Chapter 579: Pretending to be a Pig and Eating a Tiger (Part I)
I have to say that Li Muyun's chicken soup is indeed poisonous enough, but it unexpectedly stimulated Li Chengqian's fighting spirit.
I only heard His Royal Highness the Crown Prince snort angrily, and said angrily: "Okay, you wait, sooner or later, one day, Lao Tzu will let you not sleep in the morning." ”
"Let's talk about it when we have the opportunity, the important problem at the moment is how to solve the monks and Taoist priests who occupy my land and don't pay it back, if you can't even solve this, what else will you mention sooner or later."
As the saying goes, it is better to be a general than a general, Li Muyun knows this very well, so he doesn't have any empty head at all for Li Chengqian, and goes straight to the dry goods.
Li Chengqian seems to have been fooled, but the prince is the prince in the end, even if he has never eaten pork, he has seen a pig run, how can he be provoked by him so easily, he only smiled coldly and said: "Li Muyun, don't think that this palace is a fool, you can't get any better if you pit this palace into it, you will be one of the vice presidents from today onwards, and you will work hard with this palace in the future." ”
"Cheng, anyway, with you in front of the thunder, it's easier for me to handle it in the back."
"You ......, you scoundrel!" Li Chengqian finally discovered that in terms of shamelessness, it seems that he is not a little worse than Li Muyun.
"Hahaha...... didn't you just know about it today!" Li Muyun laughed, picked up the wine jar and motioned to Li Chengqian to touch it.
Li Chengqian's straight back suddenly collapsed, and he stretched out his hand and nodded at Li Muyun: "I really don't know what Changle likes about you, I ......" Halfway through his words, a little eunuch ran over from a distance and gave a salute: "His Royal Highness the Prince, Your Majesty summoned the King of Xiaoyao County over." ”
Li Chengqian suddenly showed a smile of schadenfreude, and slapped Li Muyun on the shoulder: "Go, don't let my father wait for a long time, otherwise your trouble will come." ”
Li Muyun glanced at Li Chengqian with a very unwelcome look, patted his ass and stood up, without saying a word, bypassing the Nanmu pillar in the main hall, and immediately saw a cow and coaxing guy standing in the middle of the main hall.
Lu Dongzan, the envoy of Tibet, but hasn't this guy already returned to China? How did it end up here? Li Muyun was slightly stunned, but he didn't stop at his feet, bypassed a few tables of old guys who were in Hapi, came to Li Er and bowed: "Brother Huang, are you looking for me?" ”
"Hehe, someone wants to compare poetry with you, you don't want to be the name of Datang." Li Er had a weird smile on his face and raised his chin behind Li Muyun.
"It's a Tibetan again?" Li Muyun looked back at Lu Dongzan with a smile.
As a result, he didn't pay attention to this time, and the guy who was still talking just now immediately closed his mouth with a pale face, staring at him with burning eyes, and his expression was like seeing an enemy who killed his father.
Just as the so-called is not a family that does not get together, just like a river of spring water flowing eastward, Li Muyun killed six Tubo guards with his bare hands, Lu Dongzan is still vivid, often waking up in a cold sweat in his dreams, but he does not want to meet again at the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner of this Tang Dynasty.
But fortunately, today's occasion is more special, at the dinner hosted by Li Er, Li Muyun should not be so presumptuous to kill, which makes Lu Dongzan more or less relieved, at least he doesn't have to worry about his old life.
Just thinking about it, Li Muyun had already turned around and came to him in front of him, and asked in a very concerned tone: "Tubo envoy, are your subordinates' feet okay?" ”
The corners of Lu Dongzan's mouth twitched, and he replied with a forced smile: "I accept your concern, I have already seen you." ”
Li Muyunpi continued with a smile: "Oh, that's good, but to tell you a word of conscience, in my opinion, those guards of yours have all changed, they are not very good and their temper is not small, if they are used again, the days when they will cause trouble for you in the future are still ahead." ”
What can Lu Dongzan say, he can only admit that he is unlucky when he encounters such a mischievous guy, and according to his understanding of Li Muyun during this time, he knows that this guy is a crazy person, and he doesn't care about any shame or shamelessness, and the conflict with such a person is completely uncomfortable for himself.
So Hu Lu Dongzan rationally diverted the topic, and said with a smile: "His Royal Highness the King of Ease, I heard that your poetry is unique in the market, I wonder if Dongzan is lucky enough to be able to feast his ears today?" ”
Li Muyun sneered in his heart, knowing that this Lu Dongzan must have come prepared, but it was not so easy to let himself be obedient and at his mercy, so he shook his head and sighed: "They are all made up, I can't even write all the names, a rough person, where can there be any poems." ”
"This ......" Lu Dongzan was stunned, originally he thought that Li Muyun's perverse character would not allow others to provoke, but he didn't expect this guy to be humble.
"Shameful guy." Li Er was on top, listening to Li Muyun's 'modest' words, and secretly scolded.
The group of civil officials below also had strange expressions, feeling that Li Muyun was a bit embarrassed to say this, Yu Zhining was even more angry and put the wine bottle in his hand on the table, and snorted angrily.
Lu Dongzan was slightly happy when he saw this scene, and pulled Li Muyun and said: "King Xiaoyao, don't sweep everyone's interest, we foreign ministers have heard of your great name of civil and military all-round talent some time ago, but today is a celebration presided over by His Majesty the Heavenly Khan, and it is somewhat inappropriate to use swords and swords, so why do you also want to show your hand in the way of poetry and literature?" ”
Li Muyun continued to pretend to be cowardly, and shook his hand again and again: "What kind of civil and military all-rounder, don't you scold me!" Look over there, all the people sitting in my Datang elite, they are the real all-rounders, I just studied under the teacher for more than a year, and the teacher always said that I was not a good climate, and they all wanted to expel me from the teacher. ”
"Don't be so modest, there is a saying in Datang that it is not groundless, if you don't have this talent, how can you have a reputation?" Lu Dongzan seemed to be determined to make Li Muyun ugly, and persuaded him vigorously.
In this situation, Li Muyun has no chance to hurt people at all, and Li Er can't let him make a move in public, Lu Dongzan doesn't have any worries at all.
In addition, Lu Dongzan has heard some rumors during this time, some people say that Li Muyun is indeed a double poetry, and the more famous one is "Out of the Stopper", of course, it is more said that "Out of the Stopper" was copied by Li Muyun from elsewhere, and he didn't write it himself at all, which someone else has also admitted in person, and it is more credible to think about it.
It is precisely because of this that Lu Dongzan will reluctantly force Li Muyun to write poems, in order to make him ugly, in order to avenge the shame of being killed by him and six guards some time ago.