lowered its head again and took a bite of the grass, and it felt a powerful aura coming.
"You're not saying you're not a vegetarian." Ye Luo teased.
This time, the donkey did not sneer at each other, but said: "Don't talk nonsense, there are powerful people coming, very terrifying, they are observing us, you are pretending to be like a point, don't miss the horse's feet, otherwise we will have to explain here!" ”
(End of chapter)