Chapter XXVII: The "Senate" is full of military force
Inside, it's good that Gongsun Fu is not present. As soon as the momentum of a group of people who had been holding back for ten years was released, they were really more excited than usual.
At the beginning, the reason was that a royal historian complained that his buddies did not follow Sui Zhaoshen to visit the kiln. And people also went shopping yesterday, and they also said hello to Sui Zhaoshen, don't you say it's a joke to let Sui Zhaoshen visit the kiln? However, the imperial historians all said that poor officials below 600 stone had no oil and water to fish, and they were counting on being able to go out from the imperial history platform to change their fat on weekdays. Not to mention visiting the kiln, it's just that the big fish and meat are a little tight - doesn't Zhou Cong live on the same street with the officials for 600 stones a year?
So where does this guy have reason to prevaricate for a while? stammered a few sentences, and the stunned young guys actually thought that people were becoming inflammatory, so they were anxious. The two buddies are used to fighting on weekdays, and the people next to them don't care about it, so they don't care, and they start fighting.
As soon as these two took the lead, the others learned from each other, and they all started fighting.
Under the sanctimonious appearance of the Emperor Gong, they are actually all scoundrels who are calculating. Let's listen to these hereditary nobles, families with family roots, writers who have famous sentences in the poetry society, and celebrities who talk strangely in the bamboo forest - which face is it today.
"The surname is Zheng, I don't care if you send troops to fight your brother, but you can't get to our Wei family's territory, right?"
"It's not your surname Wei who hooked up with my brother, my brother can make my own brother rebel?"
"The surname is Jiang, you are uneasy and kind to marry my sister to me?"
"Do you have a conscience? My sister is a well-known beauty, I don't know what to do if I marry you? At the beginning, many people came to my house to propose, but I didn't agree......"
"The surname is Cui, we can't control your kid killing your father-in-law. But does your lord's agreement with us still count? ”
"Don't bully my young master because my ancestor was early."
"You three want to be shameless? Why do you still have a woman's underwear in her sleeves? The widow of the old man Xia is so beautiful? ”
"Don't you tarnish people's innocence out of thin air? This is my wife's! The three old rascals actually spoke so neatly in unison, and all three of them blushed and looked at each other.
"Hahaha...... People are right, the little widow of the Xia family is their wife. The cheapest one finally spoke, and the three old rascals couldn't stand it.
"You say that the old Sa family can steal other people's houses by hiding weapons? Have you talked about the evidence? ”
"Lao Luo, your father-in-law has had a stroke again?"
"It's better than your old Mi family master is often assassinated by madmen."
"We don't care if your old Ha family engages in women, don't always think about stealing other people's property?"
"If you have the ability, you can also eat soft rice?"
"What's wrong? Okay, you married your daughter, but you went to the mother's bed, and you won't let me say it? Your housekeeper's job is not bad. ”
"Why can't I understand what they're saying?"
"This? It is said that the family owes a lot of debts, and it is said that it is a son-in-law who comes to the door to settle the bill. Of course, on the surface, this is the case, but in fact, the girl and the housekeeper are pregnant, and this handsome young man actually gave his mother-in-law a face-to-face head. ”
"Messy enough, huh?"
"Say! You can't retreat from Lao Tzu's land! ”
"Phew! Who has taken your land? Don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know about the fact that the flood washed the boundary monument, didn't you kid pick up the river? ”
"The rich people of Xihai County are people, but our people in Beidi County are not people?"
"What's wrong with our Xihai County? If you don't steal and don't rob, what's wrong with our Xihai County? ”
"Yes, yes, you people in Xihai County are all masters......"
I don't understand this, but there is no shortage of people in Northland County who go to Xihai County to work.
"So you people from Xihai County can take advantage of the famine in our Beidi County to buy our fields at a low price and return our abductions."
"Don't tarnish people's innocence out of thin air! We can't do human trafficking......"
It's impossible to fight at this point.
Watching these big guys with Eguan Bo play big, they just don't get hurt. The guards standing guard in the hall were a little incomprehensible.
"Big brother, how can you still do this?" "You little bunnies, you haven't seen the world, have you? I saw your big brother mess with him back then. ”
"Above?" No longer stood guard, and a few young guards gathered to listen to the story.
"That was twelve years ago. More than a dozen ministers said that someone was some kind of traitor. The king did not agree, and as a result they fell to their knees and did not get up. The king couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to get up and leave, but he didn't think that all the dozen or so ministers would rise up and surround the king. There was a little black fat man who spat on the stars and spit on the king's face. ”
"Bragging. Can the king be spit out in the face by everyone? ”
"Yes. You're blowing a big blow, aren't you? ”
"Have you little bunnies ever seen them fight? Why don't you believe they dare? ”
Outside the hall, King Zhao Tianzi sat upright, drank tea, and learned about what happened in the past two days by the way.
"Except for Shang County, all five counties in the Shanzhou region have been invaded by barbarians."
"Upper County? Isn't that Zhou Cong in the long history? He's a kid of luck. ”
"It's all Your Majesty's knowledge."
"Okay, I'll whip you again!"
"Also, the river broke in East County......"
"! How many feudal countries are around? Won't it all be fine, but my East County will be flooded, right? ”
Lin Fang nodded helplessly, and his movements were so light that he could hardly see them.
"Who is the East Gun Taishou now? I peeled off his skin! ”
"Your Majesty, the Taishou of Dongjun is Tian Xiu."
"Stripped this bastard's official uniform and sent Pan Youguang to serve as the Taishou of Dongjun? Still is? Anything else? ”
"Your Majesty, everything else is trivial, and Gongsun Linggong has already approved it."
King Zhao stretched out his hand to take the fold and flipped through it, it was really nothing, since there was no need to ink again, he lifted the red pen and began to draw: "Look at the quarrel inside?" Let them wait for a while after the quarrel, and ignore them if they don't finish arguing. ”
Lin Fang was a lot older, but he still trotted to the window and took a sneak peek. Well, what the king said is that it's good to have a lively fight. Looking back at the Son of Heaven, he was cross-legged and humming a tune. However, after serving the king for thirty years, I still find it interesting to watch the ministers fight.
Just as he was looking at it, King Zhao came over and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, what's going on inside?" ”
"It's not stopping." Lin Fang watched it with relish, and didn't even look back.
It made King Zhao a little unhappy, and he stretched out his hand to drag him. But thinking about Lin Fang watching so energetically, how interesting is that? King Zhao took off the crown and climbed the windowsill to join in the fun. I really felt like fooling around with Lin Fang when I was a prince, and my face was a little ruddy and childlike.