Chapter 1: Oh my God

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The golden black goes down in the west, the jade rabbit grows in the east, and there is a strange atmosphere in the jungle. Tai Ritian baby curled up in the front pocket of Ximenqing's black sweatshirt and kept trembling, only daring to make a soft voice.

Yes! It's really aggrieved.,Today it's chasing Ono Meow like estrus.。 Chase from the river to the woods, from the woods to the sorghum fields. while running desperately; While barking complainingly, as if this little wild meow is its uncommon hatred of the baby. This escape and chase, somehow drip into the strange jungle in front of you. Of course, he also caught up with a middle two master like Ximenqing.

If, let's say there's a chance to do it all over again. Ximenqing must use a leash to tie the baby Tai Ritian to the waist of the tree, so that it can train its throat well instead of exercising its tireless little body to chase the god horse Xiaoye Meow! Hey! Forget it, look at the timid and pitiful look on the face of the baby Tai Ritian. The way home can only be difficult for Ximenqing, who is the master, to look for.

The jungle was filled with all kinds of sounds, cooing and croaking. In this place where only five fingers can be seen. To be honest, Ximen Qing is difficult to distinguish. Fortunately, the temperature is still very warm, and there is no possibility of freezing to death for the time being. I'm not very hungry, and the five-pound sauce beef that Daddy made for dinner hasn't been digested yet! Ximenqing still has the strength, but the most important thing at the moment is to see the road ahead.

Lighting is really a problem, like Ximen Qing is a good trainer in the second and third days. One is not to drink, two is not to smoke, and three is not to pick up girls casually. Where can I find a lighter? This fire source Ximenqing can't be conjured out of thin air, it's really a three-penny stump for Ximenqing's peerless talent!

But when it comes to money, it's on you. Six Han Dynasty five-baht coins can be carried with you like a talisman. And also! The most important thing is that Ximen Qingke is a carrier of controlled knives! Hahahaha! This titanium steel alloy bloody groove bladed katana is carried on his back every day! Just blame our local police officers for being stupid!

It didn't take long for Tai Ritian's baby to suddenly start to stir in Ximenqing's sweatshirt. As the frequency of its trembling became more and more intense, Ximenqing could clearly feel its fear. It's time to prepare for the worst, and quickly take the Sprinkler's signature blade off his back. Hold the scabbard tightly with your left hand and firmly grasp the handle with your right hand.

With the more frequent commotion and low roar of Tai Ritian's baby in the sweatshirt, Ximenqing leaned against the tree and watched more and more vigilantly. The sound of footsteps from far to near became more and more obvious, and Ximenqing held his breath and stabbed vigorously in front of him. I only heard a "poof", and the "monster" that attacked Ximenqing fell in a pool of blood.

The Sprinkle family actually committed a murderous precept! Suddenly, Ximenqing's brain went blank in an instant. That's right, Ximen Qing was completely stunned at that time. It wasn't until Tai Ritian licked Ximenqing's saliva that Ximenqing came back to his senses. Okay, okay, let's take it as a wild monster. Otherwise, Ximenqing still has to eat an iron pea for the Sprinkle family according to the laws of the Great Heavenly Empire?

Ximen Qinghou touched his chest fearfully. Uh-huh, it's a monster, it's a monster. It still crashed into Ximenqing's knife several times. But since it's a wild monster, you have to explode some equipment! Wait for Ximen Qing to investigate.

The wild monster in the pool of blood should have been pierced by Ximen Qing and his heart was dirty, it seems that the Sprinkle family is really blessed! Let's see how the Sprinklers are harvesting. Ximenqing held his breath, forcibly resisted this overturning of the river and the sea, and tiptoed to search.

A long knife? Oh yes, okay. Two small stones in a small cloth pocket? Is this the legendary flint and steel? It seems that Ximenqing will be able to make a fire soon! Awesome! The most important thing is a wooden box. After a while, a few wolf howls in the distance became clearer and clearer. It seems that it is still so cautious, so Ximen Qing left the scene of the crime gently.

With a sense of light, before Ximenqing's physical strength was exhausted. Ximenqing saw a wooden house by chance. I was hesitating to call the door and go in for the night, when the door opened open.

The four strong men held a burning crackling torch in their left hand and a long knife in their right hand, glaring at Ximenqing angrily. Looking at their outfits, Ximen Qing knew that this was the time for the Sprinkle family to perform superb acting skills.

Ximen Qing pressed down the long knife of the "wild monster" with both hands, and said loudly to the surroundings: "Ximen Qing has learned this under the Guigu Gate, and he has something important to tell you. Please show up here! ”

The man in green clothes slowly walked in front of Ximen Qing from the dark corner, and looked Ximen Qing up and down very unceremoniously, and the thick and weak triangular fish bubble eyes showed a look of disdain: "Guigu is the same as you?" Left and right for Young Master Ben to cook this unashamed guy! "No!" These four house slaves had a demonic look, and in an instant, they had pointed their knives at Ximenqing.

At this time, the Tai Ritian baby in Ximenqing's arms "whoosh" from Ximenqing's sweatshirt rose into the air, barking at the unkind people in front of him. "Strange beasts! Be careful, everyone! "Alien beasts?" Ximenqing felt the position of Tai Ritian's baby in a daze, and boasted about it: "That's right! Everyone's vision! This is the roar of the ancient beast Golden Retriever recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas"! ”

"What? This is the Golden Retriever's roar? The fish bubble man swallowed his saliva and his voice was like a huge burp. At this moment, the wolf howls around became clearer and clearer, as if to prove that the baby Tai Ritian was the roar of the ancient beast Golden Retriever. "Good, good! Sure enough, it is a famous teacher! No wonder these beasts are so attached to Mr. Little. I'll take the place of my brother and recruit Mr. Xiao! This time, the fish bubble man drank the "Four King Kongs" and made a mockery of Ximen Qing, for fear that Ximen Qing would not agree.

As soon as Ximen Qing thought about it, he stomped his feet and began to talk about treatment, after all, Ximen Qing is now alone in the other world! Ximenqing touched his bare chin and began to pretend to be deep: "Where is Brother Zun?" ”

Yubao Nan hugged his fist and bowed to the north, and Ximen Qing was startled when he heard the name of that person: "My brother Yanzhou Mu Cao Pingdong,!" "I don't want Ximenqing to come here by mistake! When Ximenqing was distracted, the fish bubble man obviously stared at the knife on Ximenqing's waist, and the pair of thief eyes had already looked at Ximenqing's knife back and forth dozens of times. Tai Ritian baby began to bark loudly again, as if to declare: Even the shovel official is Ben Wang's, don't fight Ben Wang's idea, Ben Wang is the protagonist!

So and so and so and so and On the road crossed, this man and dog became more and more in line with the divine stick.

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After more than ten days of arduous trekking, I finally saw the dark gray thick ancient city wall made of huge stones. Ximen Qing didn't care about the swelling and pain in his legs caused by overwork, and still rushed to the Taishou Mansion, the most luxurious building complex in the local area, step by step.

Along the way, I don't know how many passers-by ridiculed me because of my ugly walking posture, but it's okay! It's okay! What do you want to do with your face! Sprinkle the family is terrible! Finally, before Ximenqing was about to fall to the ground in swelling and pain, he arrived at the gate of Taishou Mansion.

Ximenqing's face twitched and squeezed out a smile like a pig: "Hello, Brother Bing!" The student was recommended by General Cao's clan to defect to General Cao! Four soldiers in black clothes and black armor holding spears looked at Ximenqing with extremely disdainful eyes. That's right, Ximenqing's appearance should also be like this.

Under the big willow tree on the side, a long sword appeared to be the leader of the soldiers, and said sharply: "What are you shouting? Is there a recommendation document? "Yes, yes, yes", this pain came from the inside of his legs, which made Ximenqing almost incoherent!

Ximenqing hurriedly untied his backpack, and this time woke up the sleeping Tai Ritian! He jumped out and barked at everyone! At this moment, the head of the soldier choked with a long sword out of its sheath and pointed at Ximenqing with an angry face, and the four soldiers behind him also raised the tip of their spears to Ximenqing.

Such a tense atmosphere really makes the Sprinkle family lose face! Just before Ximen Qing was about to run in tears due to timidity, the heavy copper-nailed solid wooden door of the Taishou Mansion squeaked open, and a team of long-haired halberd soldiers who seemed to be a general with a short beard rushed out.

The first strike is strong, and the second strike suffers. Ximen Qing didn't care about the golden beans that were about to fall in his eyes, leaned over and stroked his Tai Ri Tianhou and said in a sad tone: "Student Ximen Qing traveled for more than ten days at night with his bags on his back, and came to General Cao's shogunate in fear. I hope to show what I have learned in my life under the command of the wise and martial lord, and make a modest contribution to the recovery of the glory of the Han Dynasty. The golden beans just like that, they actually had to fall with Ximenqing's words.

When the young man saw such a performance, he immediately turned his face to the head of the sword-wielding soldier and shouted: "Wu Song! Why do you do this to the gentleman who came from afar? Do you want to trample the good name of the lord under your feet? Wu Song, the head of the army, abandoned his sword and knelt down to the young man, and replied angrily: "My subordinates don't dare!" But this guy isn't a good guy! Childe, don't be deceived by this minority! His movement stirred up another wave of dust, making Ximenqing next to him even more depressed.

The young man kicked Wu Song, the head of the soldier, and took a few steps forward to help Ximenqing and straighten his clothes for Ximenqing. After looking left and right, he still felt that it was inappropriate, so he asked, "Sir, was recommended by the clan?" Ximenqing hurriedly offered a thin Jane. The young man glanced at Bo Jian and shouted to the head of the soldier, Wu Song: "Wu Song still doesn't apologize to Mr. Wu Song, the head of the soldiers, said angrily: "The subordinates will not confess their sins to this miscellaneous man!" The young man was also angry by Wu Song's words: "Someone! Drag Wu Song down and beat the thirty military sticks! ”

Wu Song was dragged down by the robe, but he still stared at Ximen Qing with hatred. This is definitely a signal to eat it alive.

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