Chapter 487 Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

Wang Wan'er reads poetry and books in her mother's house, and her father is a jinshi, so her knowledge says that she can be admitted to the lifting of people is a bit bragging, but Xiucai is absolutely no problem. In the past, in her heart, a Ming Jun was the set prescribed by ancient Chinese Confucianism, what kind of diligence and thrift, following advice, etc., Wang Wan'er has never gone out to read dead books at home, how do you know that things in the world are very different from books.

Zhu Hongsan saw Wang Wan'er stunned there, and then said, "Okay! Today, I will talk about it according to what you said: diligence and frugality, benevolence and love for the people, political clarity, and admonition. I have a maximum of four dishes and one soup per meal, this is a record of daily life, and I can't fake it, this is considered diligent and thrifty! I ensured that my subordinates could eat enough, and there was not a single beggar in the city of Guangzhou, which can be regarded as benevolence and love for the people! Since I became emperor, I have abolished the celebrant supervisor, ceded power to the ministers, and re-established the prime minister system, is this considered political clarity? I personally reply to the recitation and answer the minister's questions every day, is this considered to be a stream of advice? I've done so well, why do you still scold me for being a faint king? ”

Wang Wan'er was robbed by Zhu Hongsan and didn't know what to say, so she opened her mouth and stammered: "You... You.. ”

"What are you, you want to call me Your Majesty! It seems that you have read books, but your teacher has not taught you female commandments? Don't know the etiquette? ”

Zhu Hongsan walked around Wang Wan'er twice, should I say it or not, this Wang Wan'er has a good figure, a hot figure, her body bones are very well-proportioned, and she is not tall, about one meter six, which is relatively tall in the Ming Dynasty, but it is still much worse than Zhu Hongsan who is one meter seven and five.

"Do you think you can judge the emperors of the past after reading two broken books? Do you also compare me to Emperor Yang of Sui? Do you know that Emperor Yang of Sui is similar to Li Shimin, who was named Ming Jun by your Confucianists? ”

This is beyond the scope of Wang Wan'er's cognition, in the Confucian classics, Yang Guang is simply a heinous scumbag, where he can be compared with the wise and martial Li Shimin!

"No, what you said is not right, how can Emperor Yang of Sui be compared with Tang Taizong?"

"How can it not be compared? Li Shimin's military achievements are world-famous, Yang Guang is not bad, he led the army to eliminate Nan Chen, and has been the chief manager in the south for more than ten years, this is no worse than Li Shimin! And both of them are second sons, and they both killed the eldest brother before they took the throne, Li Shimin also killed all the children of the eldest brother and the third brother, Yang Guang didn't kill Yang Yong's family, I'm right! What else do you have against it! ”

"Yang Guang is reckless!"

"Li Shimin is not bad, Yang Guang has failed to fight Goryeo, has Li Shimin succeeded? Yang Guang likes beautiful women, does Li Shimin have few wives? also got his brother and daughter-in-law to his harem, am I right! ”

Wang Wan'er was dizzy by Zhu Hongsan's fallacies for a while, he is a little widow who doesn't go out of the door, it's good to know Emperor Yang of Sui, where he can compete for Zhu Hongsan!

The posts of overturning the case for Emperor Yang of Sui and smearing Li Shimin have been searched on the Internet in later generations, and now they are all used by Zhu Hongsan to attack Xiaobai Wang Wan'er. In fact, in history, Yang Guang and Li Shimin are really similar, they are both eloquent and strategic, but Yang Guang's mistake is that he is too conceited, knowing that the second northern expedition to Goryeo has been very difficult, but for the sake of face, he has to launch a third expedition. And Li Shimin is much more realistic, he won't play the first failure, and face is not as important as real interests. Therefore, Yang Guang was portrayed as the emperor of the ages, and Li Shimin became the emperor of the ages.

As a little widow, Wang Wan'er usually doesn't go out of the show building at all, she is naturally anemic when she doesn't bask in the sun, plus she didn't sleep all night last night, she was in a trance, and she was robbed by Zhu Hongsan just now, and she fell into a coma in a hurry.

Zhu Hongsan saw Wang Wan'er falling, and hurriedly stepped forward to take a closer look, it turned out that he had fainted, and it seemed that he was angry with himself.

Seeing the beautiful woman fainting in front of the big hooligan Zhu Hongsan, could he take advantage of the opportunity, Zhu Hongsan pretended to be concerned and asked, "Beauty, what's wrong with you?" Shall I give you artificial respiration? If you don't speak, I'll just say yes! ”

After Zhu Hongsan finished speaking, he didn't care whether Wang Wan'er really agreed or not, he went up to gnaw, and at the same time, his hands were not honest, and he touched Wang Wan'er's towering chest.

As soon as Zhu Hongsan got his hands on it, he knew that Wang Wan'er was very material, don't look outside, you can't see it, but it is at least a D cup that is so big, and it is still the bamboo shoot type that Zhu Hongsan likes.

Li Chengen, who was on the side, saw that Zhu Hongsan was about to play hooligan here, so he waved his hand quietly, and the four brocade guards in the house retreated silently, leaving only two little eunuchs to serve in the house.

Seeing that there were no outsiders in the house, Zhu Hongsan didn't pretend anymore, and stripped the unconscious Wang Wan'er of the essence in three or two clicks, and then prepared to undress and dry. But at a critical time, someone outside the door said: "Your Majesty, Liu Zhengheng brought his wife!" ”

Zhu Hongsan, who was swept away, was very annoyed and scolded: "Bring his wife in and let him go!" ”

Two little eunuchs came in outside the door for a while, and a woman with a big tie in was Liu Zhengheng's original wife, Cui.

It turned out that Liu Zhengheng didn't dare to sit in the sedan chair after getting Zhu Hongsan's holy decree, so he borrowed a horse with Li Chengen and rushed back to his house. As soon as she got home, she explained the reason to Cui's that the emperor wanted to sleep with her. Unexpectedly, Cui's was very fierce, and he would rather die than obey, Liu Zhengheng was so anxious that Cui's had to hang himself. Liu Zhengheng saw that there was no way for his family to tie up Cui's family and send it to Zhu Hongsan.

Zhu Hongsan was very curious when he saw that this woman was tied up, could it be that Cui's also liked the tone of SM?

The two little eunuchs sent Cui Shi into the house and retreated, and Zhu Hongsan stood up and measured Cui Shi in detail. In fact, he said to Liu Zhengheng that it was an insult to ask his wife to come to sleep with him, but he didn't expect this Liu Zhengheng to really send his wife.

However, although Cui's is forty years old, the charm of still exists, and he still has a bit of beauty. The average life expectancy of ancient Chinese people was short, and forty was definitely an old man. But this is not the case in later generations, forty is the right year, which is a good age for running sassy.

Zhu Hongsan looked at Cui's who was stuffed with a white cloth in his mouth, this woman kept a good figure except for some crow's feet at the corners of her eyes, and she touched it back and forth, except for some saggy breasts, she was more satisfied.

Zhu Hongsan said with a smile: "I have played with mother-daughter flowers before, and it is the first time for mother-in-law and daughter-in-law flowers, so let Lao Tzu open meat today!" ”

After Zhu Hongsan finished speaking, he called the two little eunuchs and asked them to clean up the desk and tie Cui's big characters on the table. When the little eunuch was busy, Zhu Hansan was not idle, he took off all Cui's clothes, looking at Cui's lower abdomen without a trace of fat, Zhu Hongsan felt that today's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law had picked up a treasure.

Just when Zhu Hongsan was busy with Cui's family, Wang Wan'er on the ground woke up. Seeing that she woke up, Zhu Hongsan didn't care about Cui's anymore, took off his pants and lay on Wang Wan'er.

The stimulation under her body made Wang Wan'er wake up immediately, and when she saw the bastard emperor lying on top of herself, she knew that her chastity was not guaranteed, but there was no way, who made her life miserable?

Just when Wang Wan'er accepted her fate, she suddenly saw a sleek woman lying on the desk that was originally full of books, and she was very shameless to put out a big letter. When Wang Wan'er took a closer look, it turned out that the woman was her mother-in-law, Cui.

Wang Wan'er was definitely a lady before she got married, that is, she didn't take off her clothes when she and her husband were in London after marriage, Confucianism believes that that kind of thing can't bring happiness, and it's just for the sake of passing on the family lineage that there is no way to live together. Of course, not as serious as the literati, but they all want their wives to be virgins and concubines to be sluts. Wang Wan'er, who is naturally educated by his eldest wife, thinks that this kind of thing is very evil.

But now that he is stripped naked and pressed to the ground, not to mention, his mother-in-law is still stripped naked and in the same room with him, which is too embarrassing.

Wang Wan'er hurriedly grabbed a piece of clothing on the ground to cover her upper body, and said to Zhu Hongsan, who was lying on her body: "Your Majesty wants to take a light concubine body and invite her to a place where no one is, this... It's a shame! ”

Zhu Hongsan stood up when he heard Wang Wan'er say this, pulled Wang Wan'er to Cui's side, pointed at Cui's and said, "You don't know, I'm saving your mother-in-law, thirty like a wolf, forty like a tiger, and fifty sitting on the ground and sucking soil!" Your mother-in-law is like a wolf and a tiger, how can she not be lonely? ”

After Zhu Hongsan finished speaking, he grabbed Wang Wan'er, and Cui's legs were close to the gun, Cui's mouth was blocked, and he just let out a muffled snort!

At this time, there was no one in the house, and there was a eunuch in the back room, who was the eunuch who recorded the living notes. In ancient China, there was a complete system of historians, and after the Song Dynasty, it was divided into the Hanlin Yuan in charge of the history of the country, and the literate eunuchs in charge of the living notes, which specifically recorded the emperor's daily words and deeds, even when he slept with his daughter-in-law.

Following Zhu Hongsan's side to record his daily life was an old eunuch of the Hongguang Dynasty, who was over sixty years old. Today, I heard that the Emperor of the Outer House was in Emperor Hu Tianhu, and he sighed in his heart, and wrote in his pen, "On the fourth day of October in the first year of Shenwu, Liu Zhengheng, the prefect of Hangzhou, entered his wife Cui's family, and his widowed daughter-in-law Wang's family, and was very happy!" ”。

Cui's is an old woman who has given birth to a child, and she can stand Zhu Hongsan, but Wang Wan'er can stand Zhu Hongsan's livestock. Wang Wan'er and the eldest son of the Liu family were married for less than a year, and Boss Liu died, and the number of times the two were together was not as much as Zhu Hongsan for a month. In addition, Zhu Hongsan was deeply influenced by the small Japanese movies of later generations, and he could do any tricks, such as Guanyin sitting on lotus, fairy grinding mirrors, old man trailer, watching the fire from the other side, fighting cattle across the mountains, and crossing the sea with eight immortals, etc., which made Wang Wan'er faint to death after a while.

However, Cui's is very cool, his father-in-law Liu Zhengheng is already a weak literati, and he has to pretend to be Mr. Taoist at home, so he has no foreplay every time, and there is no time in the past 20 years, so that Cui's can only use Mr. Jiao every day to relieve fatigue. Today, when I met Zhu Hongsan, the raw squirrel, Cui's family was like going to heaven and earth, and he was so unhappy when he ascended to Elysium.

Zhu Hongsan looked at Cui Shi who was still panting after getting dressed, and said in his heart: It's still the old gang to resist tossing, Wang Wan'er is in a coma, and she's fine.

After getting dressed, Zhu Hongsan asked Li Chengen to send a holy decree to Liu Zhengheng and appointed him as the political envoy of Jiangsu Province, but his wife Cui Shi couldn't be put back yet, and Zhu Hongsan still had to play for a few days.