Volume 1 Fangzhou Fengyun Chapter 60 Encounter the Plague Again
"Hey, isn't this the big hero Li who sees the road unevenly and the hero saves the beauty, what's the matter, ran to this river to cheat?" Before he could finish speaking, a figure walked out of the reeds with the sound of talking.
Li Junwen squinted and saw that it was actually Du Wencai, still holding his iconic folding fan, wearing a white silk robe, walking with one foot high and one foot lower, probably because the injury on his buttocks was not yet healed. His head was wrapped in strips of white cloth, like an Indian Asan.
"Oops, it turned out to be Du Yanei! I haven't seen you for a few days, but I look good! I miss you so much, tsk, your ass is okay? At this time, you can still come out to do evil, it seems that Ling Zun is not ruthless enough, how can he ......" Li Junwen said with a smile, but his palms were sweaty, and the other party was obviously not good.
"Hahaha......" Du Wencai laughed angrily: "Thanks to you, Lao Tzu was beaten by a board!" But do you really think my dad is willing to hit me hard? It's just for you outsiders! ”
"The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, I have long known that your father and son are both virtuous......" Li Junwen shrugged his shoulders and said leisurely.
"Du Yanei came here with a blank eye, won't he come to the river to enjoy the beautiful scenery of this beautiful day like us?"
"Hmph...... I'm not as idle as you, I'm here to find my lady's ......" After speaking, Du Wencai's eyes looked at Ye Zisu with a squint, so frightened that Ye Zisu hurriedly hid behind Li Junwen.
"Hey, don't be afraid, if you want to hide, you should hide behind your husband! I'm very gentle, I'll know if you follow me in the future, I'll love you very much, I love you every day, hehehe......" Du Wencai said more and more obscenely.
"Phew, stinky scoundrel who doesn't learn anything, who wants to marry you! My dad hasn't said yes yet! Ye Zisu hid behind Li Junwen, only one head was exposed, his fists were clenched, and his face was flushed with anger.
"Isn't it a matter of time before your father agrees, this time my father will come forward in person and give your family enough face, I don't think your father will be stupid enough to go against the parents of Yizhou, right......" Du Wencai said disapprehantly, as if Ye Shisu had become a dish on his table, and he was sure to eat it. However, Du Wencai said that Li Junwen really has no objection, he can marry Zhizhou's son to be the main room, and most people are estimated to be in a hurry to lick his shoes.
"Even if my father agreed, I wouldn't marry you! I...... I...... I'd rather die! ”
"The order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, you can't help but agree!" Du Wencai was a little annoyed, gradually lost his patience, and tore off the mask of hypocrisy.
"Even if you die, I will get your body, spoil you and then storm the wilderness, let the wild dogs gnaw, hahaha......"
After Du Wencai finished speaking lewdly, he squinted at Li Junwen and said, "Li Dasha, what happened last time is your fate!" If you know each other, get out of the way, don't spoil my good deeds! Give me three more kowtows, and maybe I can forgive you! Otherwise......"
"What else? With your weak chicken body, you dare to threaten me? Do you want to be beaten again? Li Junwen thought it was a little funny.
"Of course I'm not your opponent alone, but, hum......" Du Wencai didn't have the fear that Li Junwen imagined. He closed the folding fan he was pretending to use, and slapped it three times with the folding fan in his hand, and then eight burly men emerged from the reeds one after another, all wearing sleeveless short shirts, the muscles on their bodies bulged up one by one, and the chest muscles on his chest were more exaggerated than Ye Zisu's full breasts behind him, and they jumped from time to time, and Li Junwen's eyelids trembled when he saw it, and he couldn't help but secretly cry bitterly.
"Brother Li, what should I do?" Ye Zisu, who was behind him, saw this scene, and the hands that were holding Li Junwen's arms before couldn't help but tighten, and it hurt Li Junwen a little to grasp it, which showed how scared Ye Zisu was.
"It's okay, I'm here!" Although he was already at a loss, he still held Ye Zisu's nervous little hand in his hand, pinched it gently, and comforted the chick. The strange thing is that Ye Shisu actually did not object.
"Hmph, it's all at this time and you're still flirting!"
Du Wencai had already hid behind the big man at this time, his whole body was blocked by the big man, only half of his head was exposed from the cracks of the people, and he said arrogantly: "The surname Li, last time you were lucky and had a helper, this time you are alone, and I am a lot of people, see how you deal with my eight King Kongs!" Hahaha......"
"Du Yanei is wise and martial, he won't do that kind of bad thing of bullying more and less, right?" The situation was not in his favor, Li Junwen tried his best to make amends.
"Hahaha, what, now I know I'm afraid? Wear less of a high hat for me, and I'll bully more and less! Acquaintances quickly kowtow to me to admit their mistakes, and then roll aside, and wait for me to be in this cave room with this chick, maybe I will be happy, and reward this chick to you to play, so that you can also drink the leftover soup. If not, after my Eight King Kongs beat you to death, I will sue you for the crime of abducting a wife and committing adultery, and let my father send you to the frontier, so that the two of you will never see each other, hahaha......" Du Wen got carried away.
Is it tolerable or unbearable, uncle can tolerate aunt unbearable, Li Junwen, who was a little hesitant to temporarily soften just now, was already furious after listening to Du Wencai's unbearable words, and the green tendons on his head burst out, whether it was a blessing or a curse, and a curse that could not be stopped.
"Du Wencai, it seems that the two of us can only be incompatible! Today is either you die or you die! Before the words fell, Li Junwen quickly flicked a few stones that he had quietly held in his hand to Du Wencai, his flying stone technique was practiced when he was young, although he couldn't hit a hundred shots, but he could also hit seven or eight out of ten, plus he had practiced his breath with Chen Kuan Lao Dao in the past few days, and his control of strength was even higher.
Li Junwen hit a few stones with a very short gap, and in this situation, he can't guarantee that he can hit Du Wencai, so he can only control the enemy with quantity. Fortunately, one of the flying stones crossed the eight strong men, and Du Wencai, whose head was exposed between the arms of the two big men, faced the door, and Du Wencai, who was in pain, said "ouch", and squatted on the ground with his face covered. The rest of the stones hit the eight big men, but the eight people only twisted their bodies, and did not move, the stones hit them like they hit cotton, just scratching an itch.
Li Junwen "chuckled" in his heart, it's over, this time he met the hard stubble of the foreign family's horizontal practice.