Chapter 146: Into the Tiger's Den
The chopsticks flew for a while, and Li Jing felt a little embarrassed. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoAs the chief bookkeeper of the Duke of Chu, this picture is indeed a bit embarrassing. But these things in front of him are so delicious, and he is also fortunate to taste them in the imperial kitchen of the Imperial Palace. Compared with these things in front of you, it is also much inferior. It's just a pity, such a beautiful child. is actually interested in cooking, Li Jing can't help but secretly cry out in his heart that it's a pity!
A gentleman cooks far away, this is a stubborn concept in the hearts of people of this era. As long as you are a cook, you are ranked as inferior. Although he is not a pariah, in the eyes of these nobles, the cook is a pariah.
"Master Li came to my Tang Mansion as a guest, and Chai Shao respects Master Li for a drink. Drink well! When Li Jing's chopsticks were flying, Chai Shao was also thinking about ideas. The eyes and the eldest grandson Wuji have communicated in the air I don't know how many times, and I don't know how many times these two good friends have cultivated to the extent that they are heart-to-heart. Anyway, Chai Shao looked at the eldest grandson Wuji and couldn't help but look at the wine glass, and after thinking for a while, he would understand.
No matter how high Li Jing's martial arts are, it is impossible to rob people in the Tang State Mansion. Since you can't outwit the enemy, it's always a good way to outwit. No matter how strong Li Jing is, he must not have tasted the taste of this steamed spirit.
I think that at the beginning, Chai Shao and the eldest grandson Wuji were both defeated in front of this steamed wine. vomited so much that he doubted life, and the next morning he woke up with a splitting headache, which made people feel a suicidal impulse. Let this Li Jing taste the taste of steamed wine today, I believe that as long as it is a man who drinks, he will have a strong interest in this spirit. After all, the Great Sui is the only one and has no other semicolon.
There was a strong aroma of wine in the cup, and Li Jing had long wanted to have a drink. Helplessly, one is that his mouth is occupied, and the other is that the host does not serve a cup, and it is not good for him, a guest, to toast first.
"Duke Chu's birthday was supposed to be Li entertaining a few distinguished guests, but now he came to the Tang Mansion to disturb him. Li Jing punished himself with a cup! Li Jing picked up the wine glass and drained the wine in the glass at once.
Chai Shao's eyes almost fell off, and there was someone who poured his own wine like this. and the eldest grandson Wuji glanced at each other, and both sides saw a hint of joy in each other's eyes.
"Master Li is happy, I, Chai Shao, just like a heroic man like Master Li. Today, Master Li came to the Tang State Mansion, and our brothers will not return if they are not drunk. Looking at the age of the main book, Chai Shao called Brother Li. How about you and my brother drinking three drinks in a row for the first time? Chai Shao stood up and raised his glass. It's just that while speaking, his hand shook unconsciously. Some of the wine spilled in the glass, and it was truly full of enthusiasm.
"Okay, thanks to Brother Chai for looking up to me Li Jing. Three cups is three cups! "The glass of wine just now was soft and slightly sweet. If you look at the amber syrup, you can see that this wine is extraordinary. Li Jing is not a greedy person, but he has been cultivating his qi and body for many years. The body is very strong, even if you drink this sweet and silky wine, it is not a problem.
"Bang", "Bang" and "Bang" wine to the cup of dry, Li Jing dried four glasses of steamed wine in a row. The originally fair face immediately swelled up with a flush.
Yun Hao, who was sitting at the bottom, lowered his head and was busy eating and drinking. But in my heart, I laughed like a fox who stole a fat chicken! In order to cover the strong pungency of the steamed wine, Yun Hao mixed a lot of honey into the wine. The alcohol content has not changed, but the taste has changed a lot. The sweet taste seems to be made from Hu Ren's grapes, but Yun Hao knows. The alcohol content of this thing is almost comparable to Hengshui Lao Baigan. Drink every minute until you doubt life!
Let you Li Jing be like a ghost, and you must also drink Lao Tzu's footwashing water. Yun Hao kept eating and drinking, and the corners of his eyes glanced at Chai Shao and the eldest grandson Wuji, intentionally or unintentionally. It's really a fucking good friend, and he can communicate with his eyes. It can be seen that the two have reached the highest level of embarrassment. Yun Hao was suspicious that there was an indescribable relationship between the two.
Li Jing drained the glass of wine, and Chai Shao was not ambiguous. "Bang", "Bang", "Bang" also toasted three times in a row, and then shouted heroically. It's just that there are some symptoms of regurgitation when he sits, betraying his not calm stomach.
"Good man! Master Li, under the eldest grandson Wuji. The father is the right guard general Changsun Sheng. I have a good relationship with the uncle of the main book, General Han Baohu, and our father has been friends for a lifetime. My eldest grandson Wuji toasts Brother Li three cups! "Although the eldest grandson's family is not a first-class magnate, it can also be regarded as a powerful family. Otherwise, it would be impossible for the eldest grandson to marry the second son of Tang Guogong!
Li Jing was stunned, but the other party moved out of the friendship between his father and his uncle. Li Jing didn't have a choice, and it was "Bang", "Bang", "Bang" and "Bang" wine to the bottom of the glass.
After the wine was drunk, Li Jing felt that something was wrong. Although this wine is soft, it seems to have a lot of strength. After seven glasses of wine in a row, it was actually a little upset. What's going on? Li Jing took a closer look at the amber liquor, except that the color and viscosity were as clear and transparent as water.
Looking at the eldest grandson Wuji again, this guy doesn't seem to be comfortable. Li Jing didn't know that Yun Hao had a very poor relationship with the eldest grandson Wuji. How could it be possible for him to drink wine with honey, but what he drank was pure Lao Baigan. After these three glasses of wine, the eldest grandson Wuji's face was so spicy that he twitched.
Li Jing knows some of the doorways on the rivers and lakes, if the wine is adulterated with medicine. The wine must be cloudy, and it can never be so clear. But this wine is also too strong, let alone seven glasses of this wine in the past. Even if it was seventeen cups, there would never be such a big reaction.
At this point, it was too late to react, and the drinker began to be wise. But as soon as the wine came up, people began to get excited. Anyone who has ever drunk knows that even the guy who says he has drunk too much hasn't drunk much at all. On the contrary, those guys who even say that I'm okay, I'm okay, that's what really drinks too much.
Seeing that Li Jing's face was already red, the eldest grandson Wuji decided to make a trick. "Hahaha! How can I wait for my brother to drink, how can we not sing and dance. Come and spread the song and dance. ”
Li Jing was about to speak, but he closed his mouth when he heard the song and dance. Just by singing and dancing to slow down the strength of alcohol, he did not speak and acquiesced.
A short time later, several singers walked in in thin and leaky clothes. Snow-white skin is a little parchy, especially in sensitive areas. Say that it is not exposed, and it is vaguely visible that it is not revealed. In such a costume, before the opening song and dance, the men on the scene had the urge to turn into human wolves.
Li Jing was pranayama trying to sober up and saw these singers. Inevitably, my heart was beating wildly and my mouth was dry. With that little bit of Dao heart, I didn't know where to go to drill sand for a long time.
A pipa sound of tearing gold and brocade sounded, and the plum blossom-like dancers suddenly dispersed. In the middle of nowhere, a dancing girl in a red shirt appeared, and this dancing girl was born with eyebrows. There is a flame pattern painted on the center of the eyebrows, and it is not too outstanding to say that this beauty is not too outstanding. A stunning beauty is not counted, but a beauty is still counted. It's just those eyes, those eyes are extremely smart. It seems to have a puddle of water in it, and it definitely has the effect of seducing the soul.
As long as a man is looked at by these eyes, it seems that his soul is immediately taken away. All that left me was looking at her, and I didn't care what she sang or danced.
Among the men in the field, I'm afraid only Yun Hao is not too confused. Just kidding, by Aoi-sensei, Ozawa-sensei, high-speed sensei, Amami-sensei, Hata-sensei...... (50,000 names omitted below!) After the edification, who will be interested in this thing. In other words, the hard disk plus the thirty or fifty T's of the mobile hard disk are occupied in vain?
Li Jing seemed to have lost his soul, and his eyes looked directly at the dancing girl. I don't know when my saliva comes out, where is there still a generation of military gods. It seems to be no different from Brother Pig, who has not known the taste of meat for three years.
Ay......! The hero is sad to pass the beauty level! Yun Hao picked up a ball and put it in his mouth to chew "Gaba" and "Gaba". This thing has to be eaten while it is hot, and it will not taste good when it is cold.
At the end of the day, it's too young. Except for grabbing two handfuls and picking twice, he can't do anything he wants, Yun Hao is now very desireless and rigid!
At the end of the song, the souls of the few animals present have not fully recovered. Li Jingha's hair dripped to the placket of his clothes, and Yun Hao was embarrassed for him.
In the end, he is a noble son, and he is ruthless and thick-skinned, which is the most basic quality. Li Jing inadvertently wiped a handful of saliva that flowed down his beard and said: "This girl is really good, it looks like there is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger in the Tang State Mansion!" Hahaha! ”
"Where! Where! This is the singer that the younger brother bought on the road to Luoyang, since Brother Li likes it. That's ......! When the eldest grandson Wuji saw Li Jing's appearance, he already had a score in his heart. This singer was really bought by him on the way to Luoyang, and it cost him a hundred yuan. It was also the brothel owner who lost money in gambling and was called for debts. Otherwise, it would never be possible to sell it so cheaply.
"Ahem......! This is a little bit of the eldest grandson's virtuous brother's dedication to the Duke of Chu, and the posture of the willow is just for the Duke of Chu to enjoy. "In the eyes of these noble children, the singer is not a human being, no different from a pet like a cat and a dog and a prosperous wealth. Gifting each other singers is even more commonplace. In order to express his affection for Yang Su, it is reasonable for the eldest grandson Wuji to send such a beautiful singer. In fact, in the past few days, there is no shortage of beautiful women in the gift lists sent by the officials of the Great Sui.
However, Chai Shao has a bad heart here, looking at Li Jing's pig brother's appearance. must have been moved by this singer, no wonder! Chai Shao, such a woman, was also a little tempted. But for the sake of big things, let's be patient for the time being. As long as alive, what woman does not.
Since you Li Jing is moved, Lao Tzu will simply give her to Yang Su. Look at how you kid is troublesome, and he is restless all day long. I shouldn't have time to fight Yun Hao's idea! In a hurry, Chai Shao remembered the old things of the Three Kingdoms. Perhaps, with this woman, Li Jing and Yang Su can be separated. If Lu Bu can stage the drama of killing Dong Zhuo, it will be even better.
Diao Chan's story is still Yun Hao on the way to Luoyang. It's boring to say to Chai Shao, but now Chai Shao is learning to use it on Li Jing.
It can be seen that Li Jing's status in Yang Sufu is not low. If something comes out of such a guy and Yang Su's singer...... Hey! Yang Su, you should worry about the little fire in the backyard!
Li Jing thought that the eldest grandson Wuji was going to give this singer to himself, but he was about to thank him when he heard Chai Shao's words. I can't help but be disappointed, but I understand it when I think about it. Such a high-quality singer would never give herself this little master book. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh secretly. In the end, people are soft-spoken, such a beautiful woman has no share of her own.
Such a smart woman enters the Yang Mansion, even if Yang Su does not sleep. Naturally, there are also scourges of the children of the Yang family, and others don't talk about it. The eldest prince Yang Xuangan is a demon in the color, and there is no reason why he can't see such a woman. Thinking about the beautiful body pressed under someone else's body, Li Jing felt as if a stone had been pressed on his chest, and he was suffocated.
"Ugh! The eldest grandson is gracious, and Li Jing must tell the Duke of Chu. Presumably Chu Gong must like this singer very much. Li Jing spoke, but his eyes were still looking at this singer. There is a strong reluctance in his eyes!
Unexpectedly, the singer also looked at Li Jing with affection, and the two looked at each other. Unexpectedly, sparks collided in the air, and Li Jing only felt that his little liver was scratched by the cat's paws. Suddenly, my heart beat faster than thirty. Blood pressure also increased, and now if it is measured by blood pressure, it is not about the same as 202.
Chai Shao was even happier when he saw Li Jing like this. Seeing that the eldest grandson Wuji was still a little reluctant, he coughed lightly and said, "Hahaha!" Beauty, don't give a toast to Master Li. You beautiful heroes, you must drink three glasses. Come on, change the big glass. ”
Chai Shao said heroically, and those guys under his command immediately sent the big cup that had been prepared a long time ago. And thoughtfully poured the amber wine.
As the saying goes, wine is the color matchmaker, but this color is also the catalyst of wine. Seeing the matchmaker bowing down with a drink, Li Jing's heart was about to melt. Without saying a word, he raised his neck and drank a large glass. The singer also drank a glass of wine, and a flush suddenly appeared on her fair face. The appearance after drinking is even more delicate, and the cheeks are like ripe apples, which makes people want to take a bite.
"Good, good! Good things come in pairs, one more drink! Chai Shao applauded beside him, and the eldest grandson Wuji slapped the table excitedly when he saw Li Jing's shaky appearance. This steamed wine is so fucking spicy, the eldest grandson Wuji really doesn't want to drink it anymore.
The little guy who was waiting on the side immediately came up and poured another full glass.
"Girl, Li Jing is polite. Do it first! Li Jing burped loudly, spewed out a puff of wine, and said with a hard tongue.
The singer was not ambiguous, and took another big glass with her glass.
Yun Hao was a little dumbfounded, although this wine was added with honey, the degree was not low. With this half-catty drink, Yun Hao is looking forward to the follow-up reaction of the two. Will there be a striptease to watch?
After two toasts, the singer's white breasts turned rose-colored. The little girl filled the third glass of wine, and the singer didn't wait for Li Jing to speak. He spoke first: "Little woman Hongfu, I would like to give you a drink." ”
Yun Hao bit on the chopsticks in one bite, and almost knocked out one of his teeth. Red Whisk ......! The Red Whisk Girl? My God, Li Jing, Li Jing, you are going to die this time.