Chapter 106: Castrating the Piglet

When Li Shimin sang "It's not easy to be a big man", Gao Ming had already returned to the East Palace, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Li Su running over with a sad face.

"Big brother, you must save me this time!"

Hearing Li Su's words, Gao Ming suddenly gasped.

"Shhh...... Oh, I'll rub it, are you a troublemaker? Why is it in trouble again? I'm going to say ugly things before, you can solve the small things yourself, I can't help the big things, or you can solve it yourself! ”

“……”

Seeing Gao Ming's disgust, Li Su suddenly opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything, and in the end, Su Wan'er couldn't see it and came over to help him speak.

"Lang Jun, this matter is really not provoked by the sixth brother, in fact, this matter is like this......"

In Su Wan'er's narration, Gao Ming finally understood the whole story, so he looked at Li Su with a strange expression.

"You said that the son-in-law asked you for a little wild boar, but you couldn't take it out, I remember that last time I had promised the son-in-law that I would give it to her when the spring was open? I don't think he's the kind of person who makes trouble unreasonably, right? ”

When Li Su heard Gao Ming's words, he suddenly showed a helpless face.

"Yes, but big brother, it was already spring last month!"

“……”

Gao Ming was silent for a moment, he thought for a moment that it seemed to be the case, so he smiled at Li Su a little embarrassedly.

"Hehe, I feel like it's still quite cold this day, I thought there was no spring, so the year is over?"

Seeing Gao Ming's regretful look, Li Su was suddenly a little speechless, and nodded helplessly after a long time.

"Yes, big brother, when my father was killing in the East Palace, it happened to be the Lantern Festival."

“……”

At this time, Gao Ming suddenly found that they were lucky, because they died after the New Year.

Seeing that Gao Ming had a tendency to wander again, Li Su suddenly became anxious.

"Big brother, what should you tell me to do?"

Looking at Li Su's eager look, Gao Ming groaned for a while, and then smacked his mouth.

"Tsk...... In this way, I told my son-in-law to ask her to give you two days, and you, so hurry up and find the little wild boar for my son. ”

Speaking of this, Gao Ming patted Li Su on the shoulder.

"I'll give you a hint, in fact, my son is just a child, and she values you as a gift for her brother, not the little boar itself, so even if you can't find the little boar, you can get a kitten and a dog for her."

As soon as Li Su heard Gao Ming's words, he immediately became happy.

"I understand big brother, but I don't care about the kittens and dogs, if you want to find them, you can find rare ones, big brother, I'm leaving!"

After speaking, Li Su turned around and ran, looking at Su Wan'er and shaking his head.

"This sixth child, the concubine doesn't know what to say about him......"

Looking at Su Wan'er's emotional expression, Gao Ming suddenly smiled and hugged her.

"The sixth person is an authentic second goods, you don't have to pay attention to him, let's go back to the room, and then finish what we didn't finish in the morning."

As soon as Su Wan'er heard Gao Ming's words, her face immediately turned red.

"Lang Jun wants to make it bad again, the concubine has already asked people to prepare lunch, Lang Jun should eat lunch first!"

"Okay!" Gao Ming suddenly shrugged his shoulders: "Then after lunch, let's finish what we didn't finish in the morning." ”

“……”

Su Wan'er suddenly felt that there was no way to communicate with Gao Ming, and when Gao Ming probed her paw to her buttocks again, she suddenly screamed and ran away, leaving Gao Ming standing alone and laughing.

It's okay to tease my wife, it's good!

After lunch, Gao Ming led the little wild boar around the palace.

Since Li Mingda went to study, this little wild boar named "General" is basically taking care of the book and the sword, and sometimes Gao Ming will take it out for a walk when he is in a good mood, and this guy is also familiar with Gao Ming.

Probably because it has not been castrated, this little wild boar is very active, and it has not been a month since it was brought into the palace, and its body size has grown a lot, and its strength has increased a lot.

"Damn, the prince of Lao Tzu is dignified in the Tang Dynasty, and now he has fallen to the point of herding pigs, little stupid pig, you better be honest, so that Lao Tzu can consider giving you a good time when he kills you in the future."

"Hmph...... Humph......"

The little boar snorted, seemingly disdainful of Gao Ming's words, and kept arching around the bushes to find something to eat.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming suddenly sneered.

"Hmph, eat, eat more, I'll ...... in the future"

Before he finished speaking, Li Mingda's voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Big brother, what did you just say?"

Hearing this voice, Gao Ming was taken aback, and then immediately changed his smile.

"It turns out that the cutest little princess in my family is back? Just now, the eldest brother said that in the future, when the season of recovery comes, he will take you to the outside of the city to go out, hehehehe......"

As soon as Li Mingda heard Gao Ming's words, he immediately became happy.

"Really? Big brother is not allowed to deceive his son, pull the hook! ”

After speaking, Li Mingda stretched out his little thumb, and seeing this scene, Gao Ming smiled and stretched out his little thumb to hook her.

Li Mingda read while pulling it back.

"Hang yourself on the hook, you won't change for a hundred years, hehe!"

After pulling the hook, Li Mingda suddenly looked at the little wild boar held by Gao Ming, and then pouted.

"The general is getting more and more unbehaved now, and the son can't pull it anymore, it would be nice if it could be honest!"

Hearing Li Mingda's words, Gao Ming suddenly frowned, and then showed an unusually gentle smile at her.

"Son, my brother has a trick that can make the general very well-behaved!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Mingda suddenly became even happier.

"Really? That's great, big brother, hurry up and make it more well-behaved! ”

"No problem!"

Gao Ming smiled slightly, and then touched Li Mingda's little head.

"You go and play with Ju'er first, and my brother will return you a good general in a while, okay?"

"Good!"

Li Mingda naturally has great trust in his eldest brother, so he happily ran to Li Ju to play, while Gao Ming led the pig to the Forbidden Garden to find Liu Bing.

When Liu Bing saw Gao Ming leading a pig to find him, he was stunned.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, you are ......"

Looking at his surprised look, Gao Ming immediately laughed.

"Didn't I say that before? I'm going to ask you to learn the craft, no, I've even found a test subject, and you'll just castrate it in front of me! ”

“……”

Liu Bing looked at Gao Ming, then at the little wild boar he was holding in his hand, and after a while he looked at Gao Ming with a puzzled expression.

"Your Royal Highness the Prince, are you serious?"

Gao Ming nodded immediately.

"Of course!"

Looking at Gao Ming's serious face, Liu Bing showed a wry smile.

"But His Royal Highness the Prince, the old slave can only castrate, and this old slave of the gelding pig will not either!"

As soon as Liu Bing's words fell, Gao Ming immediately smiled and waved his hand.

"It's okay, you're not even afraid of eunuchs, what is a gelding pig? Anyway, it's to cut off the egg, and how you cut the person, you can cut the pig! ”

“……”

After listening to Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing suddenly looked at him with a very strange look, and Gao Ming also felt that what he just said was quite weird, but the words had already been said, so it was naturally impossible to take it back, so he could only raise his chin towards Liu Bing.

"What are you stunned about? Why don't you go find a tool, you can't be a pig empty-handed, right? ”

As soon as Liu Bing heard Gao Ming's words, he immediately reacted, and hurriedly bowed to Gao Ming.

"What His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said is that His Royal Highness the Prince, please come with the old slave!"

After speaking, Liu Bing led the way, and Gao Ming led the little wild boar behind him, and the two came to a relatively remote palace after a while.

After arriving, Liu Bing immediately smiled at Gao Ming.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, this is where the old slave held the knife at the beginning, Your Highness, please come in with me!"

After speaking, Liu Bing walked in, and Gao Ming also led the little wild boar in.

At this time, there were still two eunuchs guarding the room, and after entering, Liu Bing spoke to them.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is here to see our family's craftsmanship today, you go and prepare knives and medicines!"

At first, the two eunuchs were a little puzzled about what Liu Bing's "craftsmanship" was, but when they heard Liu Bing ask for knives and medicine, they immediately knew what was going on, and in less than a cup of tea, they brought a large bowl of black medicinal juice and a wooden box.

Seeing that everything was ready, Liu Bing bowed slightly towards Gao Ming.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, the old slave is here to begin?"

When Gao Ming heard this, he immediately nodded.

"Well, you can do whatever you want, leave me alone."

"Your Highness!"

After Liu Bing thanked Gao Ming, he took the rope holding the little wild boar from Gao Ming's hand, and then put the bowl of medicinal soup on the ground.

The little wild boar is a foodie, and when he saw the bowl on the ground, he immediately went up and ate all the soup inside, and after eating, it was like a drunk person, swaying from side to side, and finally fell to the ground with a "poof".

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming immediately understood that the bowl should be filled with anesthetic.

The little wild boar didn't react after drinking the anesthetic, and Liu Bing glanced at the two eunuchs next to him, and the two eunuchs immediately lifted the little wild boar lying on the ground to a stone platform next to it, and then pulled its limbs apart.

At this time, Liu Bing also opened the wooden box, only to see a piece of silk cloth padded inside the wooden box, and a seven-inch long knife was placed on top of the silk cloth.

After Liu Bing picked up the knife, he also nodded with satisfaction, then grabbed the "egg bag" of the little wild boar with his left hand, waved the knife with his right hand, and then squeezed it with his left hand, and two oval-shaped eggs suddenly appeared in Gao Ming's sight.

Gao Ming, who saw this scene, couldn't help but shudder, he felt that he was inexplicably a little painful, so he couldn't help but pinch his legs.

Liu Bing obviously didn't have this concern, because he had no eggs for a long time, so when the two eggs of the little wild boar were squeezed out, he stretched out his hand and pulled them out, and then pinched the two "egg threads" that connected the eggs and went around sixteen times.

And at this time, the little wild boar who had eaten the anesthetic screamed heartbreakingly.

"Whoa......

The voice was bitter and sad, and then it was useless, because no matter how it was called, the egg could not be put back, and Gao Ming seemed to find that the three eunuchs, including Liu Bing, showed a smile called "satisfaction" at this moment.

Damn, these eunuchs are terrible!