XXXVIII. Havoc in the Heavenly Palace
Chen Luyao was almost scared to death, he wanted to hug Ma Ruan's thigh, but he didn't expect to become a scapegoat.
After entering the main hall and seeing the hall full of high-ranking officials, his legs kept swinging, and without waiting for Zhu Youxiang to ask for the crime, he knelt on the ground with a "poof": "The minister knows the crime, the minister deserves to die!" ”
Zhu Youxiang was not polite, and simply waved his hand: "Since you think you deserve to die, then drag it down and kill it, it's a waste of my effort!" ”
"Ah......h
Chen Luyao collapsed to the ground, "Emperor...... The emperor, the emperor spares his life, and the ministers are wronged...... Wronged! ”
Ruan Dacheng snorted coldly: "Why are you wronged? Didn't you tell this official Lin Zongbing that he would present an ironclad car today? Do you know that it is a crime of deception? ”
"Ruan Shilang save me, the villain is also a good intention!"
Chen Luyao knelt on the hall and kowtowed like pounding garlic, and when he saw that Ruan Dacheng was unmoved, he kowtowed to Ma Shiying again, "Old Ma Ge save me, the villain ventilates and reports, there is no merit and hard work!" ”
Ma Shiying's face changed, and he scolded: "What kind of news?" As a courtier, it is within your duty to report wrongdoing, so how can you say that you have to work hard? You deceive the king, and your crime should be punished, where is Jin Wuwei? Drag this guy out of the noon gate and behead it to show the public! ”
"Wait!"
Just when Chen Luyao was almost desperate, a voice like a life-saving straw sounded beside him.
Chen Lu turned his head to look at it from a desperate moment, only to find that the person who spoke was Lin Yu, and couldn't help but be stunned, and choked up: "Lin, General Lin ...... The villain can't stand you, the villain knows that he is wrong, please say a few good words to the emperor for me, the villain is willing to go to the soup for the general soldier, and he will die! ”
Lin Yu held his head high, stood straight, and said with a pious face: "Chen Biaotong's words are wrong, you are not wrong, what is wrong is that this official reformed the system without the approval of His Majesty, fortunately, you wrote the impeachment so that this official can avoid making a bigger mistake!" ”
Chen Luyao couldn't help but be speechless, paralyzed on the ground and didn't know whether to kneel and beg Lin Yu for help, or to thank him for his magnanimity?
"What kind of official position is Biaotong?" Ma Shiying asked coldly.
Lin Yu said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "The standard system is an official position established by the lower officials, which is roughly equivalent to a thousand households, and His Majesty has given permission to the lower officials to reform the system, so Chen Luyao is called his official position." ”
"Go back and report your military establishment to the military department!" Ma Shiying flicked the sleeves of his robe and snorted coldly.
I thought that the case of letting Lin Yu sacrifice the ironclad car would be overturned, but I didn't expect this kid to be stubborn, and he came to Nanjing to ask Zhu Youxiang for restructuring, it seems that he underestimated this guy, and his ambition is not small!
Lin Yu bowed to Zhu Youxiang again and said, "Your Majesty...... When Chen left last night, he asked Chen Luyao to rush to the north gate of Nanjing to join me, but Chen came late because of the rout and looting in Liuhe County.
Before leaving, the minister did not tell Chen Luyao when the ironclad car would be able to enter the city, and it was also unexpected that the ironclad car was damp, not that Chen Luyao intended to deceive the king, and asked His Majesty to be merciful and allow him to make meritorious contributions! ”
After a pause, he added: "And when the minister shows His Majesty the ironclad car, Chen Biaotong will still be useful!" ”
Zhu Youxiang is not a person who loves to kill, and after listening to Lin Yu's words, he agreed: "Since this is the case, then spare him!" ”
Chen Luyao, who escaped death, felt that Lin Yu's words added a hint of weirdness, what does it mean that he is still useful when he shows the ironclad car? How does this sound like an off-string sound?
"Still not grateful?" Wei Guangdong, who was standing below, scolded.
Chen Luyao reacted at this time, hurriedly kowtowed to Zhu Youxiang to thank him, and kowtowed to Lin Yu: "Thank you General Lin for saving your life, the villain will not forget it!" ”
After Chen Luyao retreated, Zhu Youxiang got up and yawned: "I thought I would be able to see the power of the ironclad car today, but I didn't expect to be damp and couldn't get off the boat, it's really boring!" ”
Lin Yu took out the tablet from his arms and presented it with both hands: "Your Majesty, the minister has a treasure to offer!" ”
Zhu Youxiang became interested when he arrived, and stretched his thick and short neck vigorously: "What kind of treasure is it?" Hurry up and bring it up for me to see! ”
Lin Yu held the tablet in both hands, waiting for the eunuch to come down and take it: "This thing is called'Divine Painting Machine', after opening it, you can see many stories in Chinese history, Buddhas and immortals, demons and monsters, Qin Shi Huang, Han Gaozu, Tang Taizong, etc., everything, and the sound and color are vivid. ”
"Huh...... Is there such a treasure in the world? Grab it and open my eyes! ”
Zhu Youxiang's excitement was beyond words, and the full hall of civil and military officers was also surprised, and they all stretched their necks to look at the items in the hands of the eunuchs, and saw what kind of treasure this "magic painting machine" was?
Han Zanzhou, the celebrant eunuch, took the tablet and cautiously walked up to the Dan Majesty (the platform where the dragon chair was placed), and handed it to Zhu Youxiang with both hands, "Please take a look!" ”
Zhu Youxiang took it over and tinkered with it for a while, the screen was still dark, and he couldn't help but look displeased: "Lin Aiqing, where are the demons and monsters?" ”
"Your Majesty needs to turn on the camera first and then choose the play you want to see, and then the picture will appear." Lin Yu said calmly.
Zhu Youxiang got up: "Then you come up to help me turn on the machine?" ”
"Yes!" Lin Yu bowed down to receive the order.
Seeing that Lin Yu was really preparing to step on the Dan Majesty, Ma Shiying hurriedly stepped out and scolded: "Bold, since the founding of Taizu, who dares to step on the Dan Majesty except for the Son of Heaven and the eunuchs?" ”
"Ma Ge Lao has taught you a lesson!"
Lin Yu nodded yes, stopped, and had an expression on his face that I was hanging like this, if you don't let me go up, then let the Son of Heaven come down?
"Let's go down!"
Zhu Youxiang walked down with the tablet in his hand, and even the eunuch didn't need it, he came to Lin Yu, who was a head taller than him, and said expectantly: "Lin Aiqing hurry up and turn on the machine so I can take a look?" ”
Lin Yu didn't ask Zhu Youxiang for anything, so he took over and turned on and directly chose "Journey to the West", and tuned to the third episode to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and turned the volume to the maximum, and then handed it to Zhu Youxiang, "Your Majesty, please take a look!" ”
"Ah......h This monkey can fly? ”
Zhu Youxiang's excited words were incoherent, completely losing the majesty of the Ninety-Five, "Oops...... Is this a monkey spirit? It's scary to look at, does the Jade Emperor look like this? There are a lot of heavenly soldiers and generals, if they come to help us Ming, why are you afraid of building slaves? ”
Zhu Youxiang is like a child who has got a toy, watching his hands dance: "Come on, come on...... Come and take a look, come and see Guanyin Bodhisattva! ”
The hall full of civil and military officials couldn't hold back any longer, and under the leadership of the young Wei Guogong, they surrounded it with a "bang", and a good Jinluan Hall turned into a video hall.
"Oops...... Will the monkey spirit really change? This heavenly soldier can't beat him! ”
"Guanyin Bodhisattva is really compassionate, I think she will definitely bless our Ming!"
"This Erlang God has some skills, and he can be on a par with the monkey spirit, if I have such a god general, why not be afraid of Li Kou and Jiannu!"
Watching dozens of ministers surround the emperor with a tablet, Lin Yu hid aside and had fun.
Ma Shiying, who was standing on the side, had a blue face and a white face, holding a wat board in his hand and admonishing loudly: "Your Majesty...... What kind of system does this become? Please put away the treasure and look at it after retreating. ”
Zhu Youxiang is looking at it vigorously: "Becoming a system, becoming a system...... Look at it for a moment, look at it for a while. This monkey is really incredible, even the Buddha has come out, Ma Aiqing come and see the dignity of the Buddha. ”
Ma Shiying was speechless, first shook his head and sighed, and then suddenly asked Lin Yu: "Mr. Lin, where did you get this magic painting machine?" ”
Lin Yu had already thought of the wording, and said calmly: "The villain's grandfather often went to sea to fish, and once arrived on Ryukyu Island, and met a group of red-haired barbarians who died and got it from them. ”
Ryukyu Island is Taiwan. In the last years of the Ming Dynasty, a large-scale European fleet had already appeared here, and Lin Yu's wording was impeccable, so that Ma Shiying could not find a flaw.
Zhu Youxiang, who was watching it with relish, did not forget to interject: "Nine times out of ten, the red-haired barbarian died because he angered Guanyin Bodhisattva, so he used mana to kill him!" ”
Several officials chimed in: "Your Majesty is reasonable, reasonable!" ”