Chapter 53: Lao Tzu Wants to Sleep
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When Ximen Qing heard this, he didn't care about whether he was a zongzi or anything, and hurriedly blinked his eyes a few times. Ximenqing was surprised to find that his eyes were no different from usual, and he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I'm scared to death of my teddy baby!" "Hah!" Teddy sneezed as he ran outside the house, and the rapid shaking looked like a whirlwind.
Little Teddy tilted his little head and tried to think about who would mention him at this time, which group of she-wolves? Or the flock of ewes? "Hah!" Another sneeze threw little Teddy out of the clouds, "It looks like it's cold!" Ask Ximen Qing for clothes from the owner of the second goods! No! Play a little more! As soon as I get home, I can't get out! ”
Ximenqing was so angry that he tore off the tulle wrapped around his body, turned his back to the bronze mirror and admired his back quite narcissistically. Even at this moment, Ximenqing didn't forget to blink his eyes a few more times, in case the punishment made by the pit master's system was real and effective, wouldn't it be bad luck? "Hahahaha! This is definitely a trumped punishment! ”
Ximenqing shouted at the two official slaves outside the door again: "Go and get five catties of good wine!" Have a good rest today! Work well tomorrow! Hahahaha! Tomorrow is another day to look forward to! Hearing the soft and glutinous voice outside the door, "No! Ximenqing hurriedly got into the bed. Ay! Take a hot bath! Sleep in a warm bed again! What a beautiful thing! I really don't want to go to Yamen tomorrow to do an errand! ”
Ximen Qingzheng thinks about it beautifully! I finally warmed up the new quilt and immediately prepared to take a nap. Now it's happening! Those eyes seemed to be pressed there by the power of a thousand jun, and Ximenqing couldn't close them safely after exhausting all the strength of his life. "Ahh Ximenqing screamed and sat up, but his eyes were easily closed! "Am I dreaming?"
Ximenqing tried many times in a row, and the result was as clear and clear as a bronze bell striking hard: Want to sleep? Then you can't lie down! That spontaneous mood gave Ximenqing a deep slap in the face, this pain was not only in the flesh, but also in the heart.
At this time, a slightly familiar voice came from outside the door: "Great official! The slaves and maids have brought the wine! I also brought side dishes for you to drink. Ximenqing was in no mood to answer at all, and was secretly feeling sorry for himself for being tortured in such a terrible way.
"Squeak!" The door was gently opened by the two official slaves, and when I saw Ximen Qing sitting on the bed with a colorless face, two crystal tears fell from the corners of his eyes. This scene frightened the two officials and slaves into pale, as if there was not a person but a demon in the house.
A slightly bolder official slave forced a smile and said: "Great official! Don't scare the slaves! If you're in a bad mood, you can touch the slave's little hands! But don't be so deep! I'm scared to death the slave! Ximenqing turned his head to look at the official slave who was speaking, and turned back quietly, without saying a word, only a shallow sigh in response.
The timid official slave had already cried: "What should I do! If this is known by the inn order, we will go out to pick up customers! People don't want it! The slightly bolder official slave also held back his tears, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and quickly rushed to Ximenqing's bedside, raised Ximenqing's left hand and poked it into his chest.
Ximenqing felt that something was wrong and immediately withdrew his left hand, opened his eyes that were not slow and bloodshot, and said, "What are you doing here?" "The slave is afraid that the big officials will be in a bad mood, so they deliberately make the big officials happy!" Ximenqing sniffed: "What kind of smell is this!" Why does it stink so much! How long has it been since you took a shower! ”
The official slave thought there was a drama and pretended to say: "No! Slaves don't stink! I only took a shower at the beginning of the month last month, but I just rubbed some incense powder. "What! Did you take a shower at the beginning of last month? Or just rubbed some incense powder? It's stinky powder! This official is in a very bad mood right now! Stay away from this official! Stinks to death! It stinks like a fox! ”
The official slave glanced back at the companion who was crying with pear blossoms and rain and haggard face, and there was a great sense of joy in his heart that he had succeeded in hunting: Hehe, little girl! Fight with the old lady, you are still a little tender! You won't know all the secrets about men that the deputy envoy told him last month when he was about to knock the old lady down in the stable!
When a man says you're a fox, he's implying that he wants to possess you! Hahahaha! That's the difference between a young lady and a maid! Even if she is sinned, Miss will always be Miss! A maid will always be a maid! The old lady has already inquired, and the stupid-looking guy in front of her is an out-and-out hypocrite! The more he refuses, the more he wants to get you! Today's young officials like this tune! Hahahaha! The old lady is going to leave this hellish place before you!
At that moment, the official slave began to shake his back to Ximenqing, twisted step by step, and walked to the table to arrange the dishes and chopsticks, and his voice became more and more loud: "Official! You're so bad! Don't sit in bed anymore! The slave family accompanies you to have a drink and eat a mouthful of food. When you are full of food and drink, can the slave family help you warm the bed? ”
"What? You put all the food and wine for the official! Then get out of here! In the midst of the astonishment, the official slave also did not choose to speak: "Ah! Official, how can you be so ruthless? Why do you not know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? ”
At that moment, Ximenqing's chaotic and complicated mood was aroused by the success of the official slave: "What are you?" That pavilion order can control you, but this official can't control you? Tomorrow, this official will send you to the Qingzhou military camp as a prostitute! "Ahh No! Slaves don't go to be prostitutes! "Don't get out of here! Do you want the official to write you a transfer document right now? ”
"Slave and maid, get out of here! Get out of here! Don't send out the slaves! ”
Seeing that the two official slaves were deserted and fled, they ran to the table barefoot without clothes at the moment. He raised the flask above his head and drank it clean, but it didn't bring a slight drowsiness as usual. Ximenqing was puzzled: "Could it be that I am good at drinking?" When the vat of wine that was about to be placed on the ground was slurped, he wiped his mouth and said, "That's not right! Why isn't there a little drunk! ”
At this time, the system sent a message that made Ximenqing even more crazy: Hehe! The host's plan is too pediatric! It's absolutely impossible to drink yourself and mix it up for one night! Never heard of anyone who can drink water and drink fragments! Don't think of any other way, it's useless to sleep any way you want now! As soon as the system comes out, Tong Su is not bullied! As soon as the system comes out, stick to the end! Ximenqing was grief-stricken and shouted: "Lao Tzu wants to sleep!" ”