"A few days ago, did you see the divine thunder that fell from the thirty-three heavens?"

"I saw it, it's scary, I descended three times in a row, and I don't know which god it was slashed down against."

"Like this kind of thunderstorm, the heavy clouds are falling, I don't even have the courage to take a look, I think it must be the emperor's great man who can go through."

"I heard that this thunder not only split the heavy clouds, but it actually slashed straight to the lower realm with undiminished strength, and the mortal group of thin skin and tender flesh seeds, I don't know how many people will be killed and injured."

The Heavenly Thunder Tribulation a few days ago has now become a pastime topic after tea and dinner in the Heavenly Realm, and even the thirty-one heavens that are in charge of the world's various heavenly machine disks are not exempt from vulgarity.

The heavenly machine disk is a divine object, thousands of floating scenes converge in it, from a distance is a lake, up close is a mirror, fingers point, surprise is a thin layer of ice flowers on the window edge in the cold winter wax moon, look hard like iron, in fact, with the tip of the finger that little bit of temperature, poke and poke to melt.

The water moon mirror flower is like a dream.

The attendant Xian'e here is supposed to be the most seen in the world, and this day the thunder struck, and they also broke their mouths, which seems to be an extremely rare disaster.

"Hey, I told you guys, you noticed something wrong today."

Yi Xian'e held the bamboo broom in her hand, crossed her waist and said, "I can detect that there is an extremely strong immortal qi. ”

"Either the Emperor of Heaven is visiting, or the emperor above our family has arrived, I see, eighty percent is for the thunder tribulation."

"You say, this thunder, could it be that it was slashed at that emperor?"

Today's thirty-one heavens have indeed come to a famous figure, to the only remaining god of the desolation, the emperor of the thirty-two meritorious halls.

It is not true to say that it is the emperor, this current emperor can only be honored as the emperor and queen before. When Shang and Zhou were crowned gods, I don't know what the reason is, the first emperor with a high position fell, the soul was scattered, and the throne could not be left without an owner, and he joined hands to worship the emperor of heaven and earth and was pushed to the throne and became the next emperor of the Hall of Merit.

This emperor sat down with 30,000 ink immortals, recorded the merits and misses of each mortal in the nether world one by one, and waited until the mortal skin and body died, and then came to summarize and count the merits in the world. But if he is condemned to be a full of evil, he will go straight to hell and receive the punishment he deserves.

Rewards and punishments are difficult to determine, the heavenly hall of merit and the underground Yama are all thankless jobs.

Today's celestial weather is rare and not clear, and it is really rare for me to step out of the low threshold at the entrance of the mansion. If you think about it, I have been sitting in the position of God Monarch for more than 3,000 years, and the farthest place I have stepped on is probably a cold pond on the edge of the thirty-two heavens.

As soon as I went out, these two ears heard the difficulties I brought, although I was a cheeky and rough skin, but I also had the word guilt in my heart, and my heart trembled for a while, and I almost ran away.

But.....

I have something on my mind, and I have to find someone to help me.

Thirty-one Chongtian is the residence of Wenchang Xingshenjun, a literati, and there is always a bit of a scholarly feeling that I don't quite understand. For example, at the gate of his mansion, in the heavenly realm where no filth can be entered, what is the use of placing two stone lions?

Ward off evil?

Mortal beasts, used to ward off evil in the heavenly realm?

I stood in front of the stone lion for a long time, so long that the white-clothed guards guarding the door dared to come and look at me, with unfriendly eyes, afraid that I would think that I was in love with the Divine Monarch, and secretly rubbed and chased the wild bees and butterflies that came to the house.

"Who is the fairy looking for?" He looked at me from head to toe from a distance, probably thinking that I was born, thinking that I was a little immortal who had just ascended to the sky, so he kindly reminded, "This is the thirty-one heavenly holy land, if it is not for the delivery of the post to pay homage to the right matter, and the idle immortals will not be allowed to enter according to the law." ”

I looked at my plain white clothes, and wondered if I was too low-key to be looked down upon, so I tried to ask, "Can the young general know the emperor of the Thirty-two Heavenly Merit Palace?" ”

"Of course I know," he pointed his spear upwards, "and it's still up there!" ”

Me: "......"

Maybe it's not going well these days, and even a young general like a radish and cabbage can see me clearly. Fortunately, I am a self-cultivation immortal who goes with the flow, even if I am despised so much, I can still temporarily suppress the dangerous thoughts in my heart, put on a gentle smile, turn around and leave.

It should be inappropriate to come to the door today, let it be, naturally.

"The fairy stays."

I was about to leave, but the young general stopped me, I saw that his eyes were worried, and he asked a little hesitantly: "The fairy is going to the thirty-two heavens, and he wants to go to the Hall of Merit to find the emperor?" ”

I really thought carefully about whether my move of going back to my own house was to find the emperor himself, and after judging it, I still gave an accurate answer: "Yes, the young general has something else to do?" ”

"No, nothing," he looked a little embarrassed, "It's just that I heard that the emperor of the Thirty-two Heavens is widowed all the year round, unkind, and holds the power of the Hall of Merit to seal the gods, so his speech and behavior are very strange." ”

Weird?

It was a bolt from the blue.....

The white-clothed young general was still there and said to himself: "If you go to ask the emperor to give some merit to your mortal relatives, you can cut off this thought earlier, if you are blasted out of the palace, it is all merciful, Amitabha, if, if you deduct most of your merits because of this, and fall from the clouds into hell, then it is called sin!" ”

I couldn't believe it: "Merit, merit is not possible to deduct merit at will?" ”

The young general said: "Where is it free? One person has attained the Tao, but he wants to cheat for personal gain, to shadow his relatives and friends, and one greed is enough to deduct dozens of merits. ”

"That's interesting," I said with a smile, "then you just showed the ability to talk about the Emperor of the Flood Desolation and the crime of disrespect, how do you count it?" ”

The poor little god will be obviously stunned: "This ......"

I patted him on the shoulder in an elderly manner, and continued to ask unceremoniously: "But you pity my life again, Gu Cai is disrespectful, and after thinking about the cause and effect, is this merit deducted or not?" ”

The young general's face was about to be twisted by sorrow, and he opened his mouth emptyly, but he couldn't say anything.

"If you are greedy, you will deduct three hundred and forty merits, and if you save someone's life, you will increase five hundred merits."

A clear voice interjected into the conversation between the two of us, this voice sounded very young, and read it out in a good voice soaked in the ink scroll, I looked at the place where the voice came out, and saw a weak scholar-like, purple-covered god walking towards me, he stopped three steps away from me, bowed half of his body to me first, and said, "Wenchang see the emperor." ”

"Wenchang Star Divine Monarch, don't come unharmed."

Wenchang Xingshenjun is the central commander, the natal of the lord's birth year, the brief book of the longevity of the sky, in short, the number of mortal lives in the next session is deduced by his side, and the article is recorded in the book. His temple is located in the thirty-first heaven, and we are good neighbors up and down.

My good atmosphere of meeting politely frightened the young man who was kind enough to remind me, and he stared at me with a blank face, and the spirit in his eyes seemed to be dilapidated for a moment.

I introduced myself badly: "The deity is the emperor of the Thirty-two Heavenly Merit Palace, I don't know what to call the young general?" ”

He was surprised for a moment and then knelt down in a very real way, acting dignified and neat: "The emperor forgives his sins." ”

"The loss of merit has been recorded by the Hall of Merit since ancient times, but this monarch is in charge of the temple, and now he happens to bump into this matter, and there is a Wenchang Star Divine Monarch who has spoken, so he has made a conclusion on this matter."

Three thousand winds stopped, and the Hall of Merit heard the emperor's call.

"God will help the wind, speak out against the saints, punish the crime of disrespect, and deduct three hundred merits from the immortal body."

The oracle said, the ink immortal of the Hall of Merit dipped his pen in ink, and deducted three hundred merits from the list of Fufeng.

With a buckle of three hundred merits, the immortal qi on Fufeng's body suddenly dissipated, and the aura of the decaying dark tide suddenly rose, and an ink-colored spiral slowly arose under him, as if swallowing something, turning bigger and bigger, and sticking out of it A black line stretched out from it, as if there were tens of millions, all of them were counted around him vigilantly and watching, just waiting for an order, he could pierce the hard and unbreakable immortal body, and pull down to hell mercilessly.

He still knelt down and didn't dare to move for half a minute, as if he was willing to be punished.

"However," I said slowly, as I changed my tone, "I am willing to punish myself for the sin of disrespect and not to harm others, and to reward the merit of mercy and increase my merit by five hundred." ”

As soon as these words came out, the dark noise and early warning of punishment from the depths of the earth suddenly shattered like ice under a heavy hammer, and the fairy qi slowly lingered around his body, and his tense body was only half a point relieved.

I said, "This first item is to tell you one thing: the dignity of the saint and the emperor, you must not mess with your tongue, do you understand? ”

Fu Feng kowtowed heavily, as if he felt something, "Yes!" ”

"And this second item," I said with some dismay, "is to tell you that all merit is judged on the merits of the facts, and there is no precedent for judging the merits of the matter. If you criticize the deity, the deity will punish you for not respecting the saints, not for disrespecting the deity; You sincerely advise the deity, and the deity rewards you for your compassion, not for saving the deity. Do you understand? ”

"Teach the wind!"

He lowered his head, his waist straightened, and my explanation was a bit twisted, and I don't know if he understood it.

Wenchang Xingshenjun was silent next to him for a long time, and my conscience found it, so I turned my head and said to him: "First of all, I negotiated with this little god, but I forgot the most important thing to come here," Seeing that he still ignored me, I had to remind him loudly, "Wenchang Xing Emperor is free, why don't you go into the mansion to talk in detail?" ”

I saw him shake his hand, and took a step back towards me respectfully and humbly: "The little god was deeply touched by what the emperor said, I am afraid that I will go back to study the ancient books and study them in depth, and the emperor is not as good as ......."

I was so angry that I was almost happy, this point of refusal, could it be that I wanted the dignified emperor to drink purple qi at the door?

"It's better to go back to the house to rest first, and wait until tomorrow, and the little god will come to visit."

Sure enough, he is a cautious scholar.

I smiled dignifiedly, and made way for him to open the way to the door very intimately: "Excellent, Shenjun please." ”