51. Shelling
Successfully won the power to open the mansion and govern affairs, but Lin Yu was not in a hurry to tell Wei Guangdong how to control the ironclad car, and said to Zhu Youxiang: "This ironclad car is the important weapon of the country, and it should be shown to Your Majesty and all the lords of the country Its power." ”
"That's great!" Zhu Youxiang was interested, put his mobile phone in his sleeve and waited.
Ma Shiying was about to see the power of this behemoth, and he also agreed: "Then it will bother General Lin." ”
Lin Yu found an open hillside, asked Wei Guangdong to send someone to disperse the onlookers, and ordered Chen Luyao to say: "You bring the two-color flag to the hillside to command, if the people have not dispersed, wave the red flag; If the field is cleared and cannons can be fired, the green flag is waved. ”
"Humble command!"
Seeing that Lin Yu was not to blame for the past, Chen Luyao worked very hard, agreed, and took a few henchmen to the hillside immediately.
After a stick of incense, Zhu Youliang led five hundred soldiers to disperse the people to a safe area, freeing up an empty area for Lin Yu to fire.
"Your Majesty, please follow me into the cabin and learn how to control it."
Lin Yu generously invited Zhu Youxiang, Ma Shiying, and Wei Guangdong to enter, "Please invite Ma Ge Lao and Commander Wei to enter together." ”
After entering the cockpit, Lin Yu pretended to teach Wei Guangdong, "This is the accelerator, this is the steering wheel, this is the periscope, this is the sight, and this is the launch button......"
I only saw Zhu Youxiang and the three of them confused, not only could I not remember these unfamiliar words, but I also knew nothing about the words on the control screen, and many words were plausible and did not know the meaning.
"Slow, slow...... What's this called? ”
Wei Guangdong's forehead was sweaty, and he pointed to the periscope and asked, "This is the throttle?" This door is too small, right, who can drill out, I'm afraid that three-year-old children can't get out, it's not very reasonable, I'll let people change it when I go back. ”
Lin Yu hurriedly corrected: "Hey...... Commander Wei told him not to change it indiscriminately, this is not the accelerator, this is a periscope, and it is equipment to observe the external situation of the chariot. ”
Bent down and pointed to the pedal at the bottom of the console, "This is the accelerator, press it with your foot to provide fuel to the engine, and this armored car can move forward." ”
"Whip up the chicken?" Wei Guangdong's head almost exploded, "What kind of breed is the launch chicken?" ”
Zhu Youxiang pretended to be and said: "Wei Qing, you are really stupid, there must be a lot of chickens hidden at the bottom of this ironclad car, step on it with your feet to start this group of chickens, let the chickens gallop, and run forward with the ironclad car, this is called starting chickens...... By the way, why didn't I hear the rooster crow? ”
"Ahem......" Ma Shiying's face was pale, as ugly as he was.
Lin Yu almost laughed out loud, as a weapon that spanned hundreds of years, it was a fool's dream to learn it in just a few words!
"There are so many people outside, let's not study the principle of control for the time being, and I will carefully teach it to Commander Wei in my spare time."
Lin Yu pressed the start button, held the steering wheel in his hand, and slowly drove forward with his foot on the accelerator.
Ma Shiying glanced at Wei Guangdong and admonished: "Look carefully, if you can't learn, you will learn from a clever person tomorrow." ”
Under the watchful eye, Lin Yu drove the Merkava tank forward for five or six hundred meters, and quietly locked on to Chen Luyao's position with his sight. I saw that this dog thief was excitedly waving the green flag in his hand at the moment, signaling that he could open fire.
"In this situation, should you shout and shoot at me?"
Lin Yu snickered secretly in his heart, let you eat inside and out, you Chen Luyao don't know the horsepower, but Lao Tzu wants to see if your heart is red or black today?
"Your Majesty, this is the launch button, you can shoot a cannonball by clicking it......" Lin Yu pointed to the red button on the console.
"It's easy, let me try it!"
Before Lin Yu's words fell, Zhu Youxiang had already reached out and pressed the launch button fiercely.
I saw a shell whistling out of the chamber and landing on the hillside a kilometer away, and the dust that exploded was scattered and dusty.
The onlookers of civil and military officials and the crowd of ordinary people let out a burst of exclamations almost at the same time, and the noise resounded on the south bank of the Yangtze River.
"Wow...... What a cannonball! ”
"It's so powerful, it's like a meteorite falling from the sky, I don't know how many times more powerful than Jiannu's red-clothed cannon!"
"It seems to have blown up someone, why is the person waving the flag on the hillside disappearing just now?"
The strong recoil made the Merkava tank shake a few times, and after it stabilized, Zhu Youxiang, Ma Shiying, and Wei Guangdong looked out through the periscope, only to see that the hillside thousands of kilometers away was dusty, and the ground was blown up.
"What's that?"
Wei Guangdong's eyes were sharp, and he saw Chen Luyao's severed limbs in the gravel and dry grass all over the ground, and patted his head and said, "It's bad, Your Majesty has blown up someone." ”
Lin Yu also pretended to come over, and after reading it, he said with a surprised face: "Oops...... The minister was introducing the operation method, and His Majesty rushed to press the button and blew Chen Luyao to death. ”
Zhu Youxiang reacted quickly this time, and said with his hands behind his back: "The one who bullied the king and recklessly died innocently, and I will punish him...... Shoot! ”
Wei Guangdong immediately got out of the cockpit and stood on top of the tank and announced: "The traitor Chen Luyao is a criminal who deceives the king, and His Majesty will be executed by cannonball, so there is no need to panic." ”
died a little Chen Luyao, and no one took it seriously.
After the test firing of the cannonball, the civil and military officials surrounded this huge chariot from the north gate into the capital, first went to the filial piety tomb to worship Taizu, prayed to heaven and earth, and finally drove to the Forbidden City to park in front of the noon gate.
There was another grand feast in the Forbidden City, Zhu Youxiang used the strength of the wine to blow himself heroic, saying that he had learned to control the ironclad car, and accurately hit the bullying thief Chen Luyao, and he was drunk in a compliment.
The wine feast was filled with singing and dancing, which lasted from noon to eight o'clock in the evening, and after Zhu Youxiang was supported by the eunuchs, the civil and military officials dispersed one after another.
Seeing that Ma Shiying, Lu Daqi, Wei Guangdong and others had been staring at him, Lin Yu got up and said goodbye: "Old Ma Ge, the lower officials are not strong enough to drink, so I will leave." ”
Ma Shiying stroked his beard and nodded: "General Lin has worked hard today, go back and rest early, and tomorrow I have to come back tomorrow to continue to teach Commander Wei the method of driving the ironclad car." ”
Lin Yu said in his heart, there are less than thirty liters of fuel left in the fuel tank, and he can run 30 kilometers at most, and there is still one shell left, even if I don't lock the center console, you can only stare dryly!
"The subordinate obeys." Lin Yu happily agreed.
Walking out of the Huagai Hall where the banquet was held, Lin Yu found Han Zanzhou, the eunuch of the ceremony, and asked him for the ten palace maids that Zhu Youxiang promised yesterday.
For this newly favored general, Han Zanzhou did not dare to slack off, and immediately summoned three hundred palace maids overnight and asked Lin Yu to choose: "In addition to the close maids of the harem maids, the other dancing girls, singers, and palace maids are all here, please choose at will." ”
Three hundred young women, all of the same age, are between fifteen and twenty-five, and the clothes they wear are also the same palace clothes, and their hair buns are almost identical, Lin Yu is a little dazzled, and he can't tell which one is Li Xiangjun.
"Is there a girl named Li Xiangjun?" Lin Yu cleared his throat, put his hands behind his back and asked, "Please Miss Li Xiangjun come out of the queue and follow me out of the palace." ”
As soon as Lin Yu's words fell, a palace maid hiding at the back of the crowd showed a look of surprise, with tears in her eyes, and walked out of the crowd with heavy steps, and bowed solemnly: "The little woman Li Xiangjun has seen the general. ”
Li Xiangjun has always been in love with Hou Fangyu, although he was recruited into the palace, Zhu Youxiang did not take a fancy to himself, and at least he could keep his innocence in the palace. If you really follow this young general out of the palace, I'm afraid that ......
Han Zanzhou scolded: "General Lin is your blessing to be able to take a fancy to you, and he even shed tears?" Isn't it much better to follow General Lin to eat and drink spicy food than to be a dancing girl in the palace? ”
"But I already have a lover in my heart, please ...... general" Li Xiangjun looked sad, and the tears in the corners of his eyes were difficult to suppress.
Han Zanzhou scolded: "Bold, you are just a Qinglou woman, and you really regard yourself as a golden branch and jade leaf?" ”
Li Xiangjun argued on the basis of reason: "The slave and maid fell into the Qinglou and was also forced to be helpless, although it is not a golden branch and jade leaf, but it is also a show of art and not a person, and it is also a matter of etiquette, righteousness and shame." ”
Han Zanzhou raised the dust and wanted to fight, but was dragged by Lin Yu with his raised hand: "Gong Han is angry." ”
He said to Li Xiangjun again: "Miss Xiangjun, your lover Hou Fangyu is my staff, and I am entrusted by him to take you out of the palace." ”
Li Xiangjun cried with joy when he heard this, and knelt down and kowtowed: "Thank you General Lin for your grace, the servant misunderstood you." ”
I didn't sleep well last night, Lin Yu was already very tired, so he asked Li Xiangjun to pick a few sisters who were good on weekdays to follow him out of the palace together, and returned to the post house overnight.