Chapter 505: Shameless, the disabled also lie!
In the western restaurant.
As soon as Xu Yan left, Zhang Lan and Qin Xiaoyue got together, looking at the direction of the bathroom and whispering.
"Xiaoyue, how is it, has the bathroom sign been changed?" Zhang Lan asked.
"You can rest assured that I will do something, now it is the women's bathroom that hangs the sign of the men's bathroom, and it is the men's bathroom that hangs the sign of the women's bathroom, you just wait to see him make a fool of himself." The corners of Qin Xiaoyue's lips curled, and she smiled.
Hearing what her friend said, Zhang Lan also became excited, but after only a moment of happiness, she began to suffer from gains and losses again, and said uneasily: "Then do you think he will be fooled?" ”
It's no wonder that she is careful, she collided with Xu Yan so many times, and every time she felt that she could make him look good, but as a result, Xu Yan's guy was fine, but she was often discouraged, which made her almost have a psychological shadow.
Qin Xiaoyue didn't know about this situation, and thought that she was doubting her ability to do things, her good-looking eyebrows raised, and said: "You can rest assured, I changed the bathroom brand, the brand is so obvious, as long as he is not blind or illiterate, he will definitely be fooled, and when I go to the bathroom, I see that there are people in the women's bathroom, Xu Yan will definitely bump into it when he goes, you can relax and wait to see a good show!" ”
"Well, sister, it's interesting." After Qin Xiaoyue said this, she looked at Zhang Lan as if she was invited, but seeing that her brows were still frowning, she seemed to be a little uneasy, she couldn't help but wonder: "What's wrong with you, won't you regret it, you feel sorry for him, right?" ”
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that this was the case, Qin Xiaoyue warned: "I can tell you, this plan was thought of by us together, and I am also here to help you, you must not blame me." ”
Seeing that he was just worried, afraid that this trick would fail again, his friend actually thought that he couldn't bear it, Zhang Lan suddenly had a black line in his head, and said angrily: "Where do you want to go, I can't bear it, I will regret it, I wish he died!" ”
"Really?" Qin Xiaoyue looked suspicious.
"It's more real than real money!" Zhang Lan cut the railway without the slightest hesitation.
This attitude made Qin Xiaoyue confused, he waved his hand and said: "Wait, you wait, let me take care of it, you are not unbearable, not regretful, then what are you worried about?" ”
"I'm afraid I won't be able to fix him, this guy is despicable, and extremely cunning, it's not easy to deal with him." Zhang Lan said her concerns, this is also a feeling, if Xu Yan is easy to deal with, there is no need to ask Qin Xiaoyue for help today, she has already found the field by herself, maybe she doesn't remember him at this time.
"Do you think too highly of him, he was tricked into going to the women's bathroom, and there are still people inside, don't you think that he can get out of the way so well." Qin Xiaoyue didn't know that Xu Yan was powerful, and she had reservations about Zhang Lan's words.
"It's not impossible." Zhang Lan nodded.
Seeing that Zhang Lan was so dignified, Qin Xiaoyue also paid attention to it, thought for a while, and said, "If you don't worry, let's go over and have a look." ”
"Let's go, let's see!"
……
In the women's bathroom.
Xu Yan pushed the door in, and went deep into it, but unexpectedly found that there was no urinal inside, which made him feel a thrill in his heart, combined with the fact that he said that he wanted to go to the bathroom but was stopped by Zhang Lan for a while, he immediately knew that he had been rectified, Qin Xiaoyue went to the bathroom, not simply for convenience, but in order to change the brand outside the bathroom, so as to lead him to be fooled.
I have to say that Xu Yan is really smart and very vigilant, and through some subtle things, he guessed the beginning and end of the matter.
Knowing that he had been deceived and entered the women's bathroom, Xu Yan didn't dare to stay longer, and was about to turn around and leave, but it was too late, and before he could turn around, the door of a compartment in front of him opened, and a beautiful girl walked out.
Worst!
Seeing this scene, Xu Yan chuckled in his heart, and immediately knew that something was wrong, and he was about to rush out as soon as possible.
But as soon as this thought turned, he changed his mind, and by this time he had gone deep into the bathroom, five or six meters away from the door, and even if he was fast, he could not be faster than the girl's gaze, in which case he would inevitably be exposed.
"What should I do?"
Xu Yan's mind was racing, and countless thoughts arose in an instant, what escaped from the bathroom, what broke into other cubicles, what rushed up to stun the beautiful girl...
But these were vetoed by him one by one, and he escaped from the bathroom, and it was definitely too late in time; The same is true for breaking into other compartments; As for stuning beautiful girls, forget it, it's not an urgent task.
Although these thoughts are written for a long time, in fact, it is just a blink of an eye, at this time the beautiful girl has seen Xu Yan, and Xu Yan has also made a decision, he did not run away, nor rushed up, but his eyelids suddenly turned up, revealing a large area of whites of his eyes, one hand touched forward, took small steps, groped forward, and pretended to be blind.
While pretending to be blind, Xu Yan secretly prayed in his heart: Don't scream, don't scream!
His luck is not bad, the beautiful girl did not shout, at the beginning of seeing a man break into the women's bathroom, she was really startled, and was about to shout, but when she saw Xu Yan's eyes white, as if she couldn't see anything, she took back the shout that was about to exit, and secretly observed Xu Yan to judge whether he was really blind.
Xu Yan's eyes rolled and he was hazy, he couldn't see clearly at all, but he didn't hear the girl's shouting, nor did he hear her scolding, he suddenly knew in his heart that the other party should be confused by his blind appearance.
Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, the eyeballs covered by his eyelids turned, and suddenly he had an idea, just seeing his palm touching, turning against the wall, and constantly groping, so he turned half a circle, he couldn't help muttering: "Strange, why is there no urinal, I asked the two women outside, they said that this is the men's bathroom, there is no reason to lie to me to a disabled person!" ”
Xu Yan muttered, frowned, groped a few more times, and still didn't touch the urinal, but he touched the compartment, "Forget it, don't look for the urinal, go to the compartment." ”
As he spoke, Xu Yan came to the main door of the compartment, touched the doorknob, opened the door and got in.
I have to say that this brain circuit is really different from ordinary people, others must be the first to think about getting out in this situation, but Xu Yan is different, before the crisis is resolved, he calculated Zhang Lan and Qin Xiaoyue again.
The beautiful girl watched and listened from the sidelines, until Xu Yan got into the compartment, she didn't find that Xu Yan was pretending, and thought that he really broke in by mistake.
In this way, she naturally did not say anything and quietly left the bathroom.
……
Outside the bathroom.
Zhang Lan and Qin Xiaoyue stood around the corner, constantly looking in the direction of the bathroom, waiting for Xu Yan to be found, waiting for him to be blasted out.
But one minute passed, two minutes passed, three minutes passed... It's been quiet inside.
Just when the two of them were waiting impatiently, thinking that something had happened inside, the beautiful girl walked out, and when Zhang Lan and the two looked at her, she also found the two of them for the first time, seeing that they were sneaky, combined with Xu Yan's previous words, she still didn't understand that it was the two of them who deceived Xu Yan.
Thinking that the two of them were even deceived by the disabled, and had no moral bottom line, the more the beautiful girl thought about it, the more uncomfortable she became, and when she passed by the two of them, she glanced at the two of them and said disdainfully: "Shameless, even the disabled are deceived!" ”